Hmm...feels pretty good
I wanna close my eyes, but will that make it look like I like it too much? I don't want to make eye contact though.
Don't moan, Ian do not moan!
There's no way she heard that right, I mean the waters kind of loud and...
Yeah! Okay. I'm sure this happens all the time. I can't be the only guy who
God!
Oh, oh ( Really, man :) )
What was that? (wtf?) nothing, keep going please.
Every haircut ever.
So how's your day going? I'm so sorry, I don't really want to talk while I'm getting my hair cut.
I Toooootally get you. Do not worry. Having a stranger yammering at you and you're gonna relax it's totally the worst.
Especially when I have a job to do, and, it's like, you don't want them to get distracted. You're like 'Hello
I'm here to get my hair cut not be your therapist.'
And plus I had a really bad day yesterday (so...?)
So I don't even want to talk like my uncle's kicking me out of his house
and when I say house
I mean I've been living in his shed for like three months and like technically I'm gonna be a homeless by Friday (just don't Courtney...)
So, you know,Oh my god! I mean, I know right it's like come on. Oh my GOD!
Wow, you really get me do you only get coffee after this?
Men's haircuts are $18 and women's are 49?
Okay, girl. What is we doing today?
So, I just kind of went through a really rough breakup. So I'm looking for a big change
Oh no, baby, what happened?
I found out he cheated on me.
Oh, so we doing some bang
with my sister
and a new collar?
And He Had A Whole Secret Family!!!!!
Girl don't you worry. I know just what you need
And done (wtf?)
It's perfect(?)
I'm gonna burn them all!! (okay!!)
Hold on. Wait?
just shave it. Shave it like Brittany!
Wow. This looks amazing. Thank you.
Yeah. You're welcome
(Laughs)
Hey, it's gonna look like crap in two days when I try to style it myself, huh? (yep)
Absolutely!
Yeah, I'll take a number two on the sides and a number one on the top
What can we do for you fella?
Well, I wanted my hair line dumped but where is the old barbershop?
They moved out and we moved in
Take a seat buddy and we'll get you signed up real quick lack Mon rad. (what?) Oh wait, sir
Well now tell your head back and it'll be a real is he like? Hello. What is it? (deranged laugh)
Why this is a straight razor friend. It's quite simple. All you have to do is
(Cuts Keith's Neck :) )
Careful they don't flip him off now Mac know not to worry. We'll have you write us, right
We have a moose tonic. That should do the trick. Just call the ambulance
Already on it friend.
Choice but a calico there flim flam applesauce!(1880s?)
I really miss the days of the barbershop quartet
All right, man, what can I do for you well
Trying to cut my own hair and I messed it up. I was wondering if you could help?
Yeah, I got you, just take that hat off for me
(Laughs/spitballs hysterically)
400 woman mixer the Clippers yo, check this out. Yo (wtf?)
This - (inaudible) - bag of shit!
Yo bro come here! Come here! Look at this! (jeez dude)
( Insulting him a billion times)
Can you please cut my hair come on man, I'm sorry, we closed like 20 minutes ago. Get your ass up. Go to Floyd's down the street
They still open. Oh god you see that?
His Favorite movie is Holes!
Every haircut ever
When ready and waiting for it's all week!!!
Hoping some bitch with such meet up at work. I didn't wash my hair for a month in preparation for this (relatable...)
Cheer haha, say would you ladies like to go out for a milkshake or perhaps a pop?
(giggles)
Or maybe some ketamine
The what is we doing today? Umm... uh... ARGHHH
What can we do for you fella
Guys no, that's the joke
That's another level joke. Yeah, that's so good. That's the get out joke
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