(Coyote screaming) (tense dramatic music)
(Coyote groaning)
- Oh, geez (screams).
(Coyote grunting)
I'm Coyote Peterson, and I'm about to be bitten.
One,
two,
three.
(Coyote screaming)
(film projector whirring) (big cat roaring)
(dynamic jungle music)
(rocks crumbling)
(tense dramatic music) (animals calling)
I think we can all agree with the statement
that my job bites.
Over the past six years,
I have put myself through an incredible world of pain,
so, that we can all learn firsthand,
no pun intended, just how damaging the bite
of an animal can be.
Sure, it's fair to say that a great deal of entertainment
has also come out of these little human experiments,
but as long as the Coyote Pack is learning
that it's always smart to stay a safe distance
from certain creatures in the wild,
I'm happy to have taken on the brunt of this pain.
(Coyote screaming)
To celebrate my embodiment as a human chew toy,
we have decided to compile everyone's favorite,
painfully snackable moments in an episode titled,
"Just the Bite".
Oh, and for all you squeamish viewers,
this is your official warning, there will be blood.
(tense dramatic music) (twigs crumbling)
Oh, there it goes (grunts).
Wow, you're looking at a living nightmare right there.
I can't tell you how many people have requested me
to get bitten by this creature.
Okay, got a hold on it.
Look at those fangs, ooh. (tense dramatic music)
(Coyote screaming)
(Coyote grunting)
- [Man] Describe the pain.
- Immediately searing.
Oh my gosh, it's so much worse than a bullet ant sting.
(Coyote groaning)
- [Man] How sharp for are the fangs?
- Hold on a second.
Oh my gosh.
(Coyote panting)
(Coyote screaming)
- [Man] I can see where they went in right there.
Double chomp.
- [Coyote] Could you even see that,
it bit, and like curled the skin up,
and then let go and bit a second time.
- [Man] Yeah.
(Coyote grunting)
Oh, wow.
- I'm sorry, I can't compose words right now, man (groans).
(tense dramatic music)
Okay, so we have now located the nest,
wander back into there,
and I will literally be under attack.
I have rolled up my pant legs, as you can see.
- [Man] It's a great look by the way.
- [Coyote] Yeah, no, this is my classy jungle look.
All right, I'm gonna grab one. - Right here, look at this,
they're just jumping out of this hole.
- Got him, that is a big soldier ant right there.
Now, this species of ant only bites, it does not sting,
and I'm told that these mandibles are so powerful,
they can cut through skin.
(Coyote screaming)
Yep, definitely breaking through the skin there.
Oh, it's like little razorblades.
Oh, do you see that?
Yeah, he's popping holes into my finger.
Ouch (groans)!
Oh yeah, that hurts, he's got me good right there.
(Coyote screaming) (Coyote grunting)
it is really tough to just keep my hands still,
and you can see the blood is now starting to pour out.
- Oh! - Ooh.
- Holy cow, that is one powerful little insect.
(tense dramatic music)
I am trying to mentally put myself
in a place where I'm not gonna feel the pain.
I have a pretty high pain tolerance,
but even still, having all those tiny little teeth
pop through my forearm in both sides,
this is not gonna feel good.
(Coyote patting) (birds chirping)
One,
two,
three (grunts).
Ooh yeah, he is into my arm, and he is holding on (grunts).
Yup, all right,
that feels like big needles going into my forearm,
and I can see there that those teeth
are deep down into my skin (grunts).
He's bitting out harder, and harder, and harder.
(Coyote grunting)
Ooh yeah.
Wow!
Look at that.
Oh man, he got really close to a vein right there.
(tense dramatic music)
When this dog is on a leash,
it is snapping, snarling, spit, and slobber,
this is a fully trained tactical Belgian Malinois.
All right, here we go.
Come on buddy, come get me.
(dog panting) (Coyote grunting)
(Coyote screaming)
(dog growling) (Coyote screaming)
God, get him, get him, get him, get him (screams).
(dog growling) (Coyote screaming)
I surrender, I surrender, I surrender (screams).
(Coyote grunting) (Coyote screaming)
There it is.
No question about it,
the Belgian Malinois' bite is next level.
(tense dramatic music)
I'm gonna gently reach right down in there,
and pick it up, you ready? (water bug screeching)
- [Man] Ooh, delicate little maneuver here.
- [Coyote] Whoa, it's so strong.
Oh man, I don't know if I can go through with this.
What they will do is reach out with this forearms,
and they have two hooks, right on end,
they'll grapple on, and pull it towards their face.
Right on the face there is what's called a rostrum,
which is like a little hooked beak.
Now, it is inside of a sheath,
so as soon as they catch something,
it comes out of that sheath,
and it injects an incredibly potent saliva.
Now, the enzymes in that saliva
will actually paralyze the victim.
(Coyote screaming) (Coyote grunting)
- [Man] Goodness, dude, you are bleeding.
(Coyote screaming)
- This guys, this is worse than a sting.
(tense dramatic music)
Oh man, dude, I'm so nervous going down there.
I'm just afraid he's gonna break my wrist.
He's that big.
- [Man] You need to go,
if somebody's gonna get him, it's you.
(water bubbling)
- Ooh, ooh.
I've got it him. - Hold on then.
- I've got him, oh my God.
- Hold on there. - I got him, I got him.
Calm down first, you got to calm down,
'cause if you don't calm down you will not get this fish.
- Okay. - Calm down.
- I got my fingers locked in his jaw,
- Hang on, hang on, hang on.
- I'm afraid he's gonna break my hand.
- No, he ain't gonna break your hand.
- Okay. (tense dramatic music)
- I got a hold on this fish, hold it, buddy.
He's big, hang on. - Ooh, he crushing my hand.
- Pull over his tail. - Holy mackerel!
Holy cow!
Look at the size of that fish.
(Coyote panting)
Ooh, he's crushing my hand.
That is a huge blue catfish. - Don't wet the tail.
- [Coyote] The largest catfish species
here in North America.
- You hold tight. - I got him, I got him.
- You loose that tail, you gonna lose the fish.
(water splashing) (tense dramatic music)
(animals calling)
- That gets your nerves going that's for sure.
Look at that, there's one already, boom.
Just like that instantaneous, secure to my arm.
Holy mackerel, my heart is racing right now.
Look at that, they are all over me.
(Coyote grunting)
Ooh, I can definitely feel something happening.
Ooh. It feels like sandpaper grinding against my skin.
They are completely swollen with blood at this point,
and the water is all red.
As you can see the drips blood falling down into the water.
It's like a shark attack happened right here
in this container, it's crazy.
(tense dramatic music)
(man tapping)
This is not a good idea.
Kids never, ever, ever try this at home.
(Coyote panting)
Ready, one, two, three.
(Coyote screaming) (Coyote grunting)
Ooh, I can hear a crack in the bamboo.
Oh, geez (grunts).
He's through, he's through, he's through into my arm.
Geez, it went right passed the bamboo into my arm.
(Coyote grunting)
Yep, he pierced skin, I can definitely feel it.
I don't think I wanna do that again.
(tense dramatic music)
Oh!
- What is it? - There's one right here.
- [Man] What?
(water flowing) (man screaming)
What is that? - There it is.
(Coyote screaming) - What is that?
- [Coyote] Oh, gross (screams).
There is is. - What it that?
- It's a hellgrammite.
If you remember an Instagram post I made a few weeks ago
of a creature that looked (screams), It's biting me.
Okay, they do bite.
There you have it.
Everybody who wanna know, do they bite?
Yes, they do bite,
and it's latched onto my finger right now.
Oh, that hurts, but it's not breaking skin.
(Coyote panting)
Biting down harder.
Can you imagine what it would be like
to have one of these things crawl into your ear?
- [Man] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Ow, (pants).
Ooh, that actually really hurts.
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - Looks pretty good dude.
- I think it's actually poked a hole in my ear.
Ow, what do you guys think?
Hellgrammite earrings?
(tense dramatic music)
Okay, now what's gonna happen is Mario is gonna place it
right on my forearm, and that mouth is.
Oh, here there we go right there.
- Suctioned. - Ooh!
- It is on. - Ooh, yeah.
(Coyote grunting) (Coyote panting)
Oh, wow, wow, that is a powerful suction.
The suction power in the mouth of this creature
is about four times that of your normal home vacuum cleaner.
What it's doing right now is just investigating around
with those jawless lips it is called a suctorial disc.
Ooh, he's got a hold there.
Now, the mouth is rather malleable,
and in that mouth are around 150 cone shaped teeth.
They use those teeth to lock into place.
Oh, wow. I can definitely feel something going to town there
similar to the leeches,
I can feel that tongue working around on my skin.
Look at the way that the teeth
curved into my skin and suctioned on.
You can see where those jawless lips were locked in place.
(Coyote whimpering) - Oh, hang on.
- He's going right through your glove.
Oh, okay. - Okay.
- Let him twist his head. - He's good?
- I think he's (screams).
Yeah, wow, oh.
- He's on. - Oh yeah.
That is definitely much different feeling than the forearm.
Right up here. - Okay, ready?
- [Mario] (laughs) There you go.
(Coyote screaming)
That is way more painful than the arm or the stomach.
(Coyote panting)
(Coyote screaming)
Ooh wow. Every time it twists, it's incredibly painful.
Those needles, sharp cone-shaped teeth digging in.
(Coyote whimpering) (Coyote laughing)
It's really locked on.
Maybe, ow (laughs).
They don't call these things vampire fish
for nothing, folks.
Oh, there we go.
(Coyote sighing) (tense dramatic music)
Like I said in the beginning, my job bites,
but if I'm really honest,
I love my profession more than you can possibly imagine.
Sure, I go through some discomfort,
but in my mind pain is nothing more
than a test of one's might,
and once it has been overcome,
the adventure hails tougher than ever before.
I know what you were thinking,
Coyote, when's the next bite?
Well, all I can tell you right now,
is that we have plenty of jaw-dropping ideas in store.
Stay tuned, Coyote Pack,
the best, biggest, and most brutal bites are still to come.
Do you love watching me anguish in pain?
Well then, maybe you will enjoy reading
about me in pain just as much.
Make sure to check out my newest book,
"The Beast Of Bites",
where we give you a behind the scenes look
at how we always seem to pull off
these wildly entertaining viral videos.
To pick up your copy, just click on the link
in the video description below,
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(tense dramatic music)
(bear growling) (wolf yelping)
(birds chirping)