[ MUSIC ] PIMP MY RIDE USED TO BE MY
FAVORITE SHOW ON TV SO I'M BRINGING IT BACK.
I'M TALKING JET PLANES!
NEXT YEAR, BRITISH AIRWAYS CELEBRATES 100 YEARS.
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO FLY, BUT WHEN I'M DONE WITH THEM,
THEY'RE GOING TO BE FLY!
THIS IS PIMP MY GLIDE!
I'M HERE WITH ROB FENCHURCH CHIEF ENTERTAINMENT OFFICER FOR
B.A.
I'M GOING TO WORK WITH THE B.A.
CREW TO SEE IF I CAN GIVE THEM "THE LATE LATE SHOW"
RAZZLE-DAZZLE.
COME ON GUYS, TAKE A SEAT.
GATHER AROUND.
YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE TODAY.
WHY IS AN INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY TALKING TO ME?
THIS IS WHY WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE SOME BIG CHANGES, OK?
TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO TEAR UP THE RULE BOOK, ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE GOING TO THROW OUT THE RULE BOOK!
GONE!
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGES FACING FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?
DEALING WITH A PANICKY PASSENGER?
SO, LITTLE ROLE PLAY, I'M GOING TO BE A PANICKY PASSENGER AND
YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO CALM ME DOWN, OK?
[ MUSIC ] [ BOMB NOISE ]
>> OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
HELP!
OK.
SOME PASSENGERS YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING THE TRANQUILIZER DARTS!
, OK?
POP IT?
-- POP IT IN AND THEY'RE OUT FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT.
IF YOU DON'T DO IT, DELTA WILL.
OK.
EVERYONE ON YOUR FEET.
SHOW ME NOW WHERE MY NEAREST EXITS ARE.
OK.
NOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I'M LIKE I DON'T NEED TO WATCH THIS.
I'M FULL OF VALIUM.
I GOT AN iPAD.
I NEED TO SEE SOME SHOWBIZ, ALL RIGHT?
THE X'S AREN'T HERE, HERE AND HERE.
THEY'RE THERE, THEY'RE THERE, THEY'RE THERE.
THEY'RE THERE.
OK?
LIKE THAT.
WATCH THAT.
OK?
SO.
[ MUSIC ] OK.
THAT'S GREAT.
HERE HE IS, THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
HEY, ROB, WELL, WE'VE ABSOLUTELY TRANSFORMED THE CREW.
NOW, I THINK THEY'RE FINISHED ON THE PLANE.
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN?
>> YES.
>> James: LET'S GO TO SEE YOUR NEW VESSEL.
LATER, GUYS.
HERE WE GO.
NOT LONG NOW.
>> OK,.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
STOP, ARE YOU READY?
>> YEP.
>> James: TADA!
[ MUSIC ] EVERY GREAT ARTIST SIGNS HIS
MASTERPIECE.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF SIGNATURES.
>> James: THAT'S A LOT OF WORK.
THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
COME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CHECK THIS OUT, CUSTOM-BUILT 40"
SPINNING RIMS!
WELCOME ABOARD!
WELL, NOW ROB, WHEN I HEAR THE WORD COCKPIT, MAKES ME THINK OF
A NIGHT CLUB.
SO WE HAVE DESIGNED THIS COCKPIT INTO A PARTY FOR PILOTS!
TADA!
LOOK AT THIS, HAH?
70'S DISCO FOR THE PILOTS!
[ MUSIC ] NOW, IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME
ON A LONG FLIGHT, YOU FIND YOURSELF GETTING A LITTLE BIT
SICK, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY WE'VE OPENED HERE, WE'VE INSTALLED THIS INCREDIBLE
MASSAGE BAR!
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE COULD USE A MASSAGE.
TOP OFF.
COME ON.
HERE WE GO.
WE ALL KNOW BRITISH AIRWAYS COULD TAKE YOU ALL OVER THE
WORLD.
WHY WAIT UNTIL THE PLANE LANDS, OK?
THAT'S WHY I'VE TRANSFORMED EACH SECTION OF THE CLUB WORLD CABIN
INTO A DIFFERENT EXOTIC LOCATION START SPREADING THE NEWS, WE'RE
LEAVING TODAY TO NEW YORK.
[ MUSIC ] WE'RE ALSO GOING TO FIGHT
THROUGH GENUINE SMELLS OF NEW YORK.
IT'LL BE MOSTLY URINE.
GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER TO MEXICO!
[ MUSIC ] YOU GOT ALL OF YOUR MEXICAN
DELICACIES.
YOU CAN FEED THEM TO THE DONKEY THERE.
IT'S NOT REAL.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS, WATCH THIS.
[ MUSIC ] AH, YES!
HA-HA.
YAY!
IT'S TO PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU KNOW?
WON'T BE OVERNIGHT FLIGHTS.
ROB, WE'VE COME TO THE END OF THE TOUR.
I CAN TELL YOU'VE ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS.
WHAT DO WE SAY?
DO WE ROLL THIS ACROSS THE WHOLE FLEET OR NOT?
>> I LOVE IT.
>> James: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> 99% OF IT IS COMPLETELY UNUSABLE.
>> James: WHAT?
WHY?
99%?
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I'VE WORKED ON THIS DAY AND NIGHT TRYING TO
-- WAIT?
WHAT'S THE 1%?
>> WE MIGHT KEEP THE DONKEY!
>> James: I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
GUYS.
PLAY ME OUT!
[ MUSIC ] TAKE IT EASY, ROB!
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE SKIES