[distant siren wailing]
[clattering]
Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, damn!
[screaming]
[theme music playing]
Megan Thee Stallion, P.I.
[woman screaming]
-[hip-hop music playing]
♪ Give a fuck about a bitch ♪
Hey, hey, hey.
♪ She's a big ol' freak It's a must that I hit ♪
♪ It's a hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪
♪ You know she got it lit ♪
♪ Hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪
♪ Know she got it lit ♪
♪ Hot girl summer So you know she got it lit ♪
♪ Handle me? Who gon' handle me?
♪ Thinkin' he's a player He's a member on the team ♪
[Janine]
Bitch, I knew it!
Ma'am, this is a crime scene, okay? You can't be here.
If this is the work of the Fuccbois, we have every right to be there.
Exactly. Move out of my way.
[sirens wailing]
[Janine] Look at this shit.
Oh, my gosh.
It's everywhere.
So, there's only one way out of this alley way,
but you didn't see anyone leave?
What did you see?
I think you got everything you need from me.
I think I have everything I need.
Ma'am. Ma'am.
We do not need advice from a third-grade wannabe P.I.
We got this covered.
If you would have had it covered,
then the families of the victims wouldn't have to call my ass.
Ignore this asshole. I want a full report in the morning.
You heard her. Move out of the way.
Where did he go?
Who?
The witness.
[Janine sighs]
♪ Fuckin' 9 to 5 niggas With that superstar D ♪
♪ Fuck a superstar, nigga Now I got him ballin' ♪
♪ I caught a jet To get that neck ♪
♪ I told him "Call, don't send no text" ♪
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at an angel before me.
How you doing? My name is Archimedes.
-And you are? -Megan Thee Stallion.
P.I.
Megan Thee Stallion, P.I.
You know, it's funny, I was just with one of your associates
investigating this crime scene.
And what's it to you?
I mean, if you're conducting an investigation, maybe I can help you.
Over some drinks.
I don't date witnesses.
That's cool, I don't date P.I.s.
♪ And who gon' tell him that my Bitch is getting her degree ♪
♪ And when we say it's "Hot girl summer" ♪
♪ We ain't talkin' 'Bout degrees ♪
♪ Who unfollowed me? Like, who don't follow me ? ♪
♪ 'Cause even in your new bitch I can see a lot of me ♪
[wolf howling]
[soft music playing]
[Megan] You better start talking.
It was dark.
Just a bunch of dudes.
Like how many?
Like eight, maybe ten.
Age, height, race?
None of that matters.
Just a bunch of dudes. Nothing special.
You, you're special.
So are you.
Wait, what am I talking about?
Forget all that. Forget them.
Forget the girl.
None of that matters.
Only reason I put the call in was to meet you.
Megan Thee Stallion.
P.I.
Uh-uh. This is going too fast.
No reflection?
What the fuck?
[man]
[inaudible]
[Megan]