hey when are you gonna fix the upstairs
downstairs
i'll look at it when i come back from
work all right but please if you're
gonna use it
put on some underpants because it's
really unhygienic oh
stop trying to control me
hey hey oh
damn
babysitting some green horn who doesn't
know his rg142 coaxial cable from an
ancient helix
the last thing i need is some clueless
millennial mouth breather
cluttering up my van elton
i really should have asked you to wait
outside i think we've got our wires
crossed
yep that is what happens when you put an
rg142 cable into an ava 5 port
you take that smile off your face sorry
kind of mistake a killer man i sat
and i watched it slam closed over a
period of nine hours
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not really slamming is it are you trying
to suggest this wasn't a paranormal
event
no it's a really slow one
oh my sister's got a youtube channel
yeah she yeah she does like makeup
tutorials she's got a few thousand
subscribers
good bye no
okay
welcome truth seekers
gus roberts here on the truth seekers
channel we're about to go live
to the former chichester institute of
the criminally
insane say
which is almost certainly haunted
psychonauts
i'll see you on the other side stand
inside
cut boom it's so good watch
shawshank what did you say
a short shank oh can i use that it's
pretty good
yeah i just think i'll be better sure
yeah yeah sure yeah
here we go ah that's wrong here we go
shawshank that was it i'm switching to
night vision mode
did you make that noise yourself no
it says and the cast of the invitation
me um
should take not more than one sip of
tepid
yeah you're in don't look at me i went
back at the services
that is a shame the decision has been
made
again uh
dude do you want me to go away do what
you have to do it's fine
oh oh gosh no no
gus it says brian what is it
now just close your eyes
not you what are you doing just
imagine you're watching an episode her
friends
that's chandler doing a joke
why is monica so neurotic
that's gunter
the kappa chin monkey
gunter the capuchin monkey
relax the next voice
i talk to will be that of astrid's
subconscious
hello astrid subconscious hello gosh
someone in this building can
me take my release take me with you
hey i'm flat you should know i'm married
you're up early yeah well if you must
know i've got an overactive hemorrhoid
you know you can teach yourself not to
think about it
you forget it even but once in a while
it's just
very very painful
are we talking about emily or your
hemorrhoid can somebody please remove
this helmet i cannot breathe
oh my god it's so hot in here why do you
think i've had so many different jobs
just thought you're a quitter it was a
media circus
we had to move and change our identities
i knew elton john wasn't your real name
it's not
where is it lionel richie
well it's a pleasure to finally meet you
lionel richie you really
understand what it's like to be totally
alone all of the time
unbelievable i'm sitting right here
oh sorry forgive me it's been a bit of a
mix-up with my ticket
i'll give it to my father and it's just
gone inside all right
100 new subscribers
don't believe it believe what what
oh it's nothing there's nothing i know
what it is
it's that video of me isn't it with the
rabbit's ears and the arse
so humiliating gus you've got to delete
it
i look like such a planet but the
problem i'm having is it's driving quite
a lot of football to the channel oh i
see so
come for the old rabbit and stay
for the ghouls and goblins is that it i
will delete it okay
here we go
ah very dumb you did that with your
mouth
are you sure that's delicious it's done
that women aren't funny
your wife must have a sense of humor
she's seen you naked
oh got my cucumber do i call you or do i
just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is me
my most inviting thank you and good
night