I hope you had a good Halloween.
And if you feel like it didn't happen, believe me, it did.
It happened.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't think it hasn't.
[APPLAUSE]
And you can't wear your costumes all year.
I mean, you could, but you'd look weird.
So I have some products in the Ellen Shop
that you can wear anytime.
First, we have this really cool-- this is a tie
dyed hoodie.
It's very soft, by the way.
Very comfy.
It's great if you're a deadhead or if you spill a lot of stuff.
And then we have this backpack right here.
This is very similar to the one I wore all three
weeks when I was in college.
And then we also have this journal.
And it says be kind to one another on the front.
And this is actually-- this is a journal I took from-- this is
Andy's journal that I borrowed.
Let's see what he wrote in here.
Dear diary, I have some exciting news to share with you.
Today, I became a man.
Uh oh.
No.
It's personal.
OK.
Here's another one.
Dear diary, my mistake.
Actually, today, I became a man.
Oh.
OK.
I'll try this one.
Dear diary, I'm very sad.
I measured it again today.
[LAUGHTER]
That's personal.
I can't.
We also sell rulers in the Ellen Shop if you want to--
[APPLAUSE]
You can get those items in the Ellen Shop or online.