-Oh, yeah. Grapefruit's back for another episode of Let's Play,
and this time, I brought my gym clothes
because today's game is Nerdy Workout.
Sounds like my kind of game
minus the nerdy. [chuckles]
All right, let's do this.
Huh. Looks like we got a real retro thing goin' on here.
I don't really get it.
Oh, wow. It worked joking about this nerd.
[chuckles] Okay, I press the screen,
he lifts his arms, all right.
I think I got the general hang of--
Oh, hey-oh! We got bad guys!
They're just throwing me straight into the fire here.
What are these things? They dinosaurs?
Yeah, I guess they're little dinosaur heads.
Well, if they think they're gonna get the best of me,
they got another thing comin'. Grapefruit's not phased.
You know who else was a dinosaur? Barney.
Barney was a dinosaur and I beat him up once.
True story. Should I tell it right now?
Ehh, why not? We got time.
So, for those of you who don't know,
Barney was this big purple dinosaur
who basically sang a bunch of songs
and taught kids colors and crap.
Was I a fan of Barney when I was a teeny-tiny grapefruit?
Yes, I was. I admit it. Guilty as charged.
So when I found out Barney was gonna be in town,
I got front seats to his show. I'm all excited.
I can't wait to hear him sing a song
about what color grass is or whatever.
It was just-- I was too dumb to know at the time.
Aah! My arm! My arm! [chuckles]
Man, is it just me or did this game just get awesome?
[chuckles]
Oh, and I'm only realizing now
that the number of his shirt changes. See that?
Every time I lift the weight, his shirt goes up a point.
Has that been happening the whole time? Yeesh.
I better focus up. These Barney heads are out for blood.
There's no telling what-- aah! And there goes the other one.
Too bad. Welcome to the club, pal.
The no-arms club.
Makes workin' out a whole different type of experience,
I can tell ya that. 42 points though.
I'm not unhappy with that.
I'm not sure which is easier-- working out with arms
or working out without arms. Because when you have no arms,
it's way tougher to get a grip on the weights, you know?
So that's definitely harder. But at the same time,
if you got no limbs like yours truly, that cuts WAY down
on the number of muscle groups you gotta work out.
Take leg day, for instance. I don't even have a leg day.
I have upper-abs day, lower-abs day, and face day.
Yup, and frankly, face day is my favorite.
Basically, I set myself in front of a mirror
and do a bunch of expressions.
Ten reps of surprised...
Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Buah!
Ten reps of furious...
[grunting and babbling]
Ten reps of ecstatic...
[frenzied babbling]
And then repeat until you can't feel your body.
Oh, and speaking of not feeling your body, that reminds me.
I gotta finish the story about beating Barney up.
So, I'm sitting there in the front row, so happy
to see Barney prance onstage and start singing and dancing,
but the thing is, Barney still keeps hitting me in the face
whenever he spins around.
I know, he doesn't even mean to do it, but...
Oh-oh! There goes an arm!
Looks like I'm gonna set a new high score though,
so I can't complain about that.
Anyway, Barney's story-- gonna blast through it.
So, Barney's tail keeps hitting me in the face.
I know it's unintentional; I get it.
But at the same time, it's kinda like,
"Control your tail, pal." You know what I mean?
Dude's had a few billion years to get his body awareness down.
Anyhoo, so it happens again and I say to him--
Hey, hey, hey-- oh! Oh, okay.
I guess that looks like it's it for me.
What'd I get? 51 points? Baller.
Anyway, I'm over this. Let me finish this Barney story.
So Barney looks at me and deliberately--
yes, deliberately-- taps me in the face with his tail,
just trying to get me mad, right? Well, it works.
I jumped right up at his face and I knock him out!
He falls down, crushes his triceratops right under him,
and winds up knocking the whole set down.
[chuckles] It was fantastic.
Here was this dinosaur I absolutely idolized,
and I beat him up. [chuckles]
Hey, come to think of it, that's kinda sad.
Yeah, that totally true story
actually explains a lot about me,
now that I sit back and really digest it.
Anyway, thanks for watching. Leave ideas for other games
I should play in the comments below,
and if you guys see Barney the Dinosaur,
tell him I'm sorry.
But not really. Oh!
Yes, I'm ready.
Okay, I'm set.
And here we go. All right.
Apple, hey, what's up, buddy? See ya later. [chuckles]
Oh yeah, he sure does, Orange. That's a good one.
I'm actually gonna give you that one.