i just have to make those old sucking it
up lessons work for me now like like
when we lost the ncaa championship by
one run
and and instead of having some
self-pitying self-indulgent kleenex
party we did a little good you know
there were these
kids there and are you bored
transfixed cut it out
i don't understand what you're doing
these cannot be moves
do i sound like i'm feeling sorry for
myself no because go ahead no stu
come on you were saying
it's just that most of the girls i play
with you know when they're done playing
they
their plan is meet a guy love have a
baby
go back to grad school and get a job i i
mean i'm doing those things but
my problem my challenge is
oh god shut up no no no no no no i think
you're saying exactly what you need to
be saying
just let it out just talk come on
otherwise disease starts
why don't you shut up too what the hell
do you know except for looking at me
like your bambi have you ever seen that
movie
yeah it's a wonderful film i own it oh
geez i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry
but you're glad you fed me all those
drinks
your problem your challenge
i don't know if i have what it takes
for everybody's regular plan
i've never felt like that that love like
like the guy
is the whole deal like like
to be honest the baby thing never never
i'm just good at this one thing you know
and and when i hear girls talking about
how in love they are or how the baby is
everything
i think they're pretending
what sort of trouble are you in george
oh uh
simply put um i'm currently unemployed
uh my girlfriend recently broke up with
me uh i'll soon run out of money
and uh i'm the target of a federal
investigation
wow you're real chick-fagged aren't you
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i'm sorry well we'll see
you know what impresses me about you oh
i'm sorry did i interrupt you
no no no no please go ahead i didn't
mean to interrupt your train of thought
uh you go ahead what impresses you
you sure haven't let anything take your
spirit no
not tonight
tonight you've done me a great turn
you've given me temporary amnesia
get out of here you have
i can't believe you tell me all you just
did and then you flirt with me
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you