Le Glitchy Boi intro
An SMG4 Production
IS A LOVELY FOREST
[Mario hums the Super Mario Bros. Over-world theme]
Ha ha! [daily dose of Italian gibberish]
Oh yeah!
Hmm? Oh, ho ho! [overdose of Italian gibberish] Let's go!
*sound of a sniper rifle*
Oh, boy!
Come here, fishy fishy!
Say, I'm-a hungry!
Hmm?
Mario: Oh, what the fuck?!
Boopkins: Oh, hey Mario! Bob: UgH u StOoPiD wOoD
Boopkins: What are you doing with that sniper rifle?
[panics]
Merio: [cough cough] Luigi! Hoo hoo! Ha ha!
[Italian gibberish addiction]
Boopkins: Oh! We're just trying to start a fire to get our boy scout badge.
Bob: CmOn. BuRn! DoN'T mAkE mE bRiNg OuT mY mIx-TaPeS.
Mario: Whoa! [Mario speaking Italian]
Bob: oK, fUcK iT!
YeEh BoY, I dId iT!
Shroomy: Hi, fellas! Good job on starting that fire! Y'all won a badge!
Boopkins: Aw, thank you so much Shroomy, you're the best!
Mario: Whoa! [too much Italian] Let's-a-go! Bob: HeY! oH sHiT! [sHiT x 9]
*Mario lalalas while destroying the forest*
ALL DONE
Shroomy: Oh Golly, good job Mario! I'll take you down and give you a badge too!
Viktor: All right, Scouts. Good job on first day of scouting.
I am very proud for new Cub Scouts.
I am Viktor Smokavich. Your first task was to safely start fire.
Remember: If you hurt forest with fire,
I will have to hurt you with fire.
Boopkins and Bob. You start good safe fire. You have badge.
Boopkins: Yayyyy!! BoB: yEaH, bOi! 2x
Viktor: Toad. You tried to escape 12 times. Here. You have special badge.
Viktor: New recruit. I was told you start good fire. Have badge.
Mario: Yipee! :D
Viktor: Maybe one day you can be as good as my best pupil here, Shroomy
Shroomy: Oh gosh
I only have 300,679 badges, Viktor
Mario: HALY SHIT!
Viktor: If you want more badges, take BadgeDex. Is very good.
Mario: Gotta catch em' all!
Le Scouts Tent-ing
Scout: Yo, what's up?
Shroomy: Ah, there we go. How you guys holding up over there??
Mario: Oh ho! Hello! It's your boi! Mario!
Mario: Ah HA! My pingas feels funny!
Mario (in the crane): YIPPEE!! WOOHOO!!
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Its So BEAUTIFUL #BestTent2017
Mario: Yay!!!!
Like a boss
BoB: WhAt Da hElL dO wE dO?!
Boopkins: Uhhh, I don't know!! What do we do?!
Bob: U kNoW wAT? I GoT aN iDeA!
HeRe'S aN eVeN bEtTeR tEnT!
It'S cAlLeD a DuMpStEr.
ChEcK tHaT sHiT oUt!
Boopkins: Oh hey! You know what? This isn't so bad! I feel like I belong here.
BoB: I kNoW, rIgHt? I fEeL tHe SaMe!
Viktor: Okay, cubs. Listen up.
Mother Russia knife is essential to our survival.
That is why we teach you to make badass shit out of wood like this.
Okay. Now you are trying.
Uhhhh Shroomy?
Shroomy: Oh boy! This seems like a lot of fun!
Shroomy: Yippee! Yay! Look at this!
Shroomy: Tada! What do you guys think of it?
♪Hello♪
♪Is it me you're looking for?♪
Mario: Okee-dokee! Let's go!
(Mario Singing) ♪When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie♪
Wiggler: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Boopkins: Oh... I'm sorry I have to do this to you, logs!
Oh god! I'm so sorry! Please don't hate me after this!
BoB: Ha! WhO nEeDs KnIvEs, WhEn I hAvE bLaDe HaNdS!
(Attack on Titan theme song plays while Bob yells stuff)
Retardz Make Wood
cHeCk ThIs NaRuTo ShIt OuT
Viktor: Ah...Music to my Ears!
Shroomy: Alrigthy Fellas. We're gonna try and spot as many birds as we can, so let's do this!
Boopkins: Oh, look at this little birdies!
Boopkins: Oh! Look at all these little birdies!
Oh, look! There's a pigeon,
Boopkins: Oh, look! There is a pigeon
Oooh, and over here's a seagull, and...
And that's a white birdie,
And look! Someone's getting mugged in the background.
BoB: Oh, DaMn BaBy! YoU'rE lOoKiNg SeXy!
E x T r A t H i C c
Hello!
BoB: Oh JeSuS cHrIsT! mY eYeS! sWeEt ShIt oN a StIcK!
Mario: Hmm.....
Ohohoh
Woah!!
*Wild Ho-oh Appeared*
*gunshot*
Mario: Woohoo! Chicken wings!
Shroomy: Gosh darn it, Mario! You're not supposed to shoot down the bird! That's very bad, ok?
Shroomy: OH CRAP!!! SHOOT IT DOWN SHOOT IT DOWN OH GOD SHOOT IT DOWN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Oooh...no. Hohoho! bye bye
BoB: SwEeT! dOeS tHiS mEaN wE cAn gO hAvE lUnCh NoW?
No Bob No lunch for u M8
Demoman: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP MEH
Bloody hell!
Shroomy: Alright, Scouts. This fella has been hurt pretty bad. You need to patch him up quickly!
Demoman: Aaaaaaaaah!!!!
Mario: Ooooh (Italian Gibberish)
Viktor: Little baby man broke forest rules.
Shroomy: Ahahaha! So who wants to go first?
Boopkins: Oh no! Poor guy...
Oh I know! I'll go first and help him.
Demoman: DAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Help meh!!!!!!
Boopkins: Oh, you poor thing...
You know what always cheers me up when I have a boo boo? Let me go get it!
Meet Little Ted, he'll cheer you up!
???????????????
Boopkins: Oh, I'll just leave him here for you.
lalalalala
BoB: BiTcH! wHaT's WrOnG? Demoman: Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Demoman: Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Leg is ded
BoB: aH cRaP.
uM... iT's OkAy! I kNoW cPr!
(Bob's CPR of JUSTICE)
BoB: ThErE wE gO. gOoD aS nEw!
Demoman: Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Mario: Well, shit...
Lalalalalala Hmm Hmm Hmm
Shroomy: Oh golly, Mario. Why do you have that there shovel there for?
(Moar Italian gibberish)
Viktor: I like this guy.
Oh Sh#t Its Jay Jay the airplane!!!
Shroomy: Okay, Scouts. For some reason, Viktor sent me off to pilot an Attack Helicopter.
Okay, so it looks like Mario is up first!
Spaghetti Loving Beast: Okey-dokey. Let's a go!
Imma gonna fly for you (Hyper realistic Plane noices)
Its Gonna Crash!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!1!ONE111!
Mario: That was a lotsa fun! AUGH! Jesus christ! Oh fuck! I'm on Fire!!!!!!
AUGH! Jesus christ! Oh fuck! I'm on Fire!!!!!!
Mario: Hmm?
Viktor: Okay, Cubs. In this lesson, you will go from being a cub to being big majestic bear.
Today, you will learn how to make rocket launcher from sticks and rocks.
Just follow my steps.
♪Making RPG is easy♪
♪All you've got to do is follow me♪
♪First you get a rock and stick♪
♪Then you do this one small simple trick♪
Oh shit! The Popo! I've got to get out of here!
Okay, Scouts. You did very good work today.
However, I still have one more task for you.
Earlier today, my briefcase was stolen by another scout group called the Eagles.
You guys must unite and apply the skills that you have learned to get my briefcase back!
Fat ass plumber: Ooooooooooooooooooooo.........
Viktor: Oh, what? Da. Sure, there's no problem.
Mario: Yeeeeaaaaahhh Boooiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Crime Badge M8
(tip-toe soundz)
Mario: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa
(Chain-chomp bark)
Shroomy: Ok, Team Bluestyle, you read me? You copy?
Bob: I tHoUgHt We AgReEd OuR tEaM nAmE wAs "BoB sUpEr MeGa AwEsOmE b-
ow my ovaries!!
Boopkins: Ok uh... Everything is all clear. Over.
Shroomy: Alright. Good.
Mario: Woah (Moar gibberish)
(Jr Laugh)
Shroomy: Oh, those darn meddling kids...
Ok, we follow what we planned.
We'll go around the fort and you stay back-
Mario: No! I got it! (even Moar gibberish)
(Jr sound effects)
(Kidz Laughing)
Mario: HEY KIDS! WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!?!?!?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHH
Run, Bitch! RUUUUUNNN!
Bell: Fucking RING RING RING!!! Fucking RING RING RING!!!!!!
(Bowser noises)
Mario: Looks like-a Mario fucked up!
Bowser: ROAR, GO!
(Rock Trowing ruckus)
Mario: Waahaa!
Bob: BoB's HeRe, BiTcHeS! WaTcH dIS NaRuTo ShIt!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Mario: GRR! Come on! Hmmm, Hohoho!
Hmmm? WOAH! Oohohoho!
(Eagle Call)
Mario: Ha ha! Hey stinky! Oh Yeah!
Ho-oh: Dafuq?
Mario: HooHoo!
Ho-oh: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Mario: Oooh Shit
Shroomy: It's okay Mario! I can quickly pitch a tent to hide us from the bird!
la la la la la
Here we go! OK, Fellas! Get inside!
Mario: Oh you so good you got-a Mario confused
Shroomy: Shut up and get inside quickly!
(No campers were harmed or killed by a bird in the making of this video)
*elevator music*
Ho-oh: Get fucked, bitches!
Mario: Oho ho ho ho, Oho ho ho ho
Da Helicopter
Toad: Here we go! Yeah
Bob: HeLl YeA! mIsSiOn AcCoMpLiShEd, BiTcHeS!
Oh JeSuS mAh BaLlZ!
Da Bowz is Angry
Boopkins: Oh man! They look like they're in trouble!
Is that a rock and a stick?
Uh...what did Viktor say again about making a rocket launcher?
♪Making an RPG is so easy♪
♪lalala rocket stick♪
Bowser: Roa-
OH SHIT! (ded)
Mario: Yeah! ha ha ha
Boopkins: La La La La La La,
Hey guys! Do you like the rocket launcher I made?
(cough cough) I aM hUrT pReTty BaD. I dOn'T kNoW iF I cAn MaKe It
Merio: Ohoho! Oh Yeah! Lets-a Go!
Aaaaaa-
Bob: JeSuS ChRiSt! U kNoW wAT? I'm Ok WiTh DyInG. I'Ll JuSt DiE oVeR heRe.
Le Helicopter
Mario: Take-a This!
(ya jackass...)
Viktor: Very well done, cub scouts.
I am most impressed by your performance
You have started out as young cubs,
But have now grown into big majestic bear.
But now you have learned everything that I can teach you.
I must go back to my homeland
Be good, scouts. Da svidaniya.
Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava, Rossiya – lyubi-
Mario: AHAHAHAHA! Mamaf#cker D:<
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