*Applause*
[Majira]: Thank you.
[Majira]: Thank you all.
[Majira]: Thank you all. So much.
[Majira]: We observe today, not as a victory, as a fandom,
[Majira]: ...But a celebration, of freedom.
[Majira]: Symbolizing an end, as well as a BEGinning.
[Majira]: Get it? Like beg. But beginning.
*...*
[Majira]: ITS A PUN!
[Majira]: As the first furry president,
[Majira]: I will fight hard, for equal rights.
[Majira]: Except for the bronies.
[Majira]: We are building a wall! Around the bronies!
[Majira]: Hey, you!
[Tarou]: Me?
[Majira]: Yeah, you.
[Majira]: You're a brony, aren't you?
[Tarou]: I mean, I've seen an episode before but I dont really care for it...
[Majira]: GET BEHIND THE WALL.
*...*
[Majira]: Ha ha...
[Majira]: Anyway.
[Majira]: So as the president, I obviously need a cabinet, right?
[Majira]: Like every president has a cabinet.
[Majira]: So here are the peopl- I mean, uh, the furr- the- the- f- the animals...
[Majira]: ...That I have selected for my cabinet.
[Majira]: Vice President: Nicholas Wilde
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[Majira]: Squeaker of the house: Telephone.
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[Majira]: Department of state: (North) Takoda.
[Majira]: I-I mean Dako-Dakota.
*Applause*
[Majira]: No, I mean Takoda.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Obviously.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of defence: Camo Rovak.
[Majira]: Nobody would see him coming.
[Majira]: Well at least, n-nobody would see his arms, anyway.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of justice: Mosfet.
[Majira]: Because he is MOSt FET for the position.
*Applause*
[Majira]: I know. That one was kind of a stretch.
[Majira]: Department of interior: Spawts.
[Majira]: Because he will leave the place spotless.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of agriculture: Kale.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of commerce: Echo.
[Majira]: Because she cares about the ECHOnomy.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of labor: Mangusu.
[Majira]: Because maaann, gusu can work.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of health and human services: Doktor.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of transportation: CARsmic.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of energy: Bolt.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of education: Booker.
[Majira]: Cause... He's a book.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Department of homeland security: Fuze.
*Applause*
[Majira]: Because he is FUZEing a wall, AROUND THE BRONIES!
[Majira]: Okay, okay, okay, I dont actually hate bronies.
*wait what*
[Majira]: I only said that so the brony haters would get me elected.
[Majira]: And guess what?
[Majira]: It worked.
[Majira]: And you all fell for it.
[Majira]: HA
[Majira]: As promised, I will give everyone a free *kingaroomie?* and a free body pillow.
[Majira]: This is what the body pillows will look like. See? You're so cute!
[Majira]: And you're so... cuddly.
[Majira]: You just wanna squeeze him all day long!
[Majira]: Also, every citizen will receive a 25$ Chipotle™️️ gift card.
[Majira]: So, make sure you check your mailboxes for those.
[Majira]: So, I just wanted to thank everyone who voted for me.
[Majira]: And if you didn't vote for me, then you don't matter! Any questions?
[Tarou]: I-
[Majira]: GET. BEHIND. THE. ****ING. WALL.
*clap*
[Majira]: Eh heh heh...
[Majira]: Thanks for getting me elected!