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Dale: AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU,
I DON'T LOVE ALL YOUR SISTERS THAT MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Danielle: YOU'RE A STINKER.
OH, LOOK AT DADDY.
LOOK HAZEL, DADDY'S GOT GLASSES LIKE YOU.
WE'RE GLASSES BUDDIES NOW, HUH? [ LAUGHS ]
-WHAT'S UP, FOUR EYES? -HIS GLASSES LOOK LIKE YOURS.
YOU LIKE MY GLASSES? YEAH?
HAZEL CAN GO SWIM IN HERS.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR THE STRAP.
DADDY HAS GLASSES LIKE ME.
SO, WHAT YOU THINK?
SHE HATES THEM.
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT. I MEAN, THEY LOOK GOOD.
-DIFFERENT? -IT'S LIKE A NEW MAN.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "YOU LOOK HOT."
-YOU LOOK SO HOT, BABE. -THANK YOU.
ARE THOSE WOMEN'S FRAMES?
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SEXY, HUH?
NEVER BEEN MORE SEXY.
BEARD AND GLASSES.
[ LAUGHS ]
WE NEED TO GO.
OH, YEAH, WE GOTTA GO MEET MIMI.
HAZEL, WHOA, BUMP.
STAY CONSISTENT WITH THIS ONE, TWO, THREE DEAL.
-ONE, TWO, THREE. -RILEY PAIGE, THAT MEANS YOU.
SAY, "OKAY, YES, DADDY."
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Dale: I'M MAKING PIZZA DOUGH.
Crystal: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PIZZA DOUGH?
IS THERE NOT ENOUGH WATER?
THERE'S PLENTY OF WATER. YOU JUST GOTTA LET IT SIT.
DANIELLE AND ADAM ARE GOING HOUSE HUNTING,
SO KIKI VOLUNTEERED US TO WATCH ALL THE KIDS.
AND SO WE'RE GONNA MAKE PIZZAS TONIGHT.
Y'ALL WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUN, GIRLS?
-WATCH THIS. -YAY.
-THEY CALL ME THE PIZZA MAN. -NO, THEY DON'T.
OKAY, QUINTS, YOU EACH GONNA GET A DOUGH BALL.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
GOOD. WE'RE GONNA LAY ALL OF THEM OUT.
SPREAD IT AROUND. DO LIKE THAT.
Crystal: THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND DALE.
THEY'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
WELL, NO KIDDING. ME NEITHER.
I'VE SEEN THIS ON A TV SHOW ONCE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WILL KEEP THEM OUT OF TROUBLE.
I MEAN, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TONS OF FUN WITH THAT PLAY-DOH.
THEY'RE NOT EATING PLAY-DOH.
NOT PLAY-DOH. I'M SORRY, DOUGH.
LULU, YOU DON'T EAT IT. IT'S NASTY. YUCK.
Dale: HAZEL, YOU SHOULD'VE LEARNED THIS BY NOW.
-YOU'RE 3. -ALL RIGHT, THAT LOOKS GREAT.
I MEAN, THE DOUGH CAN BE A LITTLE BETTER, BUT...
YOUR MAMA.
Crystal: I'M JUST MORE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE FLOUR GETTING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE CLEANING UP AFTER.
HEY, NEXT STEP WAS WHAT?
Crystal: [ GASPS ] SALSA.
NOT SALSA. IT'S NOT MEXICAN PIZZA.
-SAUCE. I MEAN SAUCE. OKAY, HERE, GIRLS. CHEESE.
YEAH.
OKAY, PEPPERONIS. DO YOU WANT PEPPERONIS?
-YES. -OKAY.
-HERE. -GIRLS, ANYBODY WANT SOME WATER?
WATER. WHO COMES TO KIKI'S HOUSE AND HAS WATER?
OH, MY BAD. YOU WANT VODKA? [ GIRL GIGGLES ]
OH, DALE, DON'T TELL THEM THAT.
YOU'RE TEACHING THEM BAD HABITS.
IT'S A JOKE. ALL RIGHT, ONE'S IN THE OVEN.
I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S HAVING FUN AT UNCLE DALE'S PIZZA PLACE?
-ME. -ME.
IS UNCLE DALE'S PIZZA PLACE BETTER THAN YOUR HOME?
YOUR HOME IS SICK? WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
I CAN'T IMAGINE THEM NOT BEING THIS CLOSE.
I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE THE BUSBYS MOVING
OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I JUST HOPE THEY DON'T, YOU KNOW.
[ COUGHING ]
BLAYKE, IS IT IN YOUR ROOM?
YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT WAS MAKING YOU COUGH?
MM-HMM.
I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN 10 HOUSES DOWN FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE LIKE HAVING THEM CLOSE.
WE'RE JUST THAT KIND OF FAMILY.
-HEY, CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU? -YEAH.
I'LL COOK FOR YOU. DEAL?
BUT WE CAN'T LET THEM BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.
HEY, THEY'RE AT UNCLE DALE'S, COOKING PIZZA.
WHO WANTS TO PUT THEIR PIZZAS IN NEXT?
PARKER, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH CHEESE.
OH, GEEZ, PARKER. OH, LORD.
PARKER, THAT'S NOT THE PIZZA, THAT'S THE COUNTER.
YOU'LL BE CONSTIPATED FOR A WEEK.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN FOR THE GIRLS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE IN HERE.
LIKE I SAID, GOTTA REMEMBER IT'S TEMPORARILY.
-SO LIKE... -TEMPORARY.
-WHAT? -TEMPORARY.
OKAY. SORRY, BUT IT'S TEMPORARY.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S READY TO TASTE THIS PIZZA?
-ME. -ME.
I THINK I MIGHT OPEN MY OWN PIZZA PLACE NOW.
YOU WANT TWO PIECES?
IF IT AIN'T GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO?
-WHAT? -EAT CANDY.
IT'S UNCLE DALE'S HOUSE.
DANG, THAT SURE WORKED. Y'ALL DID GOOD.
HAZEL, IS IT GOOD?
GIRLS, YOU LIKE IT?
[ LAUGHS ] POO POO?
[ GIRL GIGGLES ]
THAT'S FUNNY?
WHY ARE Y'ALL SO INFATUATED WITH SAYING THE WORD "POO POO"?
[ LAUGHS ]
Y'ALL AN EASY CROWD.
[ GIRL CRYING ]
HEY, LULU, YOU CAN'T STEAL PEPPERONI.
YOU LITTLE JERK.
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL WANT SOME MORE PIZZA?
YEAH.
THIS IS RILEY'S 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE...
I KNOW IT IS.
[ MUSIC WARPS ]
WHAT?
Crystal: [ GASPS ] EXCUSE ME? NO.
THAT'S NOT A ONE, THAT'S NOT A TWO,
THAT'S NOT A THREE, THAT'S A CONSEQUENCE.
AND SO YOU HAVE TO GO IN THE CORNER.
YOU'RE GONNA COME SIT RIGHT HERE.
OKAY? AND YOU'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID WRONG.
OKAY?
-[ CRYING ] -YOU CAN'T SAY MEAN WORDS.
WHOOPS.
[ CRYING ]