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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to master the sexiest portable ward.
Always harass your enemies with your Spike to piss them off and when Leona can't take it anymore, it's time to Spike-Exhaust combo Draven until he dies,
to avenge your fallen ButtFucking Friend by following his killer even if you have to waste Flash and spam your Spike all day long for the win.
Stay in the back until Sleepywood hook up with Leona to Redbull-Spike-Twin Fist-Spike combo that fuckabish to death.
If the enemy dares to touch your friend with benefits, you should take out that damn slut, run away with Redbull and get pulled away by that womanizer.
Since you're always invisible, the enemy will most likely buy pink wards, so do the same to destroy his vision over and over and over and over again.
But, you know, the enemy might send his greatest dog, so eliminating his wards will be pointless.
All you can do is run away for your life with Redbull while using Spike to try to fend off that crazy glue and when you finally get away, watch him die a dog's death.
Similar to what you've seen with Leona, all you need to do is to let Sleepywood hook up with that old fart to have a nice sexy party with him, no problem!
But, to be sure that Thresh doesn't miss any hook, Black Pit the enemies to slow them and finish your important business with one of them.
No worries old man, the party's just getting started.
If you're low on health, wait until that Night Stalker is almost dead to Lantern Pull-Spike combo her to steal the kill from your team like a boss.
If no one is backing you up, you should never fight your enemies head-on and Spike these mega greedy fuckabishes until you show them that no one mess with sexy monsters.
Farming with her is easy because you can just spam your Spike from far away without being put in any danger.
However, she finds her true value in being a movable ward scouting an area to protect his teammates from imminent danger,
to put many baby wards like a pro
and to...Oh shit time to go!
Your Spike skill is the best to kill every running fuckabish,
to pickpocket the minions all day long while not moving an inch when destroying a turret,
to harass that Wannabe Dragon until she goes back home
and to save your prince facechecking a brush.
Your Redbull skill is awesome to get away from any dirty situation while leaving the Crying Master behind,
to successfully escape a near-death situation,
to remove any slow effect on you,
to join your friends at a party to destroy someone's house
and to catch-up with a robot pikachu to do the quickest sixsome of your life.
People complaining about her OP ultimate? That skill can't even scratch minions!
So what can you do with that skill? Combine it with Redbull to leave your teammate in the dead pit.
Your Redbull-Flash combo will allow you to run away from anyone and no one will be able to run away from you.
After (1 + 1 = 11) your enemies, wait here for any passing unlucky fuckabish to enjoy a fearsome foursome with him.
Wait here until you see an opportunity to strike Mundo, Redbull to cancel the slow effect from Exhaust and show him how someone truly goes where he pleases.
To ninja gank, you don't even need to hide in a brush.
You only have to Black Pit this guy and he will easily die from your team's attack.
Redbull to catch-up with an enemy, Black Pit him to deal tons of damage and finish him off with a Twin Fist-Spike combo.
Follow your ButtFucking Friend's Solar Beam with a Black Pit, spam your Spike everywhere to damage any enemy near you, use Zhonya if a fuckabish is trying to kill you,
go back in to finish off every dying enemies with your Spike and Twin Fist like a boss
and wait patiently here for that damn fish to finally Flash-Spike combo that fish to get the Pentakill of your life.
If Sleepywood is in danger, Redbull to join the party, Black Pit the enemies to slow them, spam your Spike like a crazy sexy monster to kill both of them,
Redbull once again to follow the Dancing Cinderella and Spike her to death to avenge your teammate.
If not a single enemy is in sight, use your Twin Shadows to track two of them,
follow the spirits until they reach that flying old man and her daughter to destroy that happy family in a flash.
Killing an old man twice in a row is risky, because his bodyguard will save him this time.
The thing you need to do here is to Redbull the hell out of there while using Spike to damage him until he decides to back off to go back at him to give him a piece of your twisted mind.
That's it for today, people!
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