[Adam] No, not again! Ow! [Mark] Ow, Jesus Christ. [Adam] Stop being a bully. Where's Cool Cat when you need him?
Oh, there he is! [Mark] There he is! [Adam] There he is! Ow!
My brother's being a bully, Cool Cat... [Mark] I'll save you, little fox. I'm coming! He's just running to the Arctic.
[David Attenborough] ... and it can be rather painful. [Mark] Ouch... [Adam] Life sucks!
[D.A.] It's a bower. [Adam] What is that, sorry? [Mark] A bear! [D.A.] A five year old, juvenile, male, satin bowerbird.
[Mark] Only five years old and trying to get the booty! [Adam] They grow up so fast!
[Mark] His little booty palace, little booty bird? [Adam] The booty chamber.
Swiggity swooty. [Mark] I'm building a cage for that booty.
[D.A.] Blue decorations really please a female. [Adam] Bitches love blue.
[Mark] Uh oh, you're in my booty trap! [Adam] Gotcha now!
[D.A.] Rather than drive him away, the master has other intentions. [Adam] Oh... [D.A.] Seduction.
[Mark] Oh, no, I don't... [Adam] I wanna go home. [Mark] Don't fly that way. [Adam] I need an adult. [Mark] I'm scared...
[D.A.] So, the master grabs the opportunity to practice his courtship play on him. [Adam] Mom, I think I'm gay... Wow. Oh my god! This is great!
[D.A.] He exits mid performance. ♪ In the arms of the angels, fly away... ♪
[Mark] Stupid little baby! [Adam] What assholes. [Mark] I was just doing a sexy stripper dance for a baby.
[Adam] I wasn't trying to seduce a little boy, officer. I was practicing my courtship dance.
[Mark] I was practicing on the little boy. [Adam] I was just practicing my striptease, I swear!
[Mark] I swear its for women.
[Mark] Wow! [Adam] Ahh!
Just thinking about my family and how much time I'm going to be spending with them in two weeks.
Where the fuck... where's this cameramen? [Mark] The best cameramen!
[Adam] What is this? How did this shot happened? [Mark] The ghost of Steve Erwin picked up the camera and started taking over.
[Adam] Oh, god! [Mark] Sleep time. [Adam] Just dreams now. [Mark] No more tears. [Adam] Dream about your retirement.
[Adam] Its ogre. He got Shrekt.
Ow! Jesus, dammit, fuck!
[D.A.] The adults want to keep the juveniles down. [Adam] Just like politics. [Mark] Fighting the man!
[Adam] Ow! These are violent birds. Ow, fuck! That was dirty. [Mark] Yeah.
[Adam] You dirty birdy! [Mark] You're grabbing my birdy butt. [Adam] My birdy booty.
Oh, god. That egg was not yolk. There was definitely some fetus bird in there. Oh! [Mark] Yummy! Scrambled eggs!
[Adam] Oh, no, the blood in the air. [Mark] I like mine sunny side up.
[D.A.] But gang life is a brutal existence. [Adam] Oh, girl!
[D.A.] At seven months old, this... [Adam] Seven months? [Mark] Only seven months? [Adam] I don't know...
Good night. Ow, shouldn't sleep here. [D.A.] She catches sight of another tiger.
[Adam] Swiggity swooty. [Mark] Gonna bite your booty.
[Adam] Well, I'm a slut. [D.A.] This male will try to kill any of the old ruler's cubs.
[Adam] What?! [Mark] Gotta keep the bloodline pure.
[Adam] Just leave the kid... what are you doing, just let them do whatever they want.
Why do you gotta keep killing the kids? [Mark] You know what's funny?
Human beings were exactly like this not even too long ago, in history.
[Adam] So that's what you were doing last Thursday. [Mark] Ahah, wiping out an entire family and like,
taking the mother as my own. [Adam] Got a new girlfriend.
[Mark] Just chained up. [Adam] I threw her babies down the drain and turned on the garbage disposal.
[Mark] I beat the husband in mortal combat and now she's mine.
Oh, look at this little guy. [D.A.] A racket-tail must consume a sip of energy rich nectar two thousand times a day.
[Adam] It's like, just a bunch of sugar, isn't it? [Mark] Yeah, he just drinks nature's cocaine all day.
[D.A.] ...and his wings, at sixty times a second. [Adam] Sixty times a second?! It's not s...
[Mark] Yeah. [Adam] Can't... [Mark] Yeah. [Adam] That's fucked up.
[Adam] Ah, did one of them piss? [Mark] Oh shit. [Adam] Oh, what? [Mark] Wow, that's so cool.
[Adam] Get out of here, fuck. [Mark] Bambi Grumble Bee guy.
[Adam] Ow, fuck! Oh my god. [Mark] I hate bees. [Adam] Life sucks.
[Adam] Oh... [Mark] Oh my god! [Adam] Oh, fuck, noo... [Mark] No, no, no! Oh my god!
[Adam] Now I need more fucking crack.