You got here early today.
>> Yep.
>> And I showed you something,
we were watching an infomercial that I had seen the other day and
I thought that Kristen should see it and I showed Kristen the infomercial.
What did you think?
>> I saw it and I cannot ever unsee it.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yes,
that's the thing about this particular infomercial and
I feel like because we saw it, I feel like you deserve to see it.
And when I say deserve, I apologize in advance.
>> [LAUGH] >> But this is real.
Please enjoy.
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>> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Honestly she looks so
happy at the end of the commercial.
>> Yeah, I'm wondering how bad must it have gotten back there that she's happy at
the end of the commercial.
>> She's spinning.
She's so happy.
>> She's ready to see the world.
>> Yeah, it's a real thing.
>> Yeah. That's the thing.
I can't believe it's real, but I know it's real because I ordered one.
Let me show you. >> [LAUGH]
>> Feel how gentle, feel it!
>> It is very soft and gentle!
>> They sell hard bristles as well in case you want that.
>> No judgement!
No judgements.
>> [LAUGH] >> No, look at that.
You hold it, you're the co-host.
>> I'd love to.
>> But there's so much to talk about, I mean first of all, let's re-cap.
>> Yeah. >> Here are your options before this
came along.
You could use that man's hand.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> That's a man's hand.
>> Only that man's hands.
>> Whoever he is.
>> Yeah. >> That guy.
There's a towel.
>> The guest towel, it looks like.
>> Looks like from the guest bathroom.
>> Don't wanna mess up your hands.
>> No, then there's a luffa, which is to me, too large.
>> That looks large and possibly painful.
Yeah. >> Yeah.
Unless you wanted the hard bristle,
if that's what you like. >> Again no judgement.
>> No judgement.
Then there's the finger brush which I'm really confused about
because- >> [LAUGH]
>> Now it's just one sided and
that's my question about the finger brush.
>> Yeah and so I guess you have to really- >> [LAUGH].
>> Okay, all right.
>> Twist your finger.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> If
you- >> Yeah.
>> Wanna get yourself- >> Yeah, yeah.
>> Clean and have a shiny hiney.
>> Yeah.
I've got a big job interview tomorrow better use a finger brush.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] Yeah.
There's the doctor which I think, they said you know what we're gonna cast
this guy, but let's not put a lab coat on him because that's going to look false.
>> No, no, too professional.
There's not even a diploma in that room.
There's nothing on the shelf.
>> [LAUGH] >> No,
he's ready to leave it whenever someone knocks on the door and
says you're not a doctor, and he can grab his files and leave in a moment.
>> And where's he putting that stethoscope?
>> I don't know he's wearing and he says I've got your lab reports here and
looks like you have a filthy hiney.
>> [LAUGH] >> And you're gonna need this.
[LAUGH] >> The crazy thing is she
went in there for a migraine.
>> [LAUGH] >> So
you can imagine how confused she was.
[LAUGH] All right.
I think we should put this behind us and you know what I mean by that right?
>> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Let's shake our shiny hiney, come dance.