are you are you serious don't smile like
that makes you look like an 8 year old
boy who just discovered his first boner
this is your moment
you only get one moment in life it's not
hiding in some cubicle answering some
phone can you handle it yeah
I can handle the moment an artist is the
slipperiest most conniving
on the face of the earth that's why you
have to watch your tushie why at the
same time you make them feel like a star
it's called my you ever been my
before don't think so I'm not
you right now you are can you
feel my dick your mind I can't
really feel anything see that's it
that's the art of it I'm mom the
out of you I'll be wearing a condom
cuz I have a dirty mind that was a joke
there's no time to joke mine is
not no joke
you have to mind Aldous no he's a
drug addict Aaron you have to show him
balance people want to see him up
but they don't want to see him too
up this is up and this is
sober right here that's the perfect
balance right there not here right here
okay do you like his music I love his
music except for an African child that I
would suck no no no you love African
child your mother loves African child
she'd girl first favorite album you love
African child you bought 10 copies on
the first day okay yeah I love African
child soul I do know we don't a lot of
people we don't do that we just believe
in valid truths
okay do you like African child
hello no it's the most racist
condescending ever may the you
callin me a house I look like
African child
oh noes called me a house
no I don't think you're a house n-word
no I want a life African child
but if he asked me if I like African
child I love that I played that
in my
in sleep I wake up to and I brush my
teeth to it I love African child
but no I don't love African child I've
asked me that question again ok
I understand from the minute you touch
down in London you have 72 hours to get
out of snow to the Greek Theatre in Los
Angeles do you understand me
yes definitely your flight leaves in
three hours from LAX please do a good
job
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