[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
KUMAIL NANJIANI: You'd think Google would
have a better room than this.
I thought there would be an awesome movie theater,
and most people are on the floor.
[PLAYING BAGPIPES]
CONAN O'BRIEN: Stephen, thank you
for playing music usually reserved
for a fireman's funeral.
That's creating a really nice atmosphere for me right now.
CHRIS PRATT: Because you're there,
and you're surrounded by alien makeup extras.
And you're on this amazing set outdoors.
You know it's literally costing at least thousands of dollars
a minute if not more.
SPEAKER 1: Yeah, yeah.
CHRIS PRATT: And they're like, OK, no, do the running man
more.
And you're like-- oh my god, if this doesn't work,
it's going to be super embarrassing.
VIN DIESEL: Someone in a Iron Man outfit
asked me the question, how did I envision my relationship
with Marvel would be?
And then the next day, Kevin Feige was there.
And they asked him the same question.
And then two weeks later, Kevin Feige called me and said,
you want to play a tree?
[LAUGHTER]
LADY GAGA: I do spend a lot of time
on Google, looking for fan videos and messages.
And I'm doing wonderful today.
And I would say that the only reason I ever
mention that people don't ask me how I am genuinely
is because it took a lot of bravery
to get to where we are today.
A lot of people see glasses, and shoulder pads,
and crazy outfits.
And over the years, it was very difficult to do interviews
because that's all people would talk about.
SADHGURU: People think by changing attitudes,
their consciousness will change.
No.
By changing attitudes, certain actions will change.
yes, positive, beneficial, but it is not truly transformative.
JESSE VENTURA: But they wanted it to be an income tax rebate.
Well, an income tax rebate means you
got to declare it, which means then it's part of your income,
which means the federal government's going
to take a third of it.
And I thought, this isn't the fed's money.
It's ours.
So I did it and was successful in a sales tax rebate.
SPEAKER 2: Now, I want to explore--
STEPHEN COLBERT: Did anyone--
SPEAKER 2: And everyone thought--
STEPHEN COLBERT: Did anyone recognize--
I'm sorry I'm stopping you in the middle of asking me
a question.
But it's Google, and there are no rules.
[LAUGHTER]
I've been told--
I've been told I have to keep my pants on, but that's it.
RYAN REYNOLDS: Walking into Comic-Con,
everybody's laughing and smiling.
And Rhett Reese, and Paul Wernick,
and Tim Miller, the director, and everything,
they're all just laughing and backslapping.
And I just am sheet white and terrified
because I have no idea how--
I'm too close to it.
So--
Then when our presentation played,
we showed them about three or four minutes of the movie.
And it finished.
And they were all on their feet.
And then they were-- they started
chanting, one more time, one more time.
And on the side stage, I looked over there.
And I could see the studio head who
had waited 10 years to green light
the movie just looking at me with this smile on her face,
like, well, there you fucking go.
KUMAIL NANJIANI: Yeah, I went on Bing by mistake once.
And it said you-- just go to Google.
[LAUGHTER]
SPEAKER 3: When I set up my first email account,
I didn't understand what it was.
So when I shared my email address with my friend,
I was like, yeah, it's www.cucumber_cutie@hotmail.com.
And--
KUMAIL NANJIANI: I'm so sorry-- a couple of questions.
MADHURI DIXIT-NENE: For me, life is not all about just
my profession, or just acting, or just dancing.
It's just experiencing every day the different kind of things
you have to go through, the situations,
and how you deal with them, and the life lessons.
I love to live my life, basically.
SHAH RUKH KHAN: I don't think there is anything more
important than education.
I'm very keen that my kids are very educated.
And now, with technology and the accessibility--
there used to be a time and still is,
I'm sure, to specifically specialize in XYZ,
and you have to be a scientist.
You have to be a doctor.
You have to be an engineer.
And those things are important.
But I think the overall development
happens when you can educate yourself in a more round way.
And I think technology can help there.
I don't want-- I'm not saying it because I'm here.
But I feel I don't need a teacher or books
since Google has been there.
Yeah--
[CHEERING]
[PLAYING PIANO]
[PLAYING UKULELE]
KELLY MCGONIGAL: Right, we think, OK, I
have to sit down and force myself to meditate.
I have to work out.
I have to say no to the donut and eat something that
has fiber in it for breakfast.
RICHARD WOLFF: Corporations, boards of directors,
and major shareholders have decided
to take the profits that everyone helped to produce.
By the way, do you know how we know that everyone
helps to produce the profits?
You know how that happens.
That happens every year, the proof of it
at the Christmas party.
That's when the chief executive, a little wobbly from too much
punch, gets up on a chair and thanks
everybody for the contribution every person in this firm made
to our successful year.
[PLAYING UKULELE]
MARIE KONDO: [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
INTERPRETER: It often happens when
you are going through old photos or mementos, the items you
were given from my mother, it always
stops you from organizing.
MICHAEL CREMO: To keep things honest,
I'm a researcher in human origins for the International
Society for Krishna Consciousness.
And my research is inspired by my studies
of the ancient Sanskrit writings in India.
[PLAYING UKULELE]
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS: The divine right
of kings and the whole long tradition of civic repression
combined with religions known as theocracy,
we have created in the United States
the only country in the history of the world written
on founding documents testable, organized works in progress
based on the theory of human liberation
and the only constitution in the history of the world that
says that there shall be a separation between the church
and the state.
God is never mentioned in the United States Constitution
except in order to limit religion, and keep it out
of politics, and put it under legal control.
[PLAYING UKULELE]
FRANK ABAGNALE: Because I was raised
in a great country, where everyone gets a second chance.
I owe my country 800 times more than I can ever repay it
over these past four decades.
That is why I'm at the FBI today,
32 years after the federal court order expired
requiring me to do so.
I have turned down three pardons from three sitting presidents
of the United States because I do not believe,
nor will I ever believe that a piece of paper
will excuse my actions, that only in the end,
my actions will.
[PLAYING UKULELE]
CHRIS VOSS: I was-- one of my first negotiations
after I got trained on a hotline was with the woman who
is now ex Mrs. Voss.
And I learned on the hotline that when you heard anger
in somebody's voice that you would say, you sound angry,
and it would make it go away.
And it was like magic.
It worked for me on the hotline all the time.
And someone calling on a hotline,
there's going to be anger that's going to be driving
them one way or the other.
YUVAL NOAH HARARI: We are still just
at the tip of this revolution.
Because it's present whether it's Google and Facebook
and Amazon, or whether it's the government
or whatever-- they are trying to understand people mainly
on the basis of what I search, what I buy, where I go,
who I meet.
It's all external.
The really big revolution, which is coming very quickly,
will be when the AI revolution and machine
learning and all that, the infotech revolution,
meets and merges with the biotech revolution
and goes under the skin.
[PLAYING UKULELE]
[APPLAUSE]
JAKE SHIMABUKURO: Hey, thank you very much.
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