everybody you're late don't let it
happen again I'm tank and I will be
brief here at air Meister we have two
rules no refunds the beauty of an air
purifier is that nobody can prove a man
do you saucy tart I want somebody really
pissed off I'm talking about DEFCON two
level of anger who do you got for me
baby I have just the one for you tank
she's furious and she asked for you by
name
put her through tank turner customer
satisfaction how may I help you
before we even discuss what I just
received which is cool other mystery I
demand an explanation for yesterday
ma'am I'm fully concerned what happened
yesterday are you gay are you just an
Oh ma'am profanity is superfluous
because no verbal affront could be as
devastating to me as your
dissatisfaction dissatisfaction yes I
mean if the unit's performance or lack
thereof has left you frustrated see I
never saw your unit I gave you your
chance and he didn't deliver yeah you're
upset I'm upset I'm upset that you will
never ever know what it's like to sit on
a hot sweaty summer night and let that
unit blow its glorious bounty all over
your face
whoa you think after the you put me
through but that I called just so you
could talk dirty to me I gave you a one
time free hall pass for sex good sex hot
sex I'm roofied myself confused
man you're confused that makes two of us
because I don't know what kind of
acts like an and then when it
actually comes time to be an
walks away like a total making
me look like an even bigger for
offering some big-ass
sex in the first place
what kind of are you
this is actually personal call dude you
are so hired