ow he's the one that needs to cry you
idiot not me
ah oh yeah i forgot about that crying
stuff
i was just oh hey who's thread no
got it nice
we can't eat soup
can i talk to you for a second no i'm
busy cleaning
that one always kills me do you remember
earlier when i told you i'd never heard
a jiggly ball
i was joking i play it all the time
i like this it's an idiot handle
get off as it happens we're heading out
right now to play some jiggly ball
are you in just say no
jiggle me in all righty you're gonna go
first
please enter the jiggly circle everybody
else
on my signal prepare to throw
bro now
now anyone who caught a jiggle rebound
may step up to the death line
i want you to think of this as a corn
muffin
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there is no such thing as jiggly ball is
there
no i just wish one of my relationships
could be back to normal
looks like someone switched to big boy
pants a little too soon
oh that's that's very clever it looks
like i wet myself
do you actually think that that's funny
good god that's cold look i'm just a
janitor i don't know much
but i do know this you need surgery
what
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i told you nothing to saw oh really
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oh man give it back
all right just tell me why you're
hitting yourself
hmm why are you doing that
you get the feeling we're thinking the
same thing no
we solved your dumb game we've been to
the library
brary troy library
anyway what two coins when you put them
together makes 30 cents and one of them
isn't a nickel
hmm a penny and
a 1972 dime with a roosevelt
imperfection today worth exactly
29 cents
no no no the correct answer is a quarter
and a nickel
uh no because you said one of them isn't
a nickel right
the other one is you lied to me no
it's a riddle
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what the hell it's a riddle
two guys destroyed your bike with a
crowbar and a bat
one of them wasn't me
on the bright side it'll be interesting
to see what it feels like to be a
patient
you know people die here
you're a good friend hmm i do like them
can i have your stuff
bullseye
we're not done with our thing yet are we
no for you
it's all just beginning
that's one for me
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oh that's two there you go sweetheart
now you look more like a doctor and less
like a lap dance
thank you sir
floor is wet you know i liked the way
blonde hair doctor looked
she brightened my day but you don't care
do you
because you're unconscious
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yes he fell i'm gonna get away you know
who i haven't seen today
you looking for that i like you read
about it
come on well
oh good here you're wetting down the
floor for the older folks
please say that you're talking to me
i don't see anybody else around soap
jackie
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that was a mistake why is that because
you're afraid you can't take me
no it's because of this boys
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you know where to take them here to take
me you know who's taking me with them
i don't know i'll have someone from the
psych ward check her out
hey dr dwayne got those batteries you
asked for i was a little anxious because
it was time to change mr beeper's
batteries
all clear to the left all clear to the
right
you can do this he's 100 meters away
it's gonna take him at least 10 seconds
to change those batteries it's not even
a world record pace
ready set go
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hello time
i felt bad for mr mcnair but i was off
until six tonight so i decided to grab a
quick nap in the sun
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hello
how's your day cold
now help him up so he thinks there's
hope for our relationship yet
even though the janitor had basically
kidnapped me when he helped me up i
couldn't help but feel there was hope
for our relationship yet
nobody picked me up in a nice slice of
mom's pie why are you so obsessed with
this
i don't know i think it's cause this
time i wasn't trying to mess with you
really
huh
who would do this to themselves totally
worth it women aren't funny your wife
must have a sense of humor
she's seen you naked oh
don't my cucumber do i call you or do i
just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is me and my most
inviting
thank you and good night