• From a classroom strip club to a psychotic Spanish teacher, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest things we’ve seen happen
at school.
I’m Pringle The One and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by dakingtortoise Danger Dolan
In middle school, Dolan and a few other friends found their principal jerking it to what looked
like porn.
Was he traumatized?
Probably, since Dolan can't get the image out of his head of jizz going everywhere.
Luckily, the principal got fired but not after a day or two of the incident.
Another time, Dolan and a couple different friends were walking to the library where
they spotted a few empty beer glasses, and their principal sitting on his desk, vomiting.
That was a “pleasant sight”.
Number 9 was submitted by PheonixWeaver Pandora When Pandora was in 3rd grade there was a
restroom right outside her classroom.
In the middle of class, they heard the sound of a kindergartener or maybe a 1st grade boy
crying in the boys’ room.
The teacher went to investigate, and from the classroom Pandora and her classmates heard
him cry, "I can't poop!"
Of course, they all gave each other confused looks, and some kids laughed.
Suddenly, they heard the boy yell, "I need a book!"
Seconds later, the teacher scrambled in looked for a book the boy would be able to read.
Then, out of nowhere, everyone saw the teary-eyed boy standing in the doorway with his pants
half down.
Pandora and her classmates started freaking out and averting their eyes, but the poor
little guy just seem startled and confused.
That was many years ago, and Pandora sometimes looks back on that day and wonders if that
poor kid ever looks back too and cringes in embarrassment.
Number 8 was submitted by ral365 Nixxiom A lot of kids in Nixxiom’s high school openly
mocked the dress code, and the reactions were more than a little strange.
His science teacher saw Hellbent with a shirt that read, "Beer: now cheaper than gas!"
The teacher used yellow duct tape to make an "a" over one of the "e's" to make it say
"bear" instead.
There were several times where students came to class in their pajama pants for no reason.
Gooby came to school sucking on a pacifier, but she got so many weird looks from her peers
that she took it out before the end of the day.
The weirdest was MKyleM who dressed in drag while wearing a wig, and a gown with obvious
spaghetti straps, but no other clothes underneath.
A lot of students thought that was hilarious, but the worst he got from teachers were confused
glances.
Number 7 was submitted by Lily_The_Random Andiemations
Last year in health class, Andiemations and her best friend were listening to a boring
lecture about nutritional foods which nobody else was listening to.
The very faint smell of smoke came in through the open door, right next to the bathrooms.
A few people started to notice, thinking it was maybe just a malfunction in a popcorn
popper, but soon realized there wasn't a teacher’s lounge where a popcorn machine would typically
be.
After about five minutes some kid, Legna, really needed to use the bathroom.
About three seconds later, he ran back in the room screaming, "THE URINALS!
THE URINALS ARE ON FIRE!"
Everyone was either shocked, scared or laughing their butts off.
The teacher finally stopped lecturing and went to investigate.
Turns out, someone had shoved a few wads of paper towels in each urinal and lit them with
a lighter.
Nobody was caught, and it's still the weirdest event Andie has ever seen at any of her schools.
Number 6 was submitted by ProjectCS Honeybits One time during gym, Honeybits and her classmates
were playing some freeze tag when a car drove into the parking lot.
Two drunk guys got out, and one had a megaphone.
The one with the megaphone started shouting at them to go fuck themselves.
Then the other guy started to run after them.
He attempted to grab Honeybits, but the teacher punched him in the face, and everyone was
told to go inside.
The school was on lockdown for the last two hours.
The two guys were arrested for attempted kidnapping and in possession of meth.
Number 5 was submitted by Dr_Sunshine703 Robo On her first day of middle school, Robo saw
a group of three girls and one boy from the next grade up.
The girls were surrounding the boy’s front side, talking in whispers and not looking
too suspicious.
Robo could see the boy fully since she was standing off to the side of him, and she overhead
what they were talking about.
That's when the boy pulled down the front side of his pants and the girls peered inside
with smiles on their faces.
They jumped back, looking excited.
One of the girls, Doopie, said, "Damn that bitch is hard!" and Robo slowly walked away.
The next day, Robo told her friend what had happened, then went to the office to tell
them.
Later on in the school year the same kids, along with a few more people, threw water
bottles at Robo and her friends.
She never mentioned what she saw because then it would start rumors, and everyone would
bully her and call her a snitch, saying it was her fault.
Number 4 was submitted by Steph_Senpai Ladybot One day at school, Ladybot was headed toward
the staircase which lead to the cafeteria, SpinalPalm grabbed her shoulder.
He looked like something had happened to him.
He told her, "No", and Ladybot looked at him, confused, and again he said "No".
She asked, "No what?"
Then he just yelled, "NO NO NONONONONONONONONO!!!!"
SpinalPalm fell to the ground and just whispered “no”.
Ladybot tried to help him, but he literally said nothing but “no” for what seemed
like forever.
She helped him up and walked to the cafeteria, still confused.
Number 3 was submitted by Poptartro GhostToast A lot of weird things have happened in GhostToast’s
school, like the principal throwing a child into a wall or the unexplained hole in the
lunchroom wall.
The weirdest, by far, has been the new Spanish teacher.
One day he was reading in front of the class, and seemingly got angry.
He stood up, pulled a bag out, and started screaming, "GATO!
GATO!"
Pulling out a plush cat, he proceeded to throw it across the classroom, scaring most of the
students.
Soon after that the Spanish teacher mysteriously quit.
It was mid-semester and he just never showed up again.
To this day, nobody knew why he left or why he even gave lessons like that.
Number 2 was submitted by CaptainLadybug Shima Shima was running late for Trigonometry, so
she speed-walked down the hallway until she reached the door.
She grabbed the doorknob, ready to explain to the teacher why she was late, and opened
the door.
Shima was expecting to see her fellow classmates sitting in their seats, writing notes for
that day’s lesson.
But no.
Oh no.
Shima saw something completely different.
She saw that all but one of the lights were off, and all the guys in that class were only
in their underwear, grinding and dancing to pulsating beats.
All the girls were throwing money at them and cheering them on.
The teacher was nowhere in sight.
Shima just stood in the door, shocked and trying to process what was going on.
She just walked back out the door, went down the hall, and sat in the library for that
class period.
The next day, all the students in that class were suspended.
Someone had taken photos of the makeshift strip club and posted them online.
Shima got off Scot free because she hadn't participated in it.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing I ever saw happen at my school?
Well it has to be this one time I was in middle school where there two guys.
These guys man they were about to duke it out on each other.
They were really mad.
One of them tossed chocolate milk on his tray.
And he was about to knock his head off loose.
Like It was just about to get carried off.
And he was just about to fight him, he was getting into his face, he put his fist up.
And then they just started hugging each other.
Yeah, they started hugging each other and there was no fighting afterward.
They just became friends.
And I was very confused.
I was conflict ted.
I wanted to see some streetfighter stuff happen and in the end it was just straight…thug
lovin’.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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