I'm ready!
Let's do it!
[screaming]
Boy, it was lucky the sidewalk broke our fall.
But we lost Plankton!
To the spy mobile!
Hm... mines, oil slick, smoke screen, shield.
Self-destruct!
[beeping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
Destroy my lab, will ya Krabs?
Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!
Is it dark?
Or have I put off my cataract surgery too long?
No, Mr. Krabs. It's that time of the month.
Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!
I'm on it!
[alarm sounding]
[toilet flushing]
Bring it on, Plankton!
Oh, I will!
We'll see if you have a customer left after I pump up the volume!
[music playing]
Oh, brother. I hated the real version of this song.
[grumbling]
He's driving me customers away!
Alright Plankton, you want my customers so badly? You can have 'em!
Do your worst, Krabs!
I hate my job.
It's up to you and me, buddy!
Abandon ship!
[screaming]
Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!
[chuckling]
[gasping]
I win! I always win!
[cheering]
Again! Again!
You fool! This was over before it started!
I will now consider your unconditional surren... der.
[laughing]
So that's how he wants it to go down.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Huh?
[thudding]
Ha, you missed me!
[choking]
[screaming]
[choking]
[gargling]
Score one for the boys back home!
Victory screech!
[screeching]
Morons.
OK, fine! You want a fort?
There, there's your fort!
- Now-- - That fort's too small, Squidward.
It's OK, Patrick, it's just a demonstration.
- Now-- - He's right, Squidward.
That thing would never protect you, it's downright puny.
Trust me, it's fine!
[crashing]
See, it is too small!
Not if I crouch down!
I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down!
See? Down here I am perfectly--
Exposed.
Would you two please just--
Stop throwing--
Snowballs!
[sizzling]
Squidward returned fire!
Then it's war!
No, no, wait, wait, wait, I was just giving a demonstration!
[grunting]
Alright, that's it, you guys asked for it!
[groaning]
I got him, I got him!
[laughing]
In your face, SpongeBob!
[laughing]
That was actually kind of... exciting!
Why... I've never felt so alive!
He got you good, SpongeBob!
Take cover!
Take this! I got you!
[laughing maniacally]
Oh, take that!
Whoa, I got ya that time!
Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
Incoming!
Hey, SpongeBob?
Yes, Patrick?
I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.
That last one had his clarinet in it.
- Hmm, looks like it's time for plan B! - Take that!
[laughing maniacally]
I guess that oughta do it.
[laughing maniacally]
Fort Squidward is now all but impenetrable!
[laughing maniacally]