- [Announcer] Please welcome journalist
and cultural attache from Kazakhstan, Borat Sagdiyev.
(audience applauding)
(speaking foreign language)
- I am very honored to be here with you.
I am told the president of US and A is here.
(audience laughing)
Where are you Mr. Trump?
(audience laughing)
Oh!
You don't look so good.
Where have your glorious big belly gone?
(audience laughing)
And your pretty orange skin have become pale.
(audience laughing)
Before I proceed, I must say I'm very upset
about the antisemitism in US and A, it not fair.
Kazakhstan is number one Jew-crushing nation.
(audience laughing)
Stop stealing our hobby.
Your Kanye, he tried to move to Kazakhstan
and he even changed his name to Kazakhstanye West.
(audience laughing)
But we said no, he too anti-Semitic even for us.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
But the reason I here is to make congratulation
to Irish rock and roll band by the name of Me Too.
(audience laughing)
I have a message for you from my Premier.
It is hot off the fax.
(audience laughing)
(speaking foreign language)
(audience laughing)
It translate to mean,
please remove your wretched album from my new iPhone six.
(audience laughing and applauding)
Your band fight oppression around the world.
Stop it!
(audience laughing)
Do not come to Kazakhstan
with your goody-two shoes meddling
or you will be placed on our new stretching machine
and your bodies will move in mysterious ways.
(audience laughing)
This was another word play
for purpose of entertainment, yes?
Now I will sing one of your Irish shanties.
(audience laughing)
I hope you enjoy my voice, Mr. President.
(audience laughing)
(U2's "With or Without You" playing)
This song is about the difficult choice
facing our beautiful planet.
♪ With or without you ♪
♪ With or without youse ♪
Everybody sing along.
What the problem?
They loved this at Mar-a-Lago.
(audience laughing) (music cuts out)
I use my fingers bell.
(upbeat European electronic music)
The hedge-watching man.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
- Thank you.
I love US and A.
I love you, too.
(upbeat music)