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today marks a new day an exciting new
day but also a terrifying new day today
we move away from clear coffee beverages
into the wider world of ridiculous
coffee beverages drinks that make you
say why why would you do this and I
can't think of a single better product
in the world to start with than what I
have before me so I saw this on Twitter
and immediately put a tweet out saying
could anyone help me get some of this
stuff and one person stepped up very
quickly and helped me out so thank you
Mirko he sent me both these and a
selection of other coffee related drinks
that will maybe make into another review
so Mirko I'm very grateful thank you so
much I saw these and it just broke my
brain I had to have them and now they
are here and I am terrified I'm
genuinely unsure about what's going to
happen and how disgusting it's gonna be
because on paper no why would you you
know at no point have I said a breakfast
with it or orange juice and a cup of
coffee and thought what I need to do is
mash these two things together that
would be great maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm
wrong maybe it's fantastic maybe it's
clever maybe this is a coffee and orange
cold brew coffee which I don't know why
that's not in German
don't don't don't give us that
MIT R&J a Bhagawan debt which i think
means sort of rounded out by orange
juice to me that's a weird thing to
think that orange juice would round out
coffee but who knows let's let's find
out we have a glass with ice because
there is no way we're not drinking this
thing as cold as possible it smells of
oranges I don't know if that's I don't
know what I'm hoping for am i hoping
that this is mostly coffee we're like a
tickle of our enjoy am i hoping I don't
I don't think I hope for anything okay
assume it's coffee colored my mind is is
I don't well is that a clear coffee
beverage have we somehow stayed on track
by mistake I am so confused right now
and weirdly reassured by this I feel
like it's not gonna taste of anything
okay wait hang on a second before I go
in I need to just check the actual
ingredients in this it is cold extract
of roasted coffee ninety-two percent
moving on sugar and 1% orange juice from
concentrate why why why
it smells of nothing actually which is
which is a relief
oh wow it comes like it is waves this
waves of flavor crashing over my face
drowning it in horror it's just wow okay
it's wait okay okay I need to talk you
through what happens here because
there's a lot happening here right now
so first sip you're like oh that's
watery orange juice
cheap orange juice it tastes more like
concentrate than it does like fresh
orange juice and then then it comes for
you this sort of bitter weird slightly
off oxidized coffee flavor just Rises
and you get these little pops of orange
back just like hi I haven't gone away
I'm still clashing horribly with the
taste of coffee I don't know if I hate
my face enough to take a third sip I
don't cuz that's just no I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go back in because it struggle
that is awful this is just disappointing
orange concentrate that that has been
just tainted as if someone has stirred
like a little bit of instant coffee and
by mistake it's just you know like maybe
I put it in a glass that I hadn't rinsed
properly no no no no okay I don't know
why I started with orange because
clearly lemon it's not gonna go uphill
to lemon it's not gonna go better with
lemon okay lemon it is though and this
is cold brew coffee
midotaur never fine at which I think
would mean refined by the lemon juice
refined by the lemon juice okay
I presume this is just gonna smell like
like cheap lemon concentrate that is
that is what I would describe as like a
janitorial lemon made dirtier by the
undertones of coffee in that looks looks
good it doesn't look good I don't know
why I said that that's a ridiculous
thing to say it's most like dirtier like
it like earth yeah
then the orange one did the things I do
for you I feel that that I should praise
this in some way there needs to be some
redeeming feature and I will say they've
got the sweetness about right you know
like but in both of these there's this
sweetness to it that is not overwhelming
definitely needs to be cold but it is
quite a pleasant sweetness their end the
positives moving into flavor again no no
whoo there's like a group of people
signed this off right like a board of
people well like we should make a new
product we should mash up lemon juice
and coffee and a group of other people
weren't very sensible we think we should
do that too and then an RD team did it
and then a group of people work yes this
is delicious
people will buy this and find it
excellent how am i that far away from
other people's sense of taste
I'm like that fussy don't answer that in
the comments down below in fairness the
lemon smelt wrong the lemon taste is is
about as lemony as like a starburst
lemon it's that particular flavor or
style of lemon it's quite soft it's
quite sweet it's it's entirely
artificial even though this is from real
lemons but it just doesn't taste like
lemons
you know it's concentrated it's whatever
the cough
is that the taste of coffee and this one
is substantially less than in the orange
one which i think is a blessing I just
don't get why you would buy this product
I don't get it right like it's not for
the cafe area it's not because you want
caffeinated orange juice because they
say on the side that there's only 15
milligrams of caffeine per 250 mils so
it's not particularly caffeinated why
would you not just have some fresh juice
and a cup of coffee and have a great day
why would you why would you think what I
need is some suspicious sweetened fruit
concentrate sort of mashed up with some
extremely bland mildly unpleasant coffee
flavor I just I don't get it I don't get
it so there we have it
fana coffee and orange coffee and lemon
i have no idea why this exists I respect
the confidence that they put these in
2-liter bottles or boxes or whatever
this is tetra Paks
this was not nearly as bad as I thought
it was gonna be which is good but still
no no don't no no no no thank you so
much for watching and I hope you have a
great day