ANNOUNCER: The following preview has
been rated SC for self-control.
SHORTBREADWARD: [CHOMPING]
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon, the sequel you've
been hungering for, Twilight, Breaking Cookie.
Shortbreadward was a yumpire with a cookie thirst--
SHORTBREADWARD: [CHOMPING]
ANNOUNCER: --he couldn't control.
And Belly was the girl who loved him.
I love you, Shortbreadward.
SHORTBREADWARD: Cookie thirst.
[CHOMPING]
Cookie thirst.
[CHOMPING]
ANNOUNCER: Bakob was wolf who loved
Belly and who also loved to bake cookies.
He was baking when he got the news.
BAKOB: [HOWLING]
Is it true, Belly?
Are you going to marry Shortbreadward?
BELLY: I love him.
BAKOB: But he's a yumpire.
He has the cookie thirst.
He can't control himself.
He'll eat all your cookies.
BELLY: I love him.
BAKOB: Why don't you marry me?
I baked these cookies just for you.
SHORTBREADWARD: Cookies!
Oh!
[CHOMPING]
BAKOB: [HOWLING]
Those cookies were for Belly!
SHORTBREADWARD: Oh, me so sorry.
But me have cookie thirst.
Me no can control meself.
Me have to have cookies.
They delicious, by the way.
Cookie thirst!
[GRUNTING]
BAKOB: You should learn to control yourself.
SHORTBREADWARD: But how?
BAKOB: You need a strategy.
You need to stop.
Do something to take your mind of cookies.
SHORTBREADWARD: OK.
Like what?
BAKOB: Well, how about some exercise?
You can run around or ride your bike.
SHORTBREADWARD: Oh, you know what?
You right, Bakob.
Me try that.
Me do it for Belly.
BELLY: I love you, Shortbreadward.
BAKOB: Here, Belly.
I made you some more cookies to replace the ones that--
SHORTBREADWARD: Cookies!
Ah!
Stop!
Me try exercise strategy.
Come on, Belly.
Let's go for a fly.
I think me might love cookies.
It a yumpire thing.
BELLY: I love you, Shortbreadward.
ANNOUNCER: Unfortunately, Shortbreadward
couldn't fly forever.
SHORTBREADWARD: Cookies!
[CHOMPING]
Stop!
What me doing?
Me need another exercise strategy,
like running around or riding me bike or--
Hi-ya!
Wow!
[SPLASH]
BELLY: Shortbreadward, are you OK?
SHORTBREADWARD: Oh, yeah.
Me love jumping down waterfalls.
It a yumpire thing, yeah.
And it help me not even think about eating cookies!
[CHOMPING]
Oh!
Cookie thirst a powerful thing.
BAKOB: He'll Never change, Belly.
If you marry that yumpire, you'll never get any cookies.
What kind of life is that?
BELLY: That's it, Shortbreadward.
If you want to marry me, you're going
to have to control yourself.
It's me or my cookies.
SHORTBREADWARD: Me do want to marry you, Belly.
Me can control me cookie thirst.
Me know me can.
ANNOUNCER: And so Shortbreadward used all his powers
of self-control for the hardest yumpire challenge of all.
BAKOB: Chocolate chip cookies with extra chips.
SHORTBREADWARD: Extra chips?
ANNOUNCER: It was all Shortbreadward
could do to stop himself from eating the cookies.
He gave himself a good talking to.
SHORTBREADWARD: Hey, that good idea.
New strategy.
Me stop, and me talk meself through this.
OK.
Me love cookies, but me love Belly more.
Yeah.
Me love cookies, but me love Belly more.
Me did it.
Oh boy!
Me control meself, and me know eat cookies,
not even dinky crumb.
Belly, will you marry me?
BELLY: Yes, Shortbreadward.
I will marry you.
I love you, Shortbreadward.
BAKOB: [HOWLING]
ANNOUNCER: And so Belly and Shortbreadward were married.
BAKOB: I baked you a cookie wedding cake.
SHORTBREADWARD: Me could take it or leave it.
BELLY: [GASPING]
SHORTBREADWARD: Belly, what wrong?
BELLY: I love--
SHORTBREADWARD: Yes?
BELLY: Cookies!
[CHOMPING]
BAKOB: She's turned.
Now she's a yumpire, just like you.
SHORTBREADWARD: Belly, you have to learn
to control you cookie thirst.
ANNOUNCER: See Twilight, Breaking Cookie,
coming soon to a cookie-plex cinema near you.
DARTH BAKER: I find your lack of control disturbing.
LUKE: Darth Baker!
COOKIE MONSTER: What we do now?
LUKE: I don't know.
We're all out of mentors.
Ah, if only my father were here.
DARTH BAKER: Luke, I am your father.
LUKE: What?
COOKIE MONSTER: Interesting twist.