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You're watching "Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood."
Season Five.
--watch the show--
--for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural--
--and honest reaction.
--with you.
The scene you're about to see is Lyrica and A1's
vow renewal go completely left.
Followed by a number of uninvited features and guests.
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Oh...
Oh... how "shweet."
I wouldn't wear a red dress
to my wedding, but she look good.
She looking like "The Scarlet Letter" out here.
I mean, girl, tan and red are a cute color scheme, though.
I mean, they both got matching blonde hair,
so, I mean, at least their roots match.
Very pregnant.
Lyrica's titties is pumping.
We've been through a lot. I respect you.
I'm willing to go through whatever...
...to stay with you.
Forever.
Do you think when they're in bed,
she says "oh, Flory" or "oh, A1"?
Say, oh, my God, Flory, your (bleep) is so A1!
That's good. That's her.
Thank you for saving my heart.
Oh... he still love her
after she done got (bleep)-pic'd from Safaree
and possibly got (bleep) by Roccstar,
and he still love her.
Oh, I hope he the daddy.
(sobbing)
Oh, Lyrica.
Women that are pregnant get real gassy.
I know she might've pooted when she went down there.
(sobbing)
This is a bit much.
That is your soul mate, girl.
That's a "he forgive me, Lord" cry, okay?
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Oh, here comes Moniece in the sweats.
I'm here, I never make the first move.
'Cause it's--
This is great.
(bleep)!
I throw hands.
I'm not throwing drinks,
I throw my hands, my (bleep).
That's fine.
That's a (bleep) move, my (bleep).
At the end of the day,
I never throw the first punch, ever.
But at this point, Moniece,
you gotta throw something.
Keep 'em coming, Princess.
Princess has octopus hands, bitch.
Just toosh! Toosh! Toosh! Toosh!
Listen, if we ever go somewhere and play flip cup,
she's my partner. (whooshing)
That was 25.
She threw 25 cups, bro.
Uh-oh uh-oh.
At this point... (bleep)!
Oh!
She threw the cake!
That's what the (bleep) we won't do!
Throw hands, my (bleep), throw hands!
I did not come here to chit-chat with your punk ass.
What I'm not gonna do is hop around
like a (bleep) circus animal with you, bitch.
Y'all are doing the circus animal jig, though.
This is a circus animal moment.
What we're not gonna do is stand here
and insult each other with--
...anything.
At the end of the day--
Ooh!
--oh!
This is so done.
You felt that, huh, bitch?
Princess out here lactating,
oh, this is wet and moist up here.
If I'm lactating, the last thing I'm gonna do
is try to be fighting outside with somebody, like...
(both) Oh!
He came with the hoodie with the sleeves.
I just need to holler at you bro.
About what?
I wanna know what's going on.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
What I'm hearing is you engaging,
y'all got a little situation going on,
I wanna make sure it's legit.
Marcus is in his church pants?
Marcus in his church pants?
He wore his good church pants.
That's okay, he gonna pray for Booby.
If I wanted to put my hands on you,
that would've been done.
That ain't what I'm here for, (bleep).
I'm here to make sure Brooke good.
She ain't, though.
Stop it, guys, right now.
But she's good, though.
...bitch-ass too--
About mine?
Whoa!
He just said it ain't his.
You could've had that, my (bleep).
I don't want that, my (bleep).
You don't want that, why are you showing up
in your hoodie, Booby?
I ain't moving!
He went to use the security guard as,
like, a weapon against Booby, that's brilliant.
I'm trying to (bleep) talk to you like a mother(bleep) man!
You don't know me, right.
That's a lot of talking going on here.
But I'm here right now, (bleep), to holler at you
about moving forward somebody that I care about.
It's already quiet. It's already over.
We already engaged. It's quiet.
It's kinda happening.
She don't got nobody to make, so she cool.
I mean, Booby needs to just, like,
mind his business and get over it.
Brooke, you need to keep your (bleep) in check.
You already on (bleep), my (bleep).
You already on (bleep).
(bleep)-- ain't nobody ever around.
You ain't never there. You ain't no real friend.
'Cause you got her in some type of prison
where she can't talk to me 'cause she's scared.
In a prison?
End of the day, she gonna (bleep)
with this (bleep) (bleep), they gonna have (bleep) babies.
And they gonna be lame forever.
(bleep) babies?! (laughing)
What-- no, he didn't.
Yo, it's just, it ain't no point
in us having no conversation.
(laughing)
Brooke, you got these (bleep) fighting over you, sis.
(indistinct)
This (bleep) not with that (bleep), fam.
This is the best scene in the whole episode.
I'm so exciting. We missed the party of the century.
Yo, what were we doing
when this was happening?
(bleep)!
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