>> THIS IS SO NICE!
IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE!
>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE.
THIS IS THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR PART THREE "A WRINKLE IN
TIME" WEEK.
>> SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK CITY.
>CITY, WHERE THE BEATLES PERFORMED.
>> Stephen: A WHILE AGO.
AND I'M A NEW MOM, SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE AT HOME WITH MY KID.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE AN AMAZING -- THANK YOU FOR HAVING
THE EMERGENCY TO BE HERE.
YOU GOT "A WRINKLE IN TIME."
YOU GOT THE NEW SHOW ON NBC "CHAMPIONS," AND THE NEW BABY
KATHERINE WHO IS FOUR MONTHS?
>> NO, TWO MONTHS SNOWTWO MONTHS OLD!
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S SOME WORK.
>> Stephen: DOES SHE SLEEP YET?
>> YES.
SHE'S OFTEN, LIKE, WHO DAT TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY
PROMOTING THIS MOVIE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY YOU DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW
IN THE BEGINNING YOU WILL BE UP EVERY THREE HOURS.
SO I'M UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH HER.
AFTERWARDS, IT'S HARD TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.
SO I'LL JUST RETURN E-MAILS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
A LOT OF THE FAMILY WILL REACH OUT TO ME AND RETURN E-MAILS.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THE NEXT MORNING, PEOPLE WILL BE, LIKE, WHY DID YOU SEND ME AN
EMAIL AT 3:00 SAYING I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU?
YOU'RE, LIKE, A WEIRD PERVERT.
SO THAT'S MY LIFE NOW.
IT'S NICE.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A NEW MOM?
IS IT EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE?
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TO FRIENDS OF MINE WHO HAVE
CHILDREN, WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE LIKE?
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN TELL YOU THAT WILL EXPLAIN WHAT THE LOVE
IS LIKE WHEN YOU SEE THE CHILD.
>> IT'S PROFOUND AND CHANGE.
AND I WAS NOT A KID PERSON AT ALL.
I WAS A PERSON IF YOU HAD A BABY AT A PARTY, I WOULD GO UP AND
SHAKE THEIR HAND, HELLO!
SO I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO BE AROUND BABIES.
ON PLANES WHEN BABIES WOULD CRY, I WOULD BE MAD AT THE FAMILIES.
NOW I'M, LIKE, LET THEM CRY, DO WHATEVER THEY WANT, THEY CAN SIT
ON ME AND POOP, WHATEVER THEY WANT.
BUT IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW MORE, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS, EVERYBODY LOVES MINDY.
I'M SURE YOU GOT SHOWERED WITH GIFTS ENDLESSLY FOR YOUR CHILD.
>> I DID.
YOU WERE VERY NICE.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE VERY NICE TO SEND ME A PICTURE OF WHAT MY
WIFE AND I SENT YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THA THIS IS WHAT WE SENT YOU.
>> WITH A BABY GIRL, YOU GET SENT A LOT OF COLORFUL THINGS,
PINK THINGS.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I THOUGHT, THIS IS SO SWEET AND VERY FANCY.
>> Stephen: THIS IS FROM CHARLESTON IN MY HOME DOWN,
CALLED PIXILILY, VERY OLD FASHIONED.
>> YES, VERY OLD FASHIONED OUTFIT FOR MY BABY.
>> Stephen: BUT BABIES ARE ETERNAL.
THEY CAN FIT IN ANY TIME PERIOD.
IT'S A LITTLE 19th CENTURY.
GROWS OUT OF THIS STRAIGHT INTO STREET URCHIN.
>> THIS OUTFIT IS IF I'M CROSSING THE TITANIC WITH MY
BABY, HOPING FOR A NEW FUTURE FOR MYSELF, THIS IS THE OUTFIT I
PUT HER IN.
>> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE A COMPLIMENT, THANK YOU.
>> THERE'S A BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF ME LOOKING AT --
>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH FOR HAVING
DONE "A WRINKLE IN TIME."
>> HOW COOL IS THAT.
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT A CONTEST, BUT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT
WHAT SHE GAVE YOU.
>> I LOVE THE OUTFIT YOU AND YOUR WIFE GAVE ME.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID SHE GIVE YOU?
>> OKAY, OPRAH GAVE ME -- OKAY, SO I GOT A CALL ONE AFTERNOON
WHILE I'M AT WORK AND I HEAR OPRAH WANTS TO DROP OFF -- OPRAH
IS GOING TO SEND A PRESENT FOR YOU.
I SAID, GREAT, THEY CAN SEN SEND TO MY HOME.
THEY SAID, NO, IT WILL TAKE A U-HAUL.
I TOLD EVERYONE I HAD TO GO HOME.
OPENED IT, A HAND CARVED BOOKCASE PACKED WITH 100 OF THE
ESSENTIAL BOOKS OF ALL LITERATURE AND EACH BOOK WAS
INSCRIBED WITH A LITTLE STICKER THAT SAID KATHERINE'S BOOK LIKE
OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB, AND THE CASE WAS CARVED IN THE SHAPE OF AN
OLD TIMEY CASTLE.
YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IT'S SUCH A NICE PRESENT!
AND YOURS WAS SUCH A NICE PRESENT!
>> Stephen: WE WERE GOING TO DO THAT.
I HEARD OPRAH WAS GOING TO DO IT SO WE DID THIS INSTEAD, BUT I'M
VERY HAPPY FOR OPRAH.
THAT'S AMAZING, SHE GAVE ME A BOX OF STEAK KNIVES ONCE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> NO, YOUR PRESENT WAS SO
BEAUTIFUL AND NICE, SHE'S SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO LOOK LIKE A
1st CENTURY BABY.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN STOP NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY.
>> Stephen: SO YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH BECAUSE
YOU'RE DOING "A WRINKLE IN TIME."
HAD YOU READ THAT BOOK AS A CHILD?
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: I DID, TOO.
I LOVED THAT BOOK AS A CHILD.
>> IT WAS GREAT.
>> Stephen: SO WHEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE GOING TO BE
MS. WHO, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: IS THERE A MR. WHO?
>> NO, I'M SINGLE IN EVERYTHING I DO.
>> Stephen: YES.
O THIS WAS -- I THINK SHE'S SINGLE.
>> Stephen: IT'S MRS. WHO.
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW.
>> MAYBE A WIDOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR BACK STORY?çó
>> MY HUSBAND WAS MURDERED.
>> Stephen: MURDERED?
IS THAT AN OFFICIAL DISNEY PRESS RELEASE?
>> NO, WHY DID I SAY THAT EVEN?
>> Stephen: WE'LL TAKE THAT OUT OF THE INTERVIEW.
>> OKAY ( LAUGHTER )
MR. WHO IS ALIVE AND WELL.
>> Stephen: MRS. WHO SPEAKS IN PROVERBS LIKE ROOMY AND OUTCAST.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE THING THAT SHE SAYS?
>> I THINK SHE QUOTES CHRIS TUCKER IN THE MOVIE, AMERICAN
COMEDIAN CHRIS TUCKER, AND SHE JUST GOES, DAMN!
THAT'S ONE OF HER QUOTATIONS.
WE WERE IN NEW ZEALAND ON A HILL AND REESE TRANSFORMS INTO A
MAGICAL CREATURE AND I CAN'T IMPROVISE BECAUSE I SPEAK IN
QUOTATION WHICH IS IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME AS A CHATTER
BOX WITH A LOT OF OPINIONS.
EVA CAME OVER AND SAID I FEEL YOU NEED A VERBAL REACTION AND
SO SHE GAVE ME THE CHRIS TUCKER QUOTE.
SO CHRIS TUCKER WILL BE WATCHING THIS MOVIE AND BE, LIKE, WHOA!
>> Stephen: OPRAH SAID YOU AND REESE WERE CHATTY KATHYS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU CHATTY CHAT CATHYS AROUND HER?
>> YEAH, I THINK OPRAH WAS PROBABLY SUPER ANNOYED.
WE HAVE THREE OR FOUR HOURS OF MAKEUP.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOUR OUTFITS ARE SO AMAZING.
>> WE GET THERE SO EARLY.
OPRAH HAS HER OWN COMPANY, SHE'S SO AMAZING, AND WHEN SHE SITS
THERE, SHE JUST WANTS IT TO BE A QUIET CATHEDRAL OF OPRAHNESS
THINKING ABOUT HER DAY.
AND I'M, LIKE, DO YOU GUYS HAVE PINK DAY?
SO I JUST DECIDED I'M NOT GOING TO LET HER BE ALONE WITH HER
THOUGHTS.
( LAUGHTER ) SO SHE WOULD TALK TO US.
I MADE HER CHATTY.
SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT NELSON MANDELA.
>> Stephen: LIKE YOU DO.
I'D TALK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS.
IT'S FINE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT, WHO CAN SAY?
>> Stephen: I'VE NEVER WATCHED EITHER SHOW.
I HEAR THEY'RE BOTH VERY GOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) ONE OF THE REAL MILESTONES FOR
ANY PERFORMER IS YOU NOW HAVE YOUR OWN BARBIE.
THERE'S A MINDY KALING MRS. WHO BARBIE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS A BIG DEAL?
DID YOU PLAY WITH BARBIES AS A GIRL?
>> I LOVED BARBIES, PLAYED WITH THEM MY ENTIRE YOUTH, IT'S
AMAZING.
THE ONLY THING THAT WORRIED ME IS ALL MY BARBIES ENDED UP NAKED
IN THE BOTTOM OF MY TOY BIN.
I WOULD RIP OFF THEIR OUTFITS AND CUT THEIR HAIR OFF.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DO THAT TO MY DOLL.
ALSO, I'M WORRIED ABOUT VOODOO DOLLS, SO I DON'T WANT ANYONE --
>> Stephen: TO STICK PINS IN THIS?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN VOODOO?
>> ONLY WHEN MY BARBIE EXISTED BUT I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT MUCH
BEFORE.
>> Stephen: SO THE FIRST THING YOU SAW WHEN YOU SAW YOUR BARBIE
IS SUPERNATURAL HARM WILL COME TO ME NOW?
>> YES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT HER PLAYING WITH "DOING OKAY" BARBIE?
THEY COULD BE FRIENDS.
( LAUGHTER ) SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO KATHERINE.
IS THE BABY HERE?
>> I BROUGHT HER TO NEW YORK CITY.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS IN NEW YORK?
>> I HAVE A GENERAL IDEA.
TIMES SQUARE.
>> STEPHEN: "A WRINKLE IN TIME" OPENS TOMORROW.
MINDY KALING, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...