- I don't know. Do you smell something?
I don't know. It's like a pine cone sort of a smell.
It's like-
- I don't think I smell it.
- No?
- No.
(laughter)
(orchestral music)
- [Narrator] Hello.
- What's going on? My name is Jarv.
- My name is Shane.
- Hey, I'm Bob.
- [Narrator] How many kids you got?
- Father of three boys, 24, 22 and 19.
- [Narrator] Do they all smoke weed?
- The oldest one is sober, as I am.
The other two, definitely.
- My daughter, she is 17 and she doesn't smoke.
That's a good thing.
- [Narrator] How do you know?
- You know what? I don't know for sure.
I don't think so, I can kind of tell.
- [Narrator] What does somebody who's high, look like?
- They're just really chill.
Their eyelids at half-mass.
- Red eyes, giggly.
- [Narrator] How do you spot if your own son is high?
- It's very obvious.
You would need a floor Jack to open his eyelids any further.
(narrator laughs)
- You know, when they're at a appropriate age
as long as they have their priorities intact,
you could do what you want.
- I would prefer my daughter not to smoke.
If she did, so be it.
- [Narrator] She'd be like dad.
- Don't be like me but okay yeah. (laughs)
- [Narrator] You ready for the line?
- I guess so.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Come on with it.
How you doing?
- Good, you?
- I'm good.
(laughing)
- Hm, so eyes don't look red.
You are standing in one place,
not moving and concentrating on it seems like.
- What do you like to do in Seattle?
- I'm a workaholic, so I'm usually at the Airport
or in downtown at my jobs.
- Cool.
- What kind of movies do you watch?
- I watch everything.
Horror, asian drama.
- [Narrator] That help you?
- No, that threw me kind of off. (laughs)
- I don't think she's high.
- Yeah, she's not high.
- What does a high person look like?
- Me? Not me. (laughs)
- Not high.
- [Narrator] Not high?
- Workaholic.
- I work at the airport, so I don't know.
- Probably drug testing there, okay.
- [Narrator] Thank you.
- Well, I don't get the answer.
- [Narrator] You gotta wait.
You got to go through everybody.
- Oh I got to go through everybody, all right.
- [Narrator] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, I get it, I get it.
- Do people tend to think that you are high?
- Yes.
- Why is that?
- Tattoos I guess?
- They do have somewhat of a cultural resemblance I guess.
- Take off glasses one time.
What do you do for work?
- I'm an Assistant Administrator Intern.
- Okay, high.
He's got some goals, but he is high.
- Feeling hungry right now?
- Yeah, a little bit, haven't eaten today.
- So like, what's your favorite snack?
- Honestly, I don't really snack, so-
- All right, right on.
- Okay he's definitely high, right now.
(contestants laugh)
He's answering the questions.
He's taking a while.
He's concentrating a lot.
Usually when they focus so hard,
they're under the influence.
- Well spoken, considered answers.
You're not all about snacks.
I don't think he's high.
- It's all right, what's your name?
- Jimmy, what's yours?
- Jarv, Jarv
- Jarv, nice to meet you.
- Tell me about yourself Jimmy.
- Trying to go to school to become a pilot.
You have to have like 2,000 hours
of actual like flight, like simulator thing.
- 2000 hours?
- Yeah.
- He is high right now.
He definitely is looking to the side,
doesn't want to do eye contact
and I definitely noticed that.
He's chewing on the gum ever so much.
Like he's trying to hide it,
Like, yeah man, it might see through
- You look like you can smoke some weed, man.
It looks like you just want chill out.
You know what I'm saying?
What are your hobbies? What do you-
- Game, go to the gym.
- Ah yeah, I think he's high.
What's going on man?
- Not much.
- All right.
What do you do? What's your-
- I'm a barista.
- Okay.
- Get out in the woods lot?
- I don't get out much, but-
- Why don't you get out much?
- It's kind of boring to me.
- All right.
- Do you live with your parents?
- Yes.
- He's not high.
- [Narrator] He's not high?
- He's not high.
- I'm gonna say he's high.
That's not a bad thing, don't feel like mad or whatever.
- Joel here is high.
- Why do you feel that way?
- Because you asking me just now, "Why do I feel that way?"
It took a while.
Took a while to have that sentence come out.
So that's why I feel that way, just to be-.
- Nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- She's high off top and I'm- (laughs)
I mean, when you walked in
your eyes told me that you were high.
Okay, what do you do for, what is your line of work?
What do you do?
- I'm a personal trainer, I work for Lululemon.
I'm also into leasing, so like three jobs.
- I know busy people that still smoke, heavy.
- I would say that she is high.
Just your body language, your mannerisms.
- Boom. Yeah you're high, off top.
- You got me.
- What do you do for fun?
- My biggest hobby is improv comedy,
so like getting up on stage
making stuff up on the spot with friends.
- We're gonna do a little improv.
- And you're gonna use this
to help determine if I'm high or not.
- That's the goal.
- All right. I'm high, and you're giving me news
that shouldn't be funny.
- Son. We're gonna have to cut the cable off in your room,
and you're not gonna be able to stream anymore.
- Okay let's slow down.
- You know the account came back and you're subscribing-
- Dad you gotta relax sometimes.
- I'm relaxed, I think I'm very relaxed.
- I feel like we should stop and smell the roses.
That's what I'm doing.
- You know, the roses are outside son,
and you're gonna actually have to move out,
and find a place to stay, okay?
- And scene.
(contestants laugh)
So based on that?
- I would say he's not high.
- He look high, and that's it.
- Why do I look high?
- It's in your eyes, a little red.
They're pretty low.
He's smiling on a lot.
- I feel like I'm getting interrogated by my dad.
- Yeah, there you go, yeah.
- [Narrator] You can head back.
- I might be wrong about that one.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- [Narrator] Show of hands.
Who did Shane guess correctly?
It was fifty-fifty.
- Mm.
- Okay, all right, all right.
- [Narrator] Raise your hand if Bob guessed you correctly.
- What?
Oh man.
I am-
Geez, I suck
- And you were high?
- Am high.
- Still high, okay.
- How did I not get this?
I don't, okay.
- How long you been smoking weed?
- Over 10 years.
I have arthritis in my wrist.
- Okay.
- Is this like daily or?
- Oh yeah.
That airport job where you didn't think
would get drug tested, they don't.
- They don't drug test?
- How does your family feel about your smoking?
- They don't know.
They think it's just as bad as heroin.
- Oh shit, well that ain't good.
- Yeah, they're very traditional so.
- Are they gonna watch this?
- No.
- Okay. You're gonna just-
- They don't know this show exists.
- Okay.
I don't think it would pop up.
- So mad I got that wrong, okay.
- [Narrator] Well, you got some more wrong?
- Yeah, I know I got.
- [Narrator] Alright, this is the one you got correct.
- So you're not high.
Do you ever smoke?
- I mean, I've tried it like multiple times just cause-
- Just to see what the fuss is about?
- Yeah I just don't like it.
- Do you think weed is bad or just bad for you?
- I just don't like it.
- Okay.
- Eating edible was the worst.
Thirty minutes passed, and we were at the museum.
And I was like, felt like I had no legs.
- Wait, you went somewhere?
- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah see.
- I felt like I had no legs.
My girl had to like drag me out that shit.
- Oh yeah.
- Almost called 9-1-1 to get me.
- Okay. Yeah. You don't need this smoke weed.
That's, yeah no. Leave that alone.
- So I guessed that you were.
- I am.
- You are, all right, so I was right.
- What gave it away?
- You just really chill, mellow. You know what I'm saying?
The excessive gum chewing.
- How long you been smoking?
- Two years now.
- Welcome to the club man, all right.
- How old are you?
- 22.
- And you just started at age 20?
- Okay, why'd you wait?
- My parents told me it was bad.
- Okay.
- And I just-
- Were they right or wrong?
- Wrong.
(laughter)
- You ever smoke with your parents?
- No. Would you ever smoke with your kids?
- Yeah, when they're at the appropriate age.
If they were your age, I would smoke with them.
- Those days are behind me, I think.
- Why'd you stop smoking?
- Alcohol was my drug of choice,
and I just got way too into that.
And when you stop one thing, you gotta stop all of it.
Anyway, so (laughs)
- Did I get you right?
- Yeah. You got me right?
- You don't smoke weed at all right?
- No, I've never smoked weed or done anything like that.
- And do you drink?
- No.
- Oh, okay, so you're like nothing.
- I'm just pure.
- High off life. (laughs)
Pure? (laughs)
- I grew up in like a fundamental religion,
and I've also just never been interested in smoking weed or-
- How old are you?
- I'm 22.
- Interesting, so you still pay attention
to stuff your family says?
- Well sometimes I don't know, they're my family.
- You won't ever try it, not once?
- I don't think I will.
- Okay.
- Do you have sex?
- Uh no.
- I mean, I don't need details, but yeah, I got it.
- Like "Hi mom and dad."
- Did I get you right?
Of course I did cause those eyes,
I told you, she looked high.
- I smoked right before that,
like right before I walked out.
- See?
- And then I was like, I shouldn't have done that.
- Do you smoke? Or is it, do you like gummies or?
- Just about anything honestly, I'll eat edibles.
I don't know if you've tried dabs before but-
- No, that was kind of before my time.
- Well, they're pretty cool.
- Okay.
- How long have you been smoking?
- Since I was in high school.
- Not gonna lie, you look like you're still in high school.
- I know, I get that a lot.
- What do your parents think about you smoking weed?
Do they know?
- I mean, they definitely found my pipe in high school.
- Oh shit.
- And then I told my mom that I light my incense in it,
and I just like stick the thing in it.
- She believes it.
- Yeah, she'll smell it,
And she'll be like, do you smell that animal?
Like she, she does not know.
Everyone else in my family smokes,
so it's like-
- Oh, you got a family who's smoking some?
- Yeah.
- See, great people.
- You guessed I was high.
- And you are not.
- I'm not.
- Yeah, you were kind of mad when I-
tell me about that reaction.
- I wasn't mad, I was surprised.
- I guessed that you were not high
- And you were correct.
You were the first one to get me right.
- You've never smoked before?
I've never smoked before, yeah.
- Wow.
- Why don't you smoke weed?
- My drive and ambition is one of the assets of myself
that I respect most deeply.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And if I do something that will permanently damage that,
like that's something I'm really worried about.
I also really care about my longevity.
I want to live it forever.
- Is that what you've heard about weed?
Like it'll just knock off.
- I've made it this long without doing it.
To start now feels almost like why bother, you know?
- Okay. All right.
You should try weed, you definitely should try it.
But yeah, I'm not-
You already, you got the look.
- From a dad himself, try weed.
- There you go, try it.
Yeah, damn. (laughs)
- The reason I'm chill with my children doing stuff is
because they have to just learn on their own.
If in my opinion, you know things are
going a little sideways, I might say something,
but probably not going to harp on somebody.
- So this is the second dad that says I should try weed.
- Oh, you've never even tried it?
- No, I've never done it.
- Oh all right.
Well yeah, I'd celebrate that.
- You celebrate that I've never done it?
- No, no I would celebrate
if you went and tried it like good for you,
you know, see what's up.
Why not see what the fuss is about?
- I'll think of you if I ever try it.
- All right.
(intense cymbal crash)
- [Narrator] How old were you the first time you got high?
- Thirteen, fourteen?
- [Narrator] Okay, what's too young?
- Anything below like seventeen,
unless okay, that might change too
if he like a kid genius and you know what I'm saying?
Knock yourself out.