What is that?
A sock full of butter.
- For what? - For swinging!
We've never stolen an idea from anyone.
- So what do you two little girls just-- - Ah!
Sam, you're not supposed to get swingy unless I say it's okay.
- Hey, what's in that sock? - Payback!
It's the iCarly girls! Man, we all love your web show.
May I get swingy? Yes.
Oh!
Cat, your purse.
Sam, my purse.
Now listen, when you guys arrive at the hospital,
the doctors are gonna ask you what you got beat with.
So you tell him 'em, it was a sock and it was filled with butter.
[crying]
Sam, the baby. You can't fight in front of a baby.
It's against the babysitter code.
[baby cooing]
This isn't over!
Soon as those two freaks walk back in here...
No! No butter sock.
- Come on, man. - Any way that butter sock is gross.
I change the butter once a month.
Do you really?
Uh. No.
Uh. Sam, take the head of that dummy.
I don't know, I hate to damage someone else's property.
You know, I ought to bust you up.
Really?
You're going to bust up a kid half your size?
Uh, sit down, honey, or I'll bust you up, too.
- Oh, no. - Poor guy.
Ever seen a butter sock?
- No, what's it for? - This.
Uh!
[fighting]
Alright, you got five seconds to get out of here.
Five, four, three, two, one. Out!
[grunting]
Maybe I've gone soft... but my butter hasn't.
What are you gonna do? You're alone!
I've got 30 friends here!
- Yeah - That's right.
Well, I hope your 30 friends can see in the dark.
[screaming]
- Turn on the lights! - I can't see nuttin'!
- Where is she? - Get 'em, Sam!
[fighting]
Take 'em out, Sam! Do it!
Come on!
[fighting]
- Ooh! - Sorry, Gib!
[fighting]
Ooh, my foot!
[fighting]
Sam!
[moaning]
Look who's back.
- Who? - You.
I know. I'm going to ask you to leave my restaurant.
Hmm. Well, I'm going to have to do this.
[fighting]
Get 'em, Sam! That's right!
[fighting]
Use the butter sock!
[fighting]
Not the butter sock!
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah!
[fighting]
Ha ha!
[breathing]
So we have the lawyers, the money
and therefore the power to steal any ideas we want.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Uh!
Okay, now that we all know Steven's a stinkin' cheater,
let's talk about revenge.
Once again, I offer the butter sock.
We don't just want to hurt Steven.
- We don't? - No.
Oh.
What is that?
I'm changing the butter in my butter sock.
Oh, what's this green stuff?
- Feel butter. - Oh!