HEY, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, THIS IS DAY 2 OF "THE DAILY BITE,"
YOUR COUNTDOWN TO DISCOVERY CHANNEL'S SHARK WEEK,
PREMIERING ON JULY 22nd.
B-T-DUBS, EVERY SHOW ON SHARK WEEK
IS ELIGIBLE FOR AN EMMY,
AS IS THIS DIGITAL COUNTDOWN SHOW, IN THE CATEGORIES OF...
BEST HOST AND BEST EDIT-- ENOUGH PANDERING.
ON WITH THE SHOW.
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Announcer: IT'S 20 DAYS TO SHARK WEEK,
AND YOU'RE WATCHING "THE DAILY BITE,"
YOUR DAILY COMPENDIUM FOR ALL THINGS SHARK,
WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF COMEDIAN JORDAN CARLOS.
ON TODAY'S EPISODE, SOME OF THE BEST SHARKS OF ALL TIME.
PLUS, SOME SHARK VOCABULARY.
AND NOW, BECAUSE CARROT TOP WAS BOOKED, JORDAN CARLOS.
REALLY? CARROT TOP.
HOW ORIGINAL.
WHATEVER. ON WITH THE SHOW.
TODAY'S EPISODE IS ALL OF THE BEST OF THE BEST.
LET'S KICK IT OFF WITH THE TOP SHARKS.
TOP SHARKS!
Narrator: THIS IS A NOTORIOUSLY AGGRESSIVE DOMINANT MALE.
LOCALS HAVE NICKNAMED HIM SIDEWINDER.
IT'S JUST THE ULTIMATE AMBUSH PREDATOR.
Man: SOME ARE LIKE THE ONES OUT OF THE MOVIE "JAWS" --
THEY WANT TO BITE EVERYTHING,
THEY WANT TO SMASH INTO THE CAGE.
THOSE ARE SHARKS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET OUT AND SWIM WITH.
Narrator: SIDEWINDER IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE.
ANDY DECIDES TO RISK IT.
DESPITE THE DANGERS, ANDY OPENS THE CAGE TO GET A BETTER SHOT,
AND SIDEWINDER HEADS RIGHT FOR HIM.
Casagrande: HOLY [BLEEP] THE THING IS,
IT'S STILL COMING, IT'S STILL COMING.
WASN'T, LIKE, TRYING TO GET INTO THE CAGE,
BUT IT KIND OF WAS.
Narrator: THERE'S NO MISTAKING SLASH.
HE BECAME A LOCAL LEGEND AFTER ESCAPING A FISHERMAN'S HOOK,
LEAVING HIM DEEPLY SCARRED
AND PERHAPS A BIT ANGRY.
A MASSIVE SPECIMEN.
THAT THING IS SERIOUSLY THIS BIG AROUND.
Narrator: HE'S A STRATEGIST AND A MASTER OF THE SNEAK ATTACK,
JUST LIKE THE GIANT RUMORED TO BE STALKING SURF BEACH.
WHEN BAITS ARE USED AROUND THE BOAT,
SLASH ALWAYS DISPLAYS HIS DOMINANCE.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND SHEER AGGRESSION WINS THE PRIZE.
HE JUST WON'T LET GO OF IT.
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S STILL --
OH, MY GOD!
AND HIS TAIL JUST SMACKED THE WATER
AND SPLASHED ME FOR GOOD MEASURE.
THAT'S A POWERFUL ANIMAL RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S INSANE.
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT SHARKS IS THEIR BIG EARS.
DID I MENTION I'VE STILL NEVER SEEN A SHARK?
LET'S LOOK AT SOME SHARKS.
I PROMISE I WON'T KEEP CLOSING MY EYES.
THIS TIME.
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♪ MR. DEEJAY, PLAY ME ♪
♪ HAVE A FEW DRINKS, LET'S GET WAVY ♪
♪ I'LL BE OUT ON A GOOD NIGHT ♪
♪ SIPPING GREY GOOSE FROM MY LEFT HAND ♪
♪ THINGS GET CRAZY ♪
♪ MR. DEEJAY, PLAY ME ♪
♪ HAVE A FEW DRINKS, LET'S GET WAVY ♪
♪ I'LL BE OUT ON A GOOD NIGHT ♪
♪ SIPPING GREY GOOSE FROM MY LEFT HAND ♪
♪ THINGS GET CRAZY ♪
♪ LET'S GET WAVY ♪
♪ TILL THINGS GET CRAZY ♪
♪ LET'S GET WAVY ♪
♪ TILL THINGS GET CRAZY ♪
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Man: WHOA, THERE HE IS. YEAH, THAT'S DYNAMITE.
WHOA.
HE HEAD-BUTTED ME IN THE FIN CAM.
-SHARK COMING IN. -HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
-TWO SHARKS. -THREE SHARKS.
WORDS ARE WEIRD.
FOR INSTANCE, RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN TOTALLY UNDERSTAND ME,
BUT WHAT IF I STARTED SAYING THINGS LIKE, "EDAPHOLOGY," HMM?
OR "INTERDORSAL RIDGE"?
"SQUALENE"?
"VIVIPAROUS"? HMM?
I GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS NEXT SEGMENT
WILL HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HECK I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I HAVE TO GOOGLE ALL THOSE WORDS NOW.
"VIVIPAROUS" SOUNDS SEXY, THOUGH.
THAT GIRL IS VIVIPAROUS.
Narrator: "ITCH." "ITCHY."
"ITCHY-LOLOGIST"?
WELL, THAT'S IT FOR US OVER HERE AT "THE DAILY BITE."
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN.
I KNOW I SURE DID, BECAUSE I GOT PAID FOR IT.
FWM FWM FWM FWM!
SORRY WE COULDN'T PAY YOU, TOO.
THERE'S JUST TOO MANY OF YOU FOR THAT TO MAKE SENSE.
BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW.
WE MIGHT BE PAYIN' THEN.
BUT LIKELY NOT!
STACKS, THAT'S WHAT I'M MAKING HERE.
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