I mean I really really like her but
she's got some issues I mean that's
gonna happen yeah last night we went out
drinking anyway yeah and yeah yeah I
don't drink I got hammered and then she
drank a lot so how's the sex sex why do
you always want to know this stuff man
listen I'm a married man
uh-huh I need to live vicariously
through you just give me a couple
details oh that's just like 1111 details
well you married as long as me you
understand she knows what she wants it's
great the sex is great it's rough it's
wild I mean if it's not Wow doesn't that
right right no it's crazy like pulling
my hair and stuff and we've never we
haven't even laid down yet
always either like sitting up against
the wall or something I've never been on
top once we have a safe word already
yeah it's Calypso I mean that's pretty
early for a safe word it is Wow second
date we had a safe word it's insane
I didn't practice yeah oh wow
Wow yeah man you hit me no use
protection right yeah yeah yeah she's
got little bowls of condoms all around
our apartment condoms what some are like
protects me like a lawyer
Oh like a nondisclosure agreement you
know no penetration without
representation nothing man
listen I'll tell you one thing you don't
have a baby mama
no Mason you know you paying for a
Ferrari you getting her a big house a
big mansion she's gonna want to start a
jumpsuit line and you gonna have to pay
for it you want to go through it you got
to convince one of your friends to say
he's the dad and raise the child like
who wants to go through that kid end up
being 67 your best friend only five to
eighteen years later the kid comes and
he writes a book about you say how much
of a jackass you are 18 years man 18
years the baby mamas car and crib is
bigger than he is
you turn on the TV any given Sunday when
the Super Bowl and drive off in a
Hyundai she's supposed to get the shorty
Tyco with your money did she went to the
doctor got lipo what's your money what
are you talking about what the are
you talking about Calle you're quoting
Kanye West to me you know what Amy's not
like that Amy's not like that at all
she's awesome and this is gonna be great
I think she's going I don't think I have
to worry about that you know did I just
score on you yes you are my LeBron
James but not really not really
you got Mitt that was a good shot though
come on it I scored on LeBron James I'm
never playing basketball again lunch is
on you buddy where you going in there
damnit
you