- I got you something to help with your new,
little baby sister.
My ED baby line is currently available at buybuy BABY.
I'm gonna send you home with my crib, my stroller,
all kinds of items from my collection.
And this is all for your little sister.
(audience applauding)
♪ See the line where the sky meets the sea ♪
♪ It calls me ♪
♪ One day I'll know ♪
♪ How far I'll go ♪
(imitating chicken squawking)
He says that!
- [Dad] The chicken was singing it?
- Yeah!
Chicken that's terrible.
(crunching on chip)
You're smacking.
Ew.
Don't smack.
Go like this.
It's very man-like and ladylike.
You know what happens when you do it like this,
you'll turn into a cow.
- I'm not gonna be Carson forever?
- Nope!
As long as you do this.
You'll be Carson.
But if you do that, you'll be a cow.
- I'm turning into a cow, moo!
- [Dad] It's time for June's breakfast.
Good morning JunieBear!
You're just waking up.
Claire do you wanna give her her drops today?
- Yes!
- So, today Claire is going to try out giving
June her vitamin drops.
- I'm so excited!
I don't really need help.
- I want a vitamin!
- [Dad] Junie's vitamins are drops.
- They're little drops!
So our big kids take Zarbee's vitamins and I love them
as their mom because they don't have any of the
artificial colors and flavorings in the vitamins.
My pediatrician told me to give her Vitamin D drops.
I lucked out because Zarbee's actually has them!
And I really do love the brand.
They're completely colorless and they don't
taste like anything, so, they don't bug June.
- And she doesn't even know something's in her mouth!
- She doesn't even know, huh?
You can get them anywhere, Target, Walmart, wherever.
So, we really like them.
- Open your mouth!
- Put in a little bit at a time.
Good, now a little bit more, hang on, let her swallow that.
You like that, June?
She thinks that's good!
Good job, June!
You're doing great, Claire!
(Claire laughs)
She's so stretched and she's like,
I just woke up!
- [Dad] Good job Junie!
So healthy!
♪ It's time to go to sleep ♪
♪ My baby ♪
♪ Climb upon ye sister's knees ♪
♪ Play time is over ♪
- [Mom] Are you ready for your vitamin?
- Yeah!
- [Dad] Carson, did you eat your vitamins?
Eat your vitamins?
- I'm gonna turn into a cow if I chomp them!
- [Dad] Alright, I've got a surprise for you, Claire.
- Carson, Dad has a surprise for us!
- [Dad] All of the stuff from Ellen came, finally.
We get to open it all up.
- Yay!
Ellen!
Ellen got you some drums, so you can learn how to
be a drummer and play in our bands!
- [Dad] Yeah.
Open that--
- Yay!
- How on earth did you sleep through all of that?
- Thanks!
(upbeat music)
(all mumbling)
- [Dad] Here's more packages.
- Baby shoes. - That's baby shoes!
Baby tights!
Baby socks!
So many baby socks!
Sheets!
Blanket!
(Carson mumbling) Blanket?
- Let's open that huge one!
It's a mattress.
I like it!
- Feel good?
- This is a good bed!
(mumbling)
- This is the last one.
- Bubble wrap!
- Whoa, a jigsaw puzzle!
- [Mom] Oh, we love those!
- Ellen!
- [Mom] Did you get a Dory?
(banging drums)
- Look at all these books!
Finding Nemo.
- [Mom] And Finding Dory!
- I've always wanted to read this one!
- I want to play the drum while sissy sings!
- [Mom] That's a great idea!
(Carson banging drums)
I think June hears that drum!
- Claire has been practicing her ukulele like crazy!
'Cause we made a little bit of a deal,
what was our deal, Claire?
- If I finish Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and practice
it, I could get an Oreo shake.
- Once you can play the whole song with the metronome,
we get an Oreo shake.
- I gotta take this drum to Carson, is this a real drum?
- [Dad] Yeah.
You think Carson will play the drum while you play it?
- Yeah!
Hey Carson!
Would you like to be my metronome for
60 beats per minute?
Drum when I play, 'kay?
(both playing instruments)
♪ Twinkle twinkle ♪
That's your drum!
When I go
♪ Little star ♪
(Carson banging drums)
Do a little quieter.
♪ Like a diamond ♪
♪ In the sky ♪
♪ Twinkle twinkle ♪
♪ Little star ♪
♪ How I wonder ♪
♪ What you are ♪
Carson actually set the metronome!
- [Dad] He has a good metronome, Cars!
Good job buddy.
Alright Claire, let's go make a real
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star video and then we'll
go get our shake.
Good plan?
- Oreo shake!
- [Carson] Yeah!
- Real quick, I'm gonna clean up our
little mess, here.
And I'll set it up.
And then we'll get the video, okay?
(upbeat music)
Today's the day we're gonna make our
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star video, right?
- Alright, let's do it!
- I'm gonna sit over here, you can do
your own take.
Just like you did before.
(upbeat music)
(Claire mumbling)
- Hi guys!
Today, I'm gonna play a song, today.
It's called Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
We really hope you subscribe to us.
- [Dad] It's time to win your award.
Let's go, let's go!
- Yeah!
- Okay, guys, someone just tagged me on a post
on Facebook, "Hey Dave Crosby, I found your drone.
Message me and I'll get it back to you."
- [Mom] Stop it!
- Someone found it!
They found my drone in a tree!
- They're gonna bring it?
- [Dad] I don't know!
- Are they going to bring it to you?
Hey Carson, did you know Dad's drone
was stuck in a tree?
Somebody got it out!
Somebody got the drone out of the tree!
It fell down but it's damaged now.
It's broken.
But Dad, Dad's gonna fix it!
Dad's gonna fix the drone!
- Oh yeah!
- And then we can fly it again!
- Jim Jepson, at Universal Studios, found my drone.
Jim Jepson you are the best person ever.
- Jim Jepson.
Jim Jepson.
- Jim Jepson.
That's a name that will live in infamy
on this channel forever.
Jim Jepson.
- What if he doesn't want his name on the channel?
- I'm sorry Jim Jepson.
- How did he get it out?
Did it fall or something?
- I don't know how they got it!
Jim Jepson.
Remember how sad we were that we lost my drone?
That's so cool!
- Is that the best news you've ever heard in your life?
- [Dad] Yes.
- Why's it so awesome?
It's just things.
We don't care about things.
- [Dad] My own words backfiring on me.
Yeah that's true, it's not like super important,
but it's still cool.
- And we can have fun with it again!
- [Dad] We sure can!
- And you didn't leave it!
- You're right.
Well I was gonna go get it next time
we went to LA but someone already got it for me.
- He got it!
Now he can ship it to you,
now he can ship it to you, and then you can get it back.
- You're right, but guess what Claire, this night
is not about me and my drone.
This night is about you.
Wanna know why?
- Why?
- 'Cause you work so hard, and you work
so hard to practice your chords.
And now you know five chords and you know all of one song,
and you play the whole thing from beginning to end
and did awesome!
Now it's time to get an Oreo shake for Claire.
- Dad, I'm so excited that you got your drone back.
- I'm so excited that you are a uke player!
- I'm gonna ask them to order a
split half in two cups, so one for Davie Crosby.
- [Dad] Okay, let's go.
(upbeat music)
- Oh my goodness!
- [Dad] What?
- This is not very busy!
(upbeat music)
Dad these smell!
They're real flowers!
- These do smell good!
- Looked over on the ground and guess what I found
on the ground.
Now it is damaged.
The camera's messed up.
The battery still works, I put the battery
in and the lights lit up, so it's all good.
Anyways, I'm gonna try and get this video to you.
- How awesome is that?
Jim, thank you so much for saving my drone.
(upbeat music)
- I see a cherry!
- Dong Shang is here!
- Where?
- Dong Shang from work, he's one of my partners at work.
He's here.
We should go scare him.
- [Claire] No!
- [Dad] Should we go scare him?
- No, that'd be rude.
- [Dad] Rude?
- Rude, we can just say hello.
- Oh my gosh!
You scared me.
(laughing)
What's up?
- [Dad] Waddup man?
Hi guys!
She learned a song on ukulele, so she got a shake.
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
- Oh Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, okay.
- [Dad] Alright guys, we'll see you.
- Bye bye. - Bye!
What the? - For Carson and mom!
- [Dad] They brought us two more shakes.
- For Carson and mom!
- [Dad] How did that happen?
- Oh my goodness!
- They kind of messed up our order
so I went and talked to them and when we got back here
all of a sudden there's two more shakes.
(upbeat music)
- [Dad] We can just put it in the freezer
and save it for tomorrow.
So you're not too late for bedtime.
- I don't agree.
(Dad laughs)
- [Dad] Okay.
- The next thing we know,
there's two more extra milkshakes.
- [Mom] Really?
- Yeah!
- [Mom] That you didn't order?
- It's crazy!
We said two milkshakes, but there was four!
- [Mom] Really?
That's crazy!
- [Dad] So, do you want one?
- Well sure.
You spooked Dong Shang?
- I snook up behind and scared Dong Shang.
- What a weird thing for you to do.
- [Dad] It was weird.
- He thought it was gonna be funny.
I said, Dad, don't scare people, that's rude!
Dad he's sleeping you, you should skip him tonight.
You might need to skip him, he's sleeping.
- [Dad] Sleep good, goodnight.
- [Claire] Goodnight.
(upbeat music)