Top o' the morning to ya laddies, my name is JackSepticEye
and are you ready to go on another Poké adventure?
We're going out and we're gonna catch some more Pokémon
But this time, I am prepared!
Last time, I wasn't.
I was going out into the wild with NO knowledge about any of the Pokémon,
about any of the Gyms, about anything that was gonna happen.
But THIS time, *throws hat* I have a SECRET weapon.
I told you if you wanted to be a real PokéMaster,
You gotta have the Ash Ketchum hat!
It's the ONLY way you're gonna catch all the Pokémon.
And this time, I'm probably not going to battle a Gym...
I wanna battle a Gym and I wanna take it over,
but earlier today I tried to take it over TWICE
and the game froze, and I couldn't take it over.
So, it's really fucking annoying.
I wanna be able to take over a Gym!
I took it- I BEAT it twice, and the first time somebody else swooped in before I could revive my Hypno to put in-
I have a Hypno now, I have a bunch more Pokemon, actually,
so I wanna show you them, I've been grinding in the meantime.
And then I- I couldn't put it in because somebody else swooped in and put their fucking Flareon on it.
And then, I tried to take it over again, beat them again,
and I had my Hypno ready to go and everything, he was still alive-
and then the game froze, and shut down, and when I tried to go back into it,
there was TWO people with two Flareons on it.
So I couldn't do it.
So today we are going to go into the deep, dark wilds
and we're gonna try and find a, fucking
*thinking*
Mewtwo, or a Charizard I don't know we're gonna fucking try and find something
I don't wanna alarm you guys, but apparently, there's a Charmeleozard in the area.
But- oh wait, first I gotta catch this Rattata!
Come on, baby!
There we go, nailed him, right in his rat face!
C'mon, gimme that- gimme that three squiggles, baby!
*evil Jack laugh*
That's how you catch a Rattata!
Just, uh- gonna transfer him, get all my candy, from Professor Willow, thank you!
We did it guys-
we made it!
We made it....
to LAVENDER TOWN.
*Lavender town music plays*
Hey, look, there's a GOLDUCK nearby!
I want him!
I have a Psyduck, and he's one of my favorite Pokémon I have so far,
but I want a Golduck!
Where are you, baby?
I wish this stupid three-step thing was fixed!
Holy fuck, there he is!
Let's get him!
Click on him!
C'mon Golduck, you shall be mine!
A wild Golduck appeared, NICE!!
343?!
Man, that's not that good.
I'm not taking any risks with this son of a bitch.
It's time to razzberry, here you go,
eat those berries!
You're not even gold!
And then we're gonna Great Ball this shit
eHUAH
OHH, perfect hit!
Come on!
GOD DAMMIT!
Stop swiping at me!
YES!!!
GOLDUCK BABY!!!
WOOOOO!
I don't see any Pokémon around...
Fu- uAHHH
PIKA-
u- ooH-
I think I found a Geodude.
MINE.
Geodude, I choose you!
As you can see, I take naming my Pokemon VERY seriously.
Here we have Goldilocks,
and down here we have good ol' Rick Gastly.
*sings* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DO-
So these are my Pokémon so far.
We got a Hypno, Pidgeot, these are my strongest,
Hypno, Pidgeot, Goldilocks.
Pidgeotto, I have loads of Eevees,
Venonat, Oddish, Gloom-
I actually caught the Gloom, I didn't have to evolve it.
Psyduck, which I was saving up to get a Golduck,
so now, I'm glad that I just caught one.
I have female AND male Nidorans,
Paras, Beedrill, Raticate,
Poliwag, Spearow, Staryu,
Tentacool, Poliwag, Magnemite-
I got the Magnemite from an egg.
And I got a Magmar from an egg, but he's only 31,
it pissed me off.
And I got a Geodude, from an egg as well.
Geodude, I choose you!
Not the best Pokémon, but, I'm not here to collect powerful ones.
I'm here to just CATCH 'EM ALL.
I mean, that's what the slogan says:
to "catch them all".
So if you catch all the strongest ones, you-you wouldn't have fun,
and I'm having fun!
A surprisingly amount of fun!
I've been out of my house more in the last, like, week,
than I have been in AGES.
And I'm having so much fun, it's all thanks to Pokémon Go!
It might be broken, and Gym battles might be a piece of shit,
but I'm having fun!
OK, I'm gonna give you all some Pokémon tips.
If you wanna catch the Pokémon, and be the best that there is, in all the land,
you can't just go around, flicking your phone all the time,
you gotta learn some moves.
Okay, you see a Pokémon in the distance, take off your- *hat boomerang*
and throw your hat and catch 'em!
And then when all else fails, you-
You just gotta- GRAB that Pokémon- and just WRESTLE him.
I need my hat.
C'mon, Nidoran baby...
C'mo-
Okay, just don't look at my balls.
Just take them.
hUAH!
There we go, in ye get-
get in that ball!
*game freezes*
Are you-
broken?
Are you-
serious?
I wanted that Nidoran, man.
She shouldnidoran away!
*giggles*
Ohhh,
this video's worth it just for that joke.
I was walking around... and, well, I'm sitting down now,
because my poor legs.
I was walking around, and a Metapod and a Staryu and
eh- fucking everything was showing up, and a Magikarp all showed up into one place,
and I tried to catch them...
But it keeps freezing...
and now it won't log back in.
But when you throw the Pokéballs at them, and they do the little wobbly animation,
like a little blEUH,
and if it doesn't do that, then you're not gonna catch them.
But if you wait enough time,
THEN you'll catch them!
As long as you close the app and it opens up again, then it works-
it's the WEIRDEST thing!
Fix your fucking game! *giggles*
I wanna catch some Pokémon!
Over here, we have an aspen tree.
You can tell it's an aspen because of the way it is, heh~
*pokes tree* Wow!
That's pretty neat.
*animal documentary accent* Here, we have some ducks playing,
but be careful...
One wrong move, and they'll bite ya in the neck!
Four years ago...
two hikers came out here... bitten by ducks,
left for dead...
Be careful.
I told you we were going out into the wild.
I'm gonna go swimming in a sec.
I'm gonna jump into this water, and Im gonna find the fish.
The... Fishmon.
On my own!
I'm gonna jump in and.... d-bUAH... BITE the Magikarps!
Sometimes, to get real Pokémon, one must go far
into the depths of nature.
*whispers* Where am I?
There's nothing in there...
Hold on a second.
There's a Pidgey nearby.
I'm on to 'em.
Why are there no Pokémon in nature?
I thought it'd be cool to go on, like, a nature walk,
and get to see, like, extra Pokémon over there.
I saw like, TWO.
Well, the game did break.
But it's like, all the Pokémon are in the city!
That's not accurate.
I really wish there was like, different Pokémon
when you went out into the- into the Jungle.
Not that I- Not that there's a jungle... around... here.
I wish there was! *chuckle*
At least now that we're getting back into civilization, though,
I should actually have some more footage of Pokémon.
The game keeps breaking...
and I haven't seen any Pokemon!
So now it's just a- a video of me making weird jokes,
and me jumping around in grass...
I mean, still quality content, right? *giggles*
But I need to actually show the game!
And I actually wanna catch Pokemon!
I wanna use some eggs and incense
and catch stuff, and get EXP and level up,
I wanna be able to battle the Gyms properly-
*dog barking twice*
GAWD, that dog scared the SHIT outta me *more barking*
I'M SORRY! AHHRRR!
It broke again...
It's not loading anything anymore.
They've been so crap for it.
I did get a Golduck,
but... it's been kinda shitty since then, we haven't seen any many Pokémon.
And it keeps, like, not loading the Pokéstops or anything,
which sucks!
Like, the Pokéstops are still lit up
and they shouldn't be, since I'm not in range anymore.
Um, but, when I was walking up the road,
there was a bunch of guys, like, walking down with drinks
and they were trying to make fun of Pokémon Go and everything.
Well, I guess the hat is like a beacon, so I should expect it but
like, guys walking around and pretending they're cool and guys driving by in cars
just saying "Gotta catch 'em all," like trying to joke at you-
Don't do that.
If you see people out playing Pokémon Go, don't be an asshole to them.
Just because they're playing a game that you might not know everything about,
or you think you're cooler than,
like, at least these people are outside their house.
And they're doing something, and they're walking around, and they're interacting with each other.
I have seen people say as well that Pokémon Go is not making people interact with each other,
like, they're not talking to each other like they would normally.
It's like, no, these people probably wouldn't even be outside their house normally.
But they're outside, playing a Pokémon game.
And I've met a shit ton of people that I've talked to because of playing Pokémon, and that's awesome.
So if you're out and about and you see people on their phones and everything, don't make fun of them because of it...
You should just... be- be sad that you're not part of it.
Which is probably what a lot of it is- that they don't understand it and they just make fun of it...
which kinda sucks. I mean, I'm having fun with it.
I've seen so many other people having fun with it- people walking around.
I've gotten more exercise because of its, so be nice to the Pokémon Go-ers.
If you see somebody walking into a car, or walking into a pole,
or walking into you on the street because they're playing Pokémon Go, then I can understand because
people need to be aware of their surroundings, but still,
don't be an asshole.
If Pokémon Go isn't gonna work, imma play a REAL Pokémon game.
Strangely enough, this is the first Pokémon game I've ever played.
Well, not the Red version.
But the Blue version
and I loved it- I used to have it on my original Game Boy.
And I love the fact that now it's on the 3DS,
so people can experience it as well.
It's awesome- I love this game!
Ahh, look at me go!
Aww, I'm so tiny!
Yeah!
Lemme see...
What Pokémon do I want?
You know what, I don't even need to see the others.
Pokémon Charmander- Hell. Yeah.
This Pokemon is really energetic-
Maybe I'm a Charmander.
My ass is on fire all the time...
Oh no! Charmander's defense fell!
What am I gonna do?
AHHH SQUIRTLE NO!
I got my Charmander killed. I'm a terrible trainer.
*sigh* My Poké adventure hasn't gone well today.
I came back out at night time hoping it would work better because it's worked better like that the last couple of days...
If you come out at night time it's fine, but I just keep getting this shit.
"Failed to get information from the server."
Or- That, or it just says "failed to login" exactly when I click it... so...
I don't think we're going to be Pokémoning much more tonight.
Which sucks, I wanted to get a lot more recorded.
I mean, at least I caught a Golduck earlier,
that's cool.
But I wanted to get so much more in the game, and now it's just... The video is going to be a bunch of clips of me making stupid jokes.
I guess that's what every video I make is.
I want it to work!
*tired voice* Poookémon.. gotta crash 'em all... gotta crash 'em all...
Pokémon... *crying*
Cause I was so- I swore I was gonna be the best that no one ever was...
It's because I didn't have the hat backwards today.
If I had the hat backwards like Ash- If I just channeled my inner mash ketchup- I would've caugh-catched all the Pokermans!
*fakes crying*
I'm home! I didn't catch them all... sorry.
I really wanted to. The game was really broken today.
It's not normally like that- It's usually.. If it's broken during the day, it usually works at night time.
And then it's fine, and then you go out and catch everything you want, you can put down your lures and everything.
But today it just didn't work, I dunno, maybe their servers got hammered, maybe something happened,
I have no idea, but it was a fun- it's a fun video to record anyway, I think!
I had a bunch of fun recording all those shots,
and dicking around, and just, being outside for a change, and recording something outside instead of sitting in my chair all the time.
It's nice to be out, and everyone seems to like them as well.
Everyone seems to like seeing stuff outside and- and seeing- seeing my LEGS!
I actually have legs- they're awesome, they get me around the place! Ahw, I love you legs!
Anyways, thank you guys, so much for watching this video.
If you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
And, high fives all 'round! *wha-pish, wha-pish*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes, in the next video!
*outro*
*Bonetrousle plays as Jack runs up to the screen*