Jory: (in monotone for intro only) Hello, I'm Jory Caron, and this is "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" You know, everyone likes glow sticks, so everyone in a crowd will have a glow stick. So, you're not so special anymore!
But how do you make yours glow extra bright? I wonder if a microwave will make it glow extra bright? Let's go find out!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: I wonder how long I should put it in there? Three minutes? Okay!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jory: Oh, jeez!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jory: Yeah, I think it's just gonna catch fire.
Jory: 'Cause nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Definitely a good idea!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Well, let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, Part II, safety is of number-one concern.
Bad... Good!
Why is it good, you might say? It's to protect our nuts, 'cause nobody likes roasted nuts!
Okay, so in we go! We also have two fans, for ventilation. I don't know if it's proper, but it IS a ventilation system. You can't argue with that, folks! And we also have the Sharp microwave. Look how it just reaches out...
Jory: We have some glow sticks here. We have three, actually. I'm gonna do one unlit and two lit.
Jon: In different experiments or all at the same time?
Jory: All at the same time!
Here's the unlit one...
Ezra: (to Jory) You must've been to a lotta raves!
Jory: Okay, in goes one lit one... And here's this big one. Okay, how long should we put that one in there for?
Jon: Two minutes.
Jory: Two minutes? Okay!
Jon: That's a good, solid test!
Jon: Rock 'n roll! Alright, we've got the middle one sparking!
Ezra: I think it's just leftovers from the Brillo pad.
Jory: Yeah, that's what I think.
Ezra: You realy have no control in these experiments! The Jory Caron Laboratory uses modern research techniques which don't require control!
Jory: We just know how things are gonna happen!
Jon: The more variables, the cooler the experiment will be!
Jory: I'd hate to be stuck in the wilderness with that piece of crap one that doesn't work!
Ezra: Ooh!
Jory: Oh! It just sprayed!
Ezra: It just splooged!
Ezra: It ejaculated all over! Oh! The other one's ejaculating its creamy liquid! OH!
Jon: That's pretty sweet!
Jory: That's tasty!
Ezra: That's a rave in a microwave!
Jory: It's a micro-rave!
Ezra: (laughs) Definitely a good idea!
Jon: Alright, the large green one is moving, it's bending, it's now completely contorting onto itself!
Jory: It's kinda sad the other one hasn't really done anything yet...
Ezra: You'd think it would light up eventually!
Jory: Oh, yeah!
Ezra: Ching!
Jory: Ching-bong! Ping-pong! They're pretty much dying in how bright they are, though.
Ezra: Ooh!
Jon: Alright!
They're GLOW sticks, so we're not gonna turn on the lights!
Jon: Let's check it out! There seems to be a liquid coating on the door.
Jory: Yeah, it's for flavor, actually!
Jon: You can kinda see, like, some sort of droplets... Alright, Jory, let's check this out!
Jon: Wow! That green one is totally...
Jory: It's gelatinous! That's nice.
Jon: That turned into a gelatinous blob, and I think it shrunk in size.
Jory: Ooh! Oh! As I poke it, it burns my hand!
Jory: Let's pull these bad boys out of here...
Jon: Make sure to wear gloves!
Jory: Yeah... Definitely wear gloves!
Jon: As you can see, it's left a glowing residue in its wake!
Jory: And there's actually green stuff all over this wall right here.
So, I'm just gonna level with you guys here: it's not a good idea to microwave glow sticks. There's no reason for you to microwave glow sticks. There never HAS been a reason for you guys to microwave glow sticks. So, don't microwave glow sticks!
I mean, if you wanna see, like, the inside of this yellow stuff, just break open a highlighter or something, you know? So, that's pretty much it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm Jory Caron.
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