- I'm not ready.
- Oh, this is the next question?
(laughs)
Can I rip this one up?
- No!
(laughs)
My name is Madison.
- And my name is Mikayla.
- Mikayla and I were best friend in ninth grade.
- Then we dated the same guy.
- And then we fell out of touch for like
a good 10 years before I slid in her DMs.
- Yeah.
- And now we're here.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
(glasses clink)
- What should we call our relationship?
- Yikes.
(Madison laughs)
Complicated, I don't know.
- Looks like you need a drink then.
- Why aren't these shot glasses bigger?
(laughs)
Oh god, okay.
(laughs)
How would you rate my oral sex skills out of 10?
Oh god.
(laughs)
- Your oral sex skills are good.
- Well, rate it out of 10.
- Nine.
- Oh, I'm okay with that.
- What are the terms of this relationship?
- We hang out and then we have sex.
There's no terms.
- Maybe unspoken rules.
I feel like when I stop texting Mikayla back
she knows not to text me back.
(laughs)
- Okay. - Is it a good one?
- Oh, it's a good one.
This is actually something I wanna know.
- Ooh, good.
- How sad would you be if we never had sex again?
- Pretty sad.
I'd probably have to, like,
start having sex with dudes again.
- That sounds horrible.
- Yeah, kinda.
When are you going to introduce me to your parents?
Jean and Ed would love me.
- When you date me.
(laughs)
- Okay.
- 'Cause someone won't commit.
(gasps)
- I don't like to choose.
- Does it hurt your feelings
when I sleep with people that aren't you?
- I don't know about it, but it might.
I definitely hate your ex-girlfriend.
- I'm not hooking up with anyone else.
She knows that.
Madison.
- No, I'm not at the moment.
- Ooh.
- Madison, who was the last person you slept with?
Should I put earmuffs on or...
- The last person I slept with was (bleep).
- Okay.
- Who was the last person you slept with?
- It was my ex.
Oh, I hate this so much.
This is awful, this is like mean.
- No. - Oh, wait, no you're right.
Oh wait, fuck.
- On the count of three, name
who likes who more in this relationship.
- Mikayla. - You.
- Oh my god, wow.
Can I rip this one up?
- No!
(laughs)
- Cool.
- I'm not ready.
- Oh, this is the next question?
Would you have a three-way with me?
- No!
- Good, good answer.
- [Madison] I don't like to share.
- That is a very good answer.
- Why would it be bad for us
to have a committed relationship?
- This is the one that,
the question that I should be asking you.
It wouldn't be.
I don't think it would be.
(sighs)
- Okay, your turn.
- Are you afraid of commitment?
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
Why Madison?
- Because it's the same reason I'm bisexual,
I don't like to choose, it's scary.
- I don't know.
- I'm hyper Type A and a Libra
and I play through the what ifs,
and there's just a lot of risk.
- Okay.
- What would it take?
- I'm waiting.
- I think it would take momentum.
Momentum's good for people, right?
You just, like, keep moving, things are great,
and then they just continue to be great forever.
(sighs)
- Could we still be friends if I started
dating someone seriously?
- I think so, I could be friends with you.
I don't think you could be friends with me
if I started dating someone seriously.
- Yeah, no, I couldn't.
(classical music)
- Use your words, Mikayla.
- I love you, and you know that.
- I love you, but it's complicated.
Oh my god, you're drinking to that?
That was a good answer.
- [Mikayla] I don't know if it was.
- What?
- You can take that too.
(glasses clink)
- Pretty fun.
- It was good. I mean I still love her.
- I think it brought us closer together.