- 33 Keebler cookies? Gut Check, please.
- Let's talk about that.
(cheerful music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- And welcome to the final day of the Week of Mega-cality.
- You know, something has been on my mind.
How is it that Keebler cookies have stayed in business
for over 150 years, a century and a half?
Is it that they taste great,
or is there some elvish mind control magic happening?
- Well I think the only way to find out
is to eat every single Keebler cookie in one sitting,
this sitting.
It's time for Gut Check, Keebler Cookies Edition.
All right, so it turns out
there's a lot more Keebler cookie varieties
than we originally would've thought.
33 of 'em.
And we're gonna be tasting all of 'em,
we're gonna rank each on a scale of one to 100
based on our initial gut reaction.
- Then our scores are gonna be added together
to give us the final four top-rated Keebler cookies,
and once we have those top four,
we're gonna taste them all once again,
be a little bit more careful in consideration,
to declare the official Supreme Keeb.
- And since apparently I've been scoring more rationally,
thanks to the children's guide that I was given
a few Gut Checks back,
I've graduated from Kindergarten
all the way up to third grade!
- Look at that, there's two axises.
- [Link] Yeah, it's getting more complicated.
- [Rhett] And we gave you a little rhyme here,
"If you like it more, give it a higher score!"
- And I'm not gonna say that when I initially saw this
a few minutes ago,
that I had to get Rhett to explain it to me.
- Well I wasn't gonna say it either, man,
you didn't have to admit that.
- All right, let's find out if these things are
in their own words "Uncommonly Good."
- [Stevie] Gentlemen, you will be ingesting
quite a few cookies throughout this episode,
so we do have some sparkling water
that you may drink to cleanse your palates with
between each round,
and to help counterbalance the sugar
and keep your stomachs at ease.
Are you ready to cookie?
- Yes. - Yes.
- [Stevie] Our first category today is fudge,
and we begin with Fudge Stripes original.
- Okay.
- You want (indistinct) the whole thing?
- [Helper] I didn't know, I thought you might.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.
This is the Keebler cookie that I know.
I like it.
- 55. - I'll go 61.
- [Stevie] Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes.
- What's the Whoopsy?
- [Stevie] That's the name of the cookie.
- I think it's more fudge, which is better to me, 73.
- Yeah, it's the same thing, 65.
- [Stevie] Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Mint.
- [Rhett] Ooh... - Yup.
There's no stripes.
Whoopsy! You put too much chocolate.
- I love mint, I'm going 80.
Just 80.
- It's growing on me, the whole mint and chocolate thing.
That's a new trend.
44.
- [Stevie] Whoopsy! Cookies & Creme.
- Oh, really?
- That's a little harder.
- It is harder.
- [Rhett] I don't know how to interpret this.
- I gotta get the mint out of my system.
- 48.
- 53.
- [Stevie] Caramel Nut Dreams.
- Caramel?
Ooh, that was...
- I'm not gonna say that Nut Dreams
was my nickname in high school.
- [Stevie] Because you were having them?
- No follow-up questions, please.
- It actually started in middle school.
- That is pretty good, 74. - Probably sixth grade.
I like that.
- Yeah, it's good.
- That might be my favorite so far. 81.
- [Stevie] Coconut Dreams.
- Uh-oh.
Coconut Dreams.
- That tastes like a Girl Scout cookie.
But not as good.
67. I mean it's good.
- 33, I'll give it a Patrick Ewing.
- [Stevie] Peanut Butter Dreams.
- Oh. - Oh, no.
- I don't know if y'all know, but we love peanut butter.
- Man, that was some soft butter.
- Mm-hm. It's a good consistency.
- [Rhett] 83.
- 83.
(Rhett laughs)
- It's his chart, it- - [Stevie] Coconut Dreams,
Fudge Covered.
- Fudge covered. - [Link] Okay.
- We got a good system.
I'm just touching your fingers with my lips.
- What is it?
- I like that okay.
- I don't like this that much. - 65.
- 40.
- [Stevie] E.L. Fudge Original.
- This is the guy.
- Oh.
- This is the main elf.
I think this is about presentation, not taste.
- Well I didn't hardly look at it, it's shortbread, though.
- I mean...
- [Link] That's not bad. 50.
- I was gonna say 43.
- Right down the middle.
- [Stevie] E.L. Fudge Double Stuffed.
- Oh, even more? - The same thing but bigger.
I like more fudge.
58.
- 60.
- [Stevie] Grasshopper.
- What?
- [Stevie] Grasshopper.
- Grasshopper...
- [Link] Is that just mint and chocolate?
- Grasshopper is like a Thin Mint.
- Well I gotta go back to that-
- It's good, but not as good as the other one.
78.
- 29.
- [Stevie] Fudge Sticks Original.
- Fudge Sticks?
- It is a stick.
Ooh, it's light and airy. - It's a wafer!
- I didn't know they did this.
- I'm not much of a wafer man, but I'll eat anything.
49.
- That's boring.
31.
- [Stevie] Deluxe Grahams.
- This is a graham cracker with chocolate on it.
- Needs marshmallow.
- Kind of disintegrated in my mouth,
like it was old or something.
- It's light, I kinda like it, 62.
- 47.
- [Stevie] And that concludes the fudge category,
please sip away.
Up next, we're switching things up, but only slightly,
because this is the chocolate chip category.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Beginning with Chips Deluxe Original.
- Okay.
- Mkay, this is their version of Chips Ahoy.
- That's solid.
Not great, 60. - 48.
- [Stevie] Chips Deluxe with M&M's.
- Oh, there's just an M&M on top.
That makes it more interesting to me. 61.
- I like it less. 43.
- [Stevie] Chips Deluxe Soft 'n Chewy.
- Okay, I know you- - Soft and chewy.
- You like these soft ones.
- I wouldn't call this soft or chewy,
I'd call it stale and questionable.
- 25, I do not like this consistency.
- Yeah. I like it at 26.
- [Stevie] Chips Deluxe Coconut.
- Oh, gosh.
I didn't see any coconut.
- You can kinda taste it. - You can definitely taste it,
especially if you don't like it.
19.
- 48.
- [Stevie] Chips Deluxe Chocolate Chunk.
- Chocolate chunk.
- The chips are more chunky.
- Bigger chunks. That's better.
- 50.
- I'm gonna say that's a 63.
- [Stevie] Chips Deluxe Peanut Butter.
- You guys favor all your peanut butter stuff,
you gotta give it its own category.
- Peanut butter's not doing much in this one.
- Underwhelming. Disappointing.
- 59.
How's that, peanut butter haters?
- I'll give it a 39.
- Oh, look at that. We're unpredictable.
- [Stevie] Soft Batch Chocolate Chip.
- Oh yeah, baby, bring back my childhood.
Mm...
These were my favorite.
But are they still?
- I never liked these. I always ate them.
- 'Cause that's what was at my house.
- Right. 38.
- It's weird-tasting, but for nostalgia,
I'ma give it 85.
(Rhett laughs)
I still like it.
Doesn't taste like a cookie, though.
- It tastes like a process.
- [Stevie] Simply Made Chocolate Chip.
- What is this, like, organic?
- It almost disintegrated when I took a bite of it.
- It tastes better than the normal one.
- It is a good taste, there's a lot of chocolate in it.
- 69.
- 61.
- [Stevie] And that wraps up the chocolate chips category.
The next category is shortbread.
Starting with Sandies Classic Shortbread.
- Good ol' Sandie.
- Mm.
- Boring, but elegant.
It's like an aunt that visits occasionally.
- That makes you feel like you're at the country club.
- Yeah.
- 70, I like that.
- I was thinking 70.
- Yeah!
- [Stevie] Sandies Pecan Shortbread.
- Good ol' Sandie, trying to mix it up.
- Remember Sandi Patty?
- Singer? Yeah.
I'd like to see Sandi's patty.
(crew laughs)
I didn't mean that.
She's a religious singer.
- She's a Christian contemporary singer.
- I didn't know what I was thinking.
- 61.
- 49.
- [Stevie] Sandies Cashew Shortbread.
- Sandie's been up to trouble.
- We need Sandi Patty to sing the theme song
for Sandie's part of the Keebler's.
- 38.
- I thought it was okay. 58.
- [Stevie] And we're finished with the shortbread category,
and Sandie.
- That one was salty.
I wish I would've given that like a 10.
The more I think about it, it was just bad.
- It probably doesn't really matter.
- I'ma stick with my oridge. My gut.
- [Stevie] And now, the miscellaneous category,
starting with Vienna Fingers?
- But not Vienna sausage.
- Vienna fingers.
- I really like this cookie.
- [Link] Why?
- I like this style of cookie.
It's just one of the things that I like.
- Is there a fruit in it? Is that lemon?
- It's slightly lemony.
- 30. - Creme.
89.
- Does it make me look smart when I keep looking at this?
- Yeah, you're very smart.
- [Stevie] Vanilla Sugar Wafers.
- I'm listening.
And I heard that, did you?
It's like biting into a skeleton cartilage.
- Again, I'm not a wafer guy.
It's like eating a construction material.
Like something you would use for insulation.
28. - 27.
- [Stevie] Chocolate Sugar Wafers.
- That'll make it better.
But it doesn't help enough.
34.
- What did I say, last time?
I'll add one to that, 39.
- That wasn't what you said, but it doesn't matter.
- Ooh!
Gets worse.
- [Stevie] Strawberry Sugar Wafers.
- Oh, they're really trying here.
Actually, that makes me perk up a little bit.
- Just because it's different doesn't make it better.
30. - 41.
- [Stevie] Vanilla Wafers.
- But not, oh.
But not Nilla.
- [Stevie] Not Nilla.
- I just took the whole cookie from you that time.
- [Helper] It's small, I thought it would be okay.
- So they tried to get into the Nilla Wafer time?
- But they didn't quite get there.
- No top hats involved.
That's 25.
- It's not that bad, but it's not good.
- 'Cause you know what it's supposed to be.
- 44.
- [Stevie] Danish Wedding Cookies.
- [Helper] This one is small, do you want the whole thing?
- Okay.
I like this wedding cookie thing.
- Does it got powder on it?
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- Danish powder?
- And I'm into Danish weddings, I've been to several.
- The ashes of Danish brides.
Who'd later died.
Been cremated.
- Yup. Yeah, yeah.
- I hate that. 15.
(crew laughs)
- 72.
- [Stevie] Animals Frosted Cookies.
- Damn, which animal is that, a bee?
A hippo.
- These last few rounds, I've been eating the whole cookie
'cause they're so small.
- Watch yourself.
That's fun and frosty.
- It's not bad at all.
- 39. - 59.
- [Stevie] Country Style Oatmeal & Raisins.
- Country style.
Ooh, they go hard in the country.
- I'm in the country.
Oh, I got a raisin.
It's good once you just masticate it fully.
- I'd have another one.
- Yeah.
- 67. - 68.
- [Stevie] Simply Made Butter Cookies.
- Okay. Back to the basics.
- I could go to town on a whole tin of those.
- [Link] Where's the butter?
- That tastes like the ones
that you used to get in the big aluminum circular tub.
I get lost in that stuff, man.
- Seems like it's for old people.
- Yep.
- 48. - My grandma
always shared it with me.
Right up 'til the end.
83. - Was she Danish?
- No, that was earlier.
- [Stevie] Well, boys,
you have now tasted all of the Keebler cookies.
- We did it, I didn't even know we were done.
- [Stevie] So, give us a minute, let us tabulate the scores,
and we're going to come back at you
with the top four cookies
to determine which one is the best of the best.
- We'll still be here.
- Draw me a diagram of a 61.
- We'll still be over here.
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- Dang.
All right, Stevie, what did we end up with?
- [Stevie] Your top four flavors in no particular order are
Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Caramel Nut Dreams.
- Nut dreams.
- [Stevie] Sandies Classic Shortbread.
- Sandie made it to the end.
- [Stevie] And Peanut Butter Dreams.
- Of course the peanut butter nut dream made it.
All right, it's time to deliberate.
Let's look at the Nut Dreams together, shall we?
- Well, you better be careful.
- I mean, between the caramel and the peanut butter...
- I mean, do we even need to taste these
to know which one we like better?
Maybe.
- I wanna be open to it,
because the amount of caramel in this thing, or caramel,
is just the perfect little douse.
- Not only does the peanut butter taste better,
it's a chocolate cookie instead of a vanilla cookie.
- So it is definitely superior,
as long as you like peanut butter a little bit.
The softness of that peanut butter...
They've really done a good thing.
So that on top of that. - I feel like Sandie
just slipped in, I mean, I like it,
but I kinda, I mean,
is Sandie better than a Whoopsy! Fudge Stripe?
- She opens this way.
- Sandie opens from the top.
- It's good. - She's slippery.
- I like it when they market something as an accident.
But you know they did it on purpose.
- [Rhett] Maybe not the first one.
- It's kind of an insult, right?
Whoopsy!
Doesn't that,
I guess that's the connotation of the word whoopsy.
- The thing I like about this- - It's not really an accident.
- I feel like for me, maybe just my house,
if my mom was gonna get Keebler cookies,
she got the Fudge Stripe ones.
And I didn't even know these existed.
- And you're happier because they do.
It's really a question of,
is this better than the other one?
- Are we saying that Sandie's gone?
- Yeah.
She's not gone from our lives.
She's just not gonna be on the pyramid here,
which is amazing.
After this caught on fire in Shrek,
I didn't know that they would regroup.
- I think I know where you were going with this,
and I don't, just tell me if you think
this is not what you were intending.
- [Link] So this is third place here.
- Well once they're out, they're out, I mean.
- Third place, second place.
Yup, Whoopsy goes into second place,
which means, congratulations to Peanut Butter Dreams!
You, my friend, are the Supreme Keeb,
and you get the sash to prove it.
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Gets me every time.
- I tried not to react,
but I did for three seconds before that happened.
Listen, we like peanut butter,
but just try that, and tell me that it's not good.
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