Should I not be chewing gum?
-Probably. Uh, I mean -- -I'm okay with it.
As long as I'm not, like --
As long as it's not, like, really bothering people, right?
Or should I just keep it to the side?
All right.
[ Laughter ]
..."Did Murr really cry when his show..."
♪♪
Hey, everybody. Welcome to "Ask a Joker."
Nice to have you back. I feel like it's been a while for me.
It feels like it, anyway.
Have you missed me?
If you have, tweet #IHaveMissedSal,
and I'll read those when I get a chance.
Please don't -- Please don't force me to read them.
All right. Um...
You know, are they -- Are we still explaining this?
Do they know how this goes?
You come every week to this web page,
and there's a new video that we do after every episode,
where we answer your actual tweets, and you #AskAJoker,
and that's how we sort them out.
And so I'm gonna read some tweets from this week.
Hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
So, the first one is from Hugo.
Hugo said, "Did Murr really cry when his show,
'Monumental Challenge,' didn't get bought?"
He started crying.
[ Both laughing ]
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Yeah, I think it's a great show.
-I love it. -Yeah, I like it.
You guys love it. It's amazing, 'cause nobody will buy it.
It was when he was pitching it,
and he got impassioned and emboldened by his passion,
and he was, like, pleading to have the show made,
and he got teary-eyed.
And I will never, ever let him live that down.
Because, with respect,
and pardon my French...
and change the dial if you don't like this type of language,
but give me a [bleep] break.
[ Laughter ]
Ralph asks...
[ Laughs ] Love you, Murr.
Ralph asks, "You all seemed so calm
when that guy nearly killed Murr."
Well, that is -- Yeah, that was nuts.
"Were you secretly hoping he was gonna murder him?
Did he calm down when you told him it was a TV show?"
Murr: What's that? You know what it is?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, okay.
Q: Whoa.
Q: Why is he so angry?
♪ Da-na-na-na ♪
[ Laughter ]
This guy was furious.
He waited outside for Murr to come out -- a while.
Then he left and said he's coming back.
He was out for blood, that man.
He didn't give us the right to show him.
That's why he's a blur on television.
He actually assaulted Murr.
He hit Murray in the face with his phone.
Murray is a squirrelly man
and was very slick that day and avoided him.
I give Murray props, man.
And that guy was massive. That guy --
I think he was like 9, 10 feet, for real.
And I think that guy -- Probably we caught him on a bad day.
I'm sure he's a nice enough guy.
And if he's watching, I'm sure he's a great guy.
And, but, no. I, uh --
Your first instinct is really to run out there and help,
really, Murr, 'cause I don't want to see him --
If someone's gonna smash a cellphone in Murray's face,
it's gonna be me.
It's not gonna be some stranger nobody knows.
Oz asks, "Who was the actress who played Q's wife?
She seemed like a real piece of work.
Is that really his type?"
-You're flirting with her. -No, I'm --
-It's ridiculous. -I'm not really.
It's your turn to watch him. Just take him.
I can't. I'm done. I'm done with you.
Well, she is a woman,
and I think that is his only qualifier.
So I would say, yes, Oz.
in that.
[ Laughs ]
You would look lovely in that.
Really?
Oh, I think any color would work on you.
That is the last question for this week.
They were solid, though.
Come back every week and see us sometime.
There's four time zones. That's crazy.
...doing this. Come see us on tour.
I have an Instagram now.
I got it like a year ago. It's @SalVulcano.
Um, what else?
-Watch the show? -Watch the show.
It's Thursday nights at 10:00. Right?
10:00, Eastern.
I don't know where you live,
but I'm not gonna do the adjusting for you.
-Central and Mountain... -9:00.
Central and Mountain is one thing.
You know there's four time zones?
If it's on at 10:00 here...
...but 9:00, Mountain...
...be on at 10:00, Pacific...
I always thought Central and Mountain was one time zone.
...is actually 11:00, Eastern.
Oh, 10:00 is 9:00.
It's on at the exact same time...
Is it still rolling?
...because it's 10:00 here and 9:00 there.
When it's 10:00, Eastern, it's only 8:00, Mountain.
No, never cut out of this.
...which is not gonna be till 1:00 a.m. here.
I was right.
But the 9:00, Mountain...
10:00, Pacific, is 1:00 a.m., Eastern.
If we're just talking Eastern time zones,
the show is playing somewhere in the United States at 10:00...
...at 11:00, and at 1:00 a.m.
And that's how you do it.
That's how you break down time zones for the Web.
I think they want me to leave at this point.
So thank you very much.
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Everything I said checked out.
Man: Everybody watches on the Web now, anyway.
Yeah. Well, yeah. Or just, you know, DVR it.
[ Laughter ]