Cameraman John-
Ah man, that door hasn't been opened in like six months.
Bada-bing bada-boom.
We're going to Maker Faire! 2017, Woo!
Um- Let's uh... ah what the hell? What is that?
Oh no. Yeah. Okay, no.
-Hey where you guys going? We're going to Maker Faire, you wanna go?
-Yeah, anywhere, I'm in. Let's go.
*Car beeps*
Did that say... "not a murderer"?
Times tough? -It's been good, you know. Makin' a few bucks here and there.
Maker Faire is like a fair... for makers.
How do you make a vlog?
Uh... this is going to be an adventure, probably a boring one.
Probably... probably fun.
...Probably boring.
Get your hand out of my face.
Let's be real for a second, the sign that says "I'm not a murderer"...
I actually didn't think you were a murderer until I saw the sign. Also, what's with the spelling?
It's all like, crooked and backwards, the letters and stuff... -Um...
The top part looks good, but in the bottom, it looks like one of those weird ransom notes.
We're going to the Instructables Headquarters on Friday, I'm going kind of fast,
and then we're going to Maker Faire Saturday, Sunday, and uh...
So Thursday... I don't know, we should just- we should do cool stuff Thursday.
-Can I come? No.
Yeah... just don't murder anybody again. I know you killed s- I know you killed someone.
So I think it's underneath, and it's like... the... this side, the back, behind your belt.
[William] -I think it's just burning oil.
*Loud eating sounds*
William Osman's Channel sucks. It's good, it sucks. It's good, it sucks-
Are you allowed to fly a drone outside of the car while driving in the car?
What if you fly the drone inside the car while driving the car?
*Drone whirring* Aah!
I already spilled it all over my shirt, I dont want to spill in the car.
Bass Pro shop. This is like... America condensed into a single super center.
-Whenever I have people come down, I bring them here.
How quickly do you think they'd kick you out if you dived in there to catch a bass. A base.
Hello. You will all be free soon.
They look kind of scary actually. I think we should let them stay in the tank.
I kind of want a gun. How much is it- how much- *laughs*
I shouldn't actually own a gun after asking a question like that.
*Laughter*
Welcome to the jungle.
I'm William Osman, and this is America!
*Silence*
-You gotta say "Pull." Oh.
Pull!
*Gunshot*
Uh, I-
-Niiice, dude! I killed it!
*Gunshots*
Boo! Boo!
Pull.
It's the stance, man.
Ok, there you go.
*Gunshots*
[Offcamera] -He's always hungry.
Aww!
Wow, that's a lot of bees.
So I'm like actually slightly uncomfortable right now with all these bees. They haven't done anything *yet*,
[Offcamera] -He's getting chased by *one* bee.
He's getting chased by a bee, are you serious? Lookit, he's running from a bee.
-It's still on you.
*Laughter*
Maybe he thinks you're cute!
*Bees buzzing* Aah!
Oh my god, aah! Aah! *Layered screaming*
Aaaaah.
*Gasp for air* Aah-
This place is pretty awesome.
Look at, like, the cables, it like shoots off onto the concrete.
-That's the one that... we're gonna take.
What is that, like... 8 ft in diameter? -Yeah.
The trolley museum's really cool! The trolleys themselves suck. It's seven dollars to go a quarter-mile. Half-mile?
How far is that, 20 minute walk... 1 mile? Make angry faces at them as they drive by.
There's some things in life that shouldn't be cheap, and I think oysters is one of them.
*Eating sounds* *Laughing*
This is really cool.
His hair looks like it's been glued on.
End of the trail!
It blows air? I paid a quarter for it to turn a fan on?
-You got had.
"Old English Execution". Or, no, sorry, it's just "English Execution". -Not old.
Okay, the doors are opening. Haha, this is pretty gruesome.
-Oh damn. They gonna murder him?
Why would they bless them before they murder them?
Aah!
High Power? -If you're gonna do it, you gotta do it.
I don't understand, what do I do?
-You hold on for as long as you can.
It just vibrates?!
This is stupid!
Our quarters combined.
That one's way better than the other one!
"Have grandma tell you your fortune, past and present". Why would you want your past fortune?
Are these my last 2 quarters?
She needs some lotion on her eyes... and face in general.
"Round and round the ball will spin, until it draws good luck and I can foretell for you good luck in a month or two."
Take it back.
Parking ticket, no parking ticket. Parking ticket, no parking ticket, no parking ticket. Yes.
A mechanical squid.
Maker activities... tent. It's a tent.
A miniature train set. -Hey, you're not supposed to be in here.
A giant robot.
I don't- I don't really know what this one does. It makes weird noises though.
This one's Magic.
A food truck.
Yogurt- free Yogurt on a hot day.
Information.
A liability form so we can play with...
Bubbles...
Bubbles! Oh my god, what am I doing wrong?
John- John- you just- that's my bubble!
3d printers! -Hey... what are you doing here? Who are you?
Fancy laser cutters.
Knitting. I have no idea what I'm doing.
*Dance music*
Legos.
Giant sword!
Giant gun!
Give me the sunscreen- I need the sunscreen, I do I am way too white for this sun, I need- give me the sunscreen!
Give it- No, stop stop stop stop. Stop it. Stop it.
Giant Bop-it.
Food court.
A four-Color printing press. This is pretty cool, really cool actually.
Dinosaur and Jesus!
If Jesus was a dinosaur! Uh... or is that... I don't really know if that's...
Is that Jesus?
Cameraman John's replacement.
A drawing scooter they said I'm too fat to ride.
Ah!
The heat and passion that used to live in my cold, dead heart.
Underwater submarine.
An epileptic nightmare.
Giant asparagus!
Shop time. -What are you doing? You got something on your...
[Offcamera] -There you go.
You need sunscreen? -No I don't! I-
Good, cause this is sunscreen.
Bob. I like to make stuff.
You're damn right it's cats.
Stuffed animals which have been gutted and turned into musical instruments.
Balloon snake!
Hiss!
A balloon cat!
Line for the drinking fountain.
A... virtual girlfriend?
Magical space umbrella.
World's greatest paper airplane.
Chicken car.
Chicken kebab.
Backwards bicycle.
Metal cat.
Melty cat! Meow meow meow meow!
*Intense music*
Unicorn horns.
Well, that's it. Maker Faire was fun. And uh, I gotta get a new car.
-What are you doing? We're going to punch this with a robot, you're gonna die!
I'm so sorry. -Get outa here!
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
Uh, hello, I'm back and now we're doing compounding Patreon giveaways!
Melty cat, balloon cat, and unicorn horn giveaway compounding Patreon. Get it... girl.
*Laughter*
[Offcamera] -Firing in 3, 2, 1!
What!
-I know, right?
I am from the future!