you'll notice when you're walking around
any major city now and I noticed this
here even in England which is ironic
that you find less and less people
speaking English nowadays like even in
America I walk through any major city
and I hear people speaking every other
language but English and the up
thing for me is I can only speak English
I know words and other people's
languages I know phrases I know how to
say certain things but I can't speak
anything from top to bottom other than
English and which you know like like if
I was to talk to you I also start
speaking Punjabi to you I know enough to
start the conversation but then if you
replied I would just go here right like
that's why I've created my own language
I've been like okey ology Nordic talk
cause they're like ah but but but that's
what I would do that's all I do I've
created my own language is called but
but and and then you know with any
people because we have so many dialects
they may just think oh I don't know that
dialect of what is rakia but but but but
what I'd like to do is I'd like to
listen to people speak another language
and then I play this game where I try to
figure out what language it is but to
with them in the meantime I stare
at them every now and then and smile
like I know what they're saying you
should see how paranoid people get I'm
sitting at this cafe this is people
behind me and all here's i shouldn'ta
happened with Shubin don't flee even
Krishna la Bamba Hoban I'm looking I'm
gonna go and they were like we must move
this man speaks Latvian damn you rosetta
stone but I always listen for like the
one key word in English you know you
ever do that here's somebody speaking
another language and you listen for the
one key word in English then you try and
piece together what they're talking
about but the funny thing is you'll hear
a word that sounds like an English word
but it won't mean the same thing to them
like it will a little bit about having
to grew up in this shopping mall and
you're like ah they're going to a
shopping mall but then you find out the
shopping mall means bread to them or
something you know there's always words
in people's languages that will make you
laugh because it won't it'll sound like
a word in your language
are there any Hungarian people here
tonight
really
was just a fluke question really I do
you speak Hungarian sweetheart what's
the Hungarian word for kiss not choke
the other word right did you know
that that's the Hungarian word for kiss
to us hilarious isn't it
haha was a but the Hungarian
people very innocent they'll be on the
phone
okay and they'll hang out
and we'll be like ah devil mozzie and
the only reason I know this is because I
would I was at a strip joint you know
once researching some material quite
extensively and my stripper she was
Hungarian and I guess I was making her
laugh and by the end of the night she
goes uh he was so nice I want to give
you and I'm like I would love to
receive the aforementioned and she
goes close your eyes and I close my eyes
and all of a sudden I feel on my cheek
and I'm like did she just rubber
on my face too
cuz if I'd known that was gonna happen I
would have done the old but you'll
always hear words in people's languages
of the remind you of words you know like
when I was in the Philippines
I forgot that I knew the Filipino word
for tits which is su su now su su just
sounds funny in English but it's even
funnier for Indian people because su su
is what we say to a little kid who has
to go to the bathroom what's the matter
you have to go su su
I have to go so soon go go so who goes
to su nicely go go nicely go to you but
I forgot in the Philippines that it
meant tits and when I was there I met
this chick and she's like sir do you
want to see my Su Su and I'm like no
flush it oh my god you're so kinky
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