[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Insects chirping ]
-Psst!
Justin, are you asleep?
-No.
No, I'm awake.
I had like seven Charleston Chews.
-Me too. I can't get to sleep.
Hey! You want to play Two Truths and a Lie?
-Yeah!
Wait. How do you play that?
-It's easy.
You say three things, but only two of them are true,
and I have to guess which one's the lie.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Ready? -Uh-huh.
-I love sleepaway camp...
-Uh-huh.
-...s'mores are my favorite snack...
-Uh-huh.
-I don't secretly wish I was in Color Me Badd.
-Um, the last one's a lie.
-[ Laughing ] Yeah.
Don't tell anybody.
♪ Ooooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪
-I wish I was in Boyz II Men.
♪ No-ooh ♪
Hey, I got an idea.
You want to sing that song we heard on the radio today?
-Oh, you mean...
"What's Up?", by the 4 Non Blondes?
Yeah! I love that song.
But remember... -What?
-We got to keep it down.
'Cause it's after lights out.
-Okay.
♪ 25 years, and my life is still ♪
♪ I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope ♪
♪ For a destination ♪
-♪ And so I wake in the morning, and I step outside ♪
♪ And I take a deep breath, and I get real high ♪
♪ And I scream from the top of my lungs ♪
♪ What's going on?! ♪
♪ And I said, Hey, yeah, yeah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I said, hey ♪
♪ What's going on? ♪
[ Whistle blows ]
-Now, boys...
I --
Boys, I need you to stop the ruckus, okay?
I need you to stop the ruckus now, all right?
-I'm sorry, Mr. Fletcher.
We were just singing a song.
-Just singing a song? Is that what you were doing?
'Cause it sounds like you were just drowning in a lake.
But you guys aren't drowning, are you?
You're clowning, okay?
So, listen up, you little Bozo the Clowns!
Plural.
After lights out, it means you guys have to go to sleep,
or you're gonna lose your Snack Shack privileges.
All right? And a little birdie told me...
[ Whistles ]
...that tomorrow, they're gonna have every kind of soup.
I mean, everything.
-E-Everything?
-Everything, Justin -- all the way from beef barley
to chicken...barley.
-Sorry, Mr. Fletcher. -Okay.
-We'll go to bed. -Yeah.
-That's better.
Good night, guys.
Go to sleep.
-Hey, did Mr. Fletcher look different to you?
-Yeah, way more theatrical.
-[ Laughing ]
Well, let's just try to get to sleep.
-Okay.
Hey. Good night, Jimmy.
-Good night, Justin.
[ Humming to the tune of "What's Up?" ]
-♪ ...and I get real high, and I... ♪
-♪ Scream at the top of my lungs what's going on? ♪
♪ And I said, Hey, yeah, yeah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I said, hey, what's going on? ♪
[ Whistle blowing ]
[ Whistle blows rhythmically ]
-Did I just not say no more ruckus?
Guys, I don't want to hear a ruckus,
I don't want to hear a fruckus, druckus,
I don't need to see a bruckus!
I want nothing, okay?
-Okay, all right.
-None of the -uckuses.
-Okay. -No ruckus.
-All right, no ruckus.
-In fact, the only sound I want to hear from you two
is the gentle, sweet sound of snoring.
Okay? That sounds like this.
[ Snoring, whistling ]
Okay? You understand?
-Sounds like a really heavy bird, but...
-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mr. Fletcher.
-Okay, well, don't be sorry, Jimmy.
Just be quiet.
Okay? I'm begging you, to t...
[ Whistle blows ]
You just need to be quiet, okay?
Now, guys, I've got to get --
-You okay, Justin? -You okay?
-Yeah, it's allergies.
-I see.
-I think he's allergic to nuts.
-I, uh... I've gone a little insane.
I thought I could stop light.
[ Laughter ]
Listen, guys, I also need my sleep, okay?
'Cause I got a bunch of problems
going on in my life right now, all right?
-What? What happened?
-What's wrong with you?
-I'm sorry, I just --
I "accidentally" rubbed poison ivy
all over my nut sack.
-Uh, why did you put "accidentally" in air quotes?
-Justin, just stop the ruckus.
Please just stop with the ruckus.
-Just seems -- Just seems weird, but okay.
All right. -Can you stop the ruckus?
-Yeah.
-Now go to sleep, guys.
Just go to sleep!!
I'm sorry.
You're my sweet princes, and I love you dearly.
Okay.
-Wow.
You know what, though?
Mr. Fletcher, as weird as he is, is right.
We should go to bed.
-Yeah.
Hey -- Hey, Justin?
-Yeah, Jimmy?
-Best friends forever?
-[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Best friends forever.
-♪ Oh-ay, oh-ay ♪
-Justin, did you just hear that?
-♪ Oh-ay, oh-ah ♪
-There it is again!
It's coming from outside the cabin.
-Wait. It couldn't be.
-Is that...
Billy from Camp Buttonwood?
-Hey.
It sure is me.
It's me.
-How did you get here? -Oh, it was easy.
I took 89 to Mountain Borough and got off at 7A.
I took 25 the rest of the way.
-Really?
-No, stupid, I'm 12.
I kayaked.
-You're 12? -Yeah.
-Why do you have a beard?
-I didn't when the sketch started.
[ Laughter ]
-What was that song you were singing outside?
-Oh, just a little something that's called
"The Rhythm is Gonna get You,"
by Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine.
-Oh, yeah. I love that song!
-Hey, do you guys want to sing it with me?
-Okay! -Okay.
♪ Oh-ay, oh-ay-oh ♪
-♪ Oh-ay, oh-ay ♪
-♪ Oh-ay, oh-ah ♪
-♪ Oh-ay, oh-oh-ah ♪
-♪ The rhythm is gonna get you ♪
♪ Rhythm is gonna get you ♪
♪ The rhythm is gonna get you ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
[ Whistle blowing ]
-Fallon! Timberlake!
Crystal!
-Sorry.
♪♪