So, as you know, everyone on YouTube is mean and ugly.
Except me.
Hi, it’s me.
I just had to interrupt the beautiful man behind me and inform you that as much as I
would love to have 12 people be forced to listen to every single word I say . . . I
kind of don’t want to have to testify in front of a jury.
So gamer family, if you’re watching this, please don’t sue me.
Everything I’m saying in this video is alleged.
Just a bit of non-slanderous, non-accusatory speculation.
With that being said, I think this guy is forcing his kids to do YouTube videos.
So, as you know, everyone on YouTube is mean and ugly.
Except me.
And except the person watching this video.
I kind of like you, so I’m making you this tutorial for how to become a multi-millionaire
on YouTube.
Today we’re going to be talking about “Freddy” Kurzawa.
Now, from a glance, you might just look at this man and think: ”He’s rich, oh wow”.
But, seeing as he gained all his wealth from, oh I don’t know, exploiting his children
on YouTube, this is much more of a “He’s rich—Oh.
Wow” situation, if you catch my drift.
So for step one, if you don’t have any children, just—
I don’t know, kidnap some?
Figure it out?
“Freddy” Kurzawa has a Fortnite channel featuring his son called RonaldOMG, a Roblox
channel featuring his daughter called Gamer Girl, and a family vlogging channel featuring
the both of them called Sis VS Bro.
These are the most 2012 usernames— All of these combined with “Freddy’s”
own gaming channel, “Freddy”, make for a combined total of 19 million subscribers.
I’m not jealous.
So the best way to describe the dynamic between this man and his children is to just look
at a clip from one of their latest videos: “Last to Drop iPhone Wins $10,000”.
You know, with a title like that, it really makes you wonder: how is this content not
in the Smithsonian museum?
Dad, we’re going to do a video where we risk our iPhones for $10,000.
Oh no.
Where are you going to get the $10,000?
You’re going to pay for it.
Yeah.
No, no.
Look at the views it gets.
Okay I’m going to the bank.
So a lot of things just happened in a very short time span just now, and I don’t think
I appreciated any of them.
Like, no matter what level I look at this on, it’s disappointing.
If I look at it on a surface level, it’s disappointing.
If I look at it on a deeper level, it’s more deeply disappointing.
Oh, now I know how people feel when I tell them I’m a full-time YouTuber.
So the benevolent Mr. Kurzawa is making it seem like his children are the ones who came
up with the idea, when um, probably not.
But even in this clearly staged interaction, he makes it very clear that he’s making
these videos for money, so the kids aren’t coming up with the ideas, and they’re not
making it for fun.
He’s creating these videos for extra AdSense, but he’s trying to pass it off as all being
his children’s idea.
And if you needed more proof of that: I didn’t sign up for this!
I think you did.
Oh yeah, I did.
You guys wanted it.
So yeah.
How long are we gonna be here?
Until you quit this challenge, I don’t like it anymore!
But you came up with it, okay!
You wanted 10,000, you came up with it, we have to continue.
Yeah.
Now I will say, just looking at them, their videos seem to be pretty harmless.
I will buy whatever you can spin.
I will buy whatever you can carry.
I will buy whatever you can spell.
You know, the typical things that rich people probably really do in their spare time.
And, I’m sure it would be easy content and mildly entertaining for me to sit here and
point the finger to each video like: “I’ll buy whatever you can spell?
That has 20 million views.
But also it is dumb!
Hahaha”.
But, you know.
19 million views, with AdSense, from family friendly advertisers . . .
Okay Google, how do you spell Lamborghini?
So, the gaming channels.
The girl has a gaming channel called Gamer Girl, in which she makes Roblox videos every
two days; pretty often.
And they’re pretty long videos too, ranging anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour.
Millions of subscribers, hundreds of thousands of views.
I said I’m not jealous.
And then the boy has a channel, RonaldOMG, which is the exact same thing but Fortnite.
Now, I actually think Ronald might be younger than Karina, but I also don’t know because
everybody under the age of 13 just looks the exact same to me.
You can show me a picture of an 11-year-old and a 7-year-old side by side, and I would
just question like . . . Why are you showing me these?
Do you know these children?
Why do you have these pictures?
Imagine being that young and playing video games, not with your friends but in a room,
by yourself, talking to a camera, every other day, every single week.
A little iffy.
Then we have the father’s gaming channel, “Freddy”, which if I’m being honest
is very dead.
Imagine having almost a million subscribers but having to make YouTube collabs with your
own children to ever break a hundred thousand views.
Couldn’t be me.
Now we get to my favorite topic: the joy of being a content creator!
No, that doesn’t sound right.
Oh, money!
From a business standpoint, there’s only one thing that’s better than child labor.
Unpaid child labor!
Now, I performed some extreme, intensive, and frankly complex calculations to figure
out how much money they were making, called adding their SocialBlade numbers together,
and I found out that “Freddy” Kurzawa is making anywhere from 900,000 to 14 million
dollars every year.
And based off of the fact that they’re getting family friendly advertisers on their channel,
it’s a lot closer to 14 million, take my word for it.
A large reason that they are making so much money is because they are putting out so much
content.
I did some other extreme, intensive, and complex calculations, and I’ve determined that these
children are putting out anywhere from three to four hours of content a week, every week.
Think about those numbers VS some of your favorite content creators.
How could you be doing that much work with all the editing, planning, retakes, script-reading,
and all that that goes into a video, how are you doing that, without getting burned out,
at the age of 12.
And moreover, do you think that “Freddy” Kurzawa is just stockpiling the money that
these children are generating for him into a bank account for them to access later?
No of course he isn’t.
See, I was very curious about what their house looked like, but I also didn’t feel like
breaking in because that was so much effort, but then I saw that they uploaded a house
tour, so.
How much money do you think a house like this costs?
Probably a lot, right?
Like, a LOT a lot?
Now, I’m not going to lie, I would love to live in a beautiful home like that some
day, as in tomorrow, or like, later tonight.
I would love to live there as soon as possible.
But I definitely don’t want to pay for it by using money generated by having my children
feature in a grand total of 3,161 YouTube videos before they ever turned 13.
That just doesn’t seem quite right.
Now, this last section is just things that don’t quite pertain to my tutorial but I
still thought I should probably share.
Number one: “Freddy” Kurzawa’s name apparently isn’t actually Freddy?
I found this out because I was going to make a reaction segment to one of the girl’s
personal channel videos.
“I got this Michael Kors bag”.
A Michael Kors bag?
For your birthday?
Did—Did this video just call me poor?
Inside of it came a Michael Kors wallet.
Okay I’m literally being attacked right now and I don’t appreciate it.
It has MK on it, hhm, and that’s funny cuz this is my Dad’s initials, MK.
Wait . . . MK?
So you mean your dad’s name isn’t Freddy Kurzawa?
Then what is it?
Why is he calling himself “Freddy?”
Is that why I’ve been putting “Freddy” in quotes this entire video to foreshadow
this very moment?
And then the second thing I found out: I don’t think that these children are even watching
the videos that they are being made to star in.
On of our Sis VS Bro videos, he said I’m gonna get this for my sister Karina on her
birthday, but obviously I didn’t watch the video, so I had no idea.
It’s funny how we go from “Oh, you wanted to make this video, remember?” to all of
a sudden her saying she doesn’t even watch the videos.
And then lastly, when I was doing research for this video and I searched up “Karina
and Ronald”, one of them seemed to be a deleted Sis Vs Bro video.
Remember how I said a lot of their content just seemed really normal?
Well this . . . um.
How about you just watch it.
Waaah!
I don’t want my hat!
Bad baby!
You are under arrest!
Youre drinking too much milk, you’re growing way too quickly!
Yummy!
Such a heavy baby!
So am I on a watchlist now, like . . . what—what did I just watch?
What was that?
Why did “Freddy” make this?
Who was this the intended audience?
And more importantly . . . Do I actually want to know?
So yeah, that is my tutorial on how to become a YouTube millionaire by forcing your children
to perform in literally thousands of videos.
Anyway, looks like I’ve gotten ten minutes of content out of this, so leave a like, tell
me what you think, and subscribe if you haven’t already.
Thank you for watching and a big thank you to my 150,000 subscribers.
Okay bye.