[music playing]
Remember?
Mommy come in and feed us the old way.
Oh, yeah!
You be on one side and I was on the other.
[giggling]
[laughing]
Our first laugh!
Mommy says that was the best present we ever gave her!
If mommies can wear pants and grown-ups can wear diapers,
how come we can't wear dresses?
Don't you see?
If Angelica's ever going to make it in a male dominated power structure,
she's gotta eat, breathe, drink and sweat self esteem.
After college, the peace core, med school,
getting married and raising a family, earning my wings was a sinch!
A macca baby's gotta do what a macca baby's gotta do!
But what's kwanzo?
Kwanzaa is a cultural holiday established in 1966,
commemorating the first harvest celebrations of Africa.
See, guys?
I do have a mom!
She's right here in the flowers and in the clouds and in the grass too!
And the sun...
I wish it wasn't so hot!
Didn't it used to be snowing?
Then everything was green for a while.
Maybe the sky is broken!
I like it when it's hot, it makes Spikes tongue hang out!
Well it just makes my legs all sweaty!
I wish my shorts were shorter like Phil's!
Ahh, they still rub!
I got diaper rash down to my knees!
Well I think a diaper is all any baby ever needs!
I dunno, Tommy.
Ever since I started going on the potty a diaper just doesn't feel right.
Dresses are the bestest of all!
They don't rub, they're nice and cool
and you still got something over your diaper
for when friends come over!
'Course, you boys can't wear dresses.
- We can't? - No!
Boys wear pants and girls wear dresses.
Well, why do we gotta wear different stuff?
'Cause girls are good and boys are bad naughty babies!
Oh, that's why.
So is Lil enjoying your mommy and daughter female empowerment class?
Oh, it's a blast, Did!
Yep, today we're doing tumbling, jumping
and a let's take control of the senate sing-a-long!
Hello, sweetie, ready to run some errands with mommy?
Why don't we meet up over at the park at the International Food Fair,
say two o'clock?
Ah, two's peachy!
I can't wait to sink my pearly whites
into some of those Zambian Monkey Sweet Breads!
Woowee, momma!
So listen, you think you can take these two jokers to the park
on your lonesome there, Howard?
- Well, I suppose I-- - Great.
Have fun with Howie, guys!
Walk you out, Did?
Oh...
Woowee.
You know, my mom wears pants and she's a girl.
I guess that's true.
Well if girls can wear anything they want, then so can we!
Come on, Chucky!
We're gonna try on a dress!
Why does being a boy have to be so hard?
And now we return to Tinkering With Toothpicks
on the hobby channel.
[yawning]
It's important to give consideration to what types of toothpicks you're using.
[music playing]
Guess I might as well see how I look.
Wow!
Dresses are a lot cooler.
[groaning]
[crashing]
And they're fun too!
Look, if you turn around fast enough your dress goes up!
Try it!
Faster!
[groaning]
Faster, faster!
[groaning]
That's fast enough.
Are you sure we'll be able to fly?
Sure, it's like a parachute!
You first.
[gasping]
[screaming]
- Ow! - My turn!
[groaning]
Thanks for catching me.