*Explosion*
GOLDEN ARMOR
*Enderman Dies*
*Money Dropping Noises*
*Coins Falling Noises*
Got my ten dollars from the bank! I'm rich!
Hue hue hue hue. Today we're gonna get rich!
With all that money, I can finally buy some new panties.
We have guns and we're gonna rob all of the gold!
*discussion*
Listen up! This is a robbery!!
What?
This is a robbery!!
Put your hands where we can see them!
We're gonna shoot anyone who moves!
Don't mess with us! We have guns!
LOL Why do you threaten us with a steak?
*Computer Generated Noise*
What?! Oh crap
*Gun Reloads*
So you think you're a smartass?
Take this you noob!
*Hit Noises*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
And what are YOU looking at?!
You want something?
Uhm actually I'm blind
so I can't see anything really...
Oh...
*cricket noise*
Let's open the vault!
*police siren*
Police.This is the police! Don't move!
Hold it right there!
Oh
Sh*t
Yeah, the Police!!!
Wait... Something isn't right...
Don't worry, I'm here now!
*Pig snort*
*Cricket noise*
Haha haha haha haha!
Look at that DORK!
He doesn't even have a Police car,
so he rides on a pig!
What a loser!
Haha haha haha haha
Haha ha. Look the pig doesn't listen to him!
You IDIOT!
*Growling*
*Thunder claps*
*Glass smashes*
Oh crap!
What is going on here?!
Where did that cop go?!
Dude, I'm so scared right now!
I want my mommy
*Lamp Turns On*
*pop*
Huh?
*discussion*
What happened?!
BOO. Hoy ya!
What the f**k?
*Hit Noises*
Ouch. My balls!
Take this!
Oh gosh! Please stop slapping me with that nasty old fish!
PLEASE! It stinks so much!
This is what you get you stupid robber!
*hit sounds continue*
I'm going to lock you two
into the nastiest prison ever!
You guys will be really sorry!
Oh gosh not this place!
I heard this is the worst prison!
Oh ho We have newbies
We have been waiting so long for such cute boys like you two!
Yeah we have!
That's right!
Yeah!
We're gonna have a LOT of fun!
*male scream*
As a police officer
I have to keep the streets safe!
What's going on there?!
Someone has car trouble?!
'SEXYBABE06'
WOW! The plate says: SEXYBABE06!
I'm gonna seduce her!
With my police outfit, it will be easy!
Hey sexy lady!
Oh hello <3
Hey I'm a hot police officer!
Oh wow, I like men in uniforms!
How about we go out?
Agghhh! I just crapped my diapers!
LOL?! What the f**k was that?
Anyway, why don't you just turn around baby?
*record scratch*
I would LOVE to go on a date with you!
You're actually a GRANDMA?!
*Thunder*
*male scream*
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(Most recent final subtitles accredited to TheEalingFeeling)
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*Enderman death*