Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
You may have just seen there what we're going to microwave today- it's a big hit. Two Furbies, donated by MaskedBird. That's his YouTube user name.
So, we here believe that Furbies are not solitary creatures. They like being with their own kind, and that includes when they're in a microwave.
Jory: (in high-pitched Furby voice) "Oh, no! Don't microwave me!" "Don't microwave ME!"
We're gonna!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave.
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern!
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! As you can probably tell, we're microwaving these things.
So, they do have batteries in them. They are "alive," and we will kill them!
But, uh, first, I must tell you about our safety procedures here!
We have masks to protect our lungs. We have this tin foil shield to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
Can you guys say, "Nobody likes roasted nuts"? You will by the end of this!
We have one fan here. It's to, again, protect our lungs, hopefully.
Jon: The Furby just said, "Uh-oh!"
Jory: "Uh-oh"?! You guys like that? You like it? You're about to go in there!
Furby: Whee!
Yeah, "whee"!
Jory: (laughs) As always, we have our Sharp carousel microwave, which I'm gonna love a lot more now, because it's gonna kill these things!
So, in go the Furbies! You guys are gonna die!
Furby: Me scared!
Jory: Okay, I wonder how long I should put 'em in there for? 10 minutes!
Jon: Oh, boy!
Jory: Now, let's just get outta here, I guess!
Jon: What was that, Furby?
Jory: (really excitedly) You can hear 'em in there?!
You're gonna die, anyways!
*Jory hits Sandra*
Jory: I can see the smoke already!
Jon: Where's your God now, Furby?
Jory: Are they saying anything?
Jon: They're not talkin'!
Ryan: There's probably a good reason for that!
Jory: Probably because they're dead already!
Jon: Oh! Somethin' popped! Oh, there was the other one!
Jon: It's their brains exploding!
Jory: Do you like your Furby extra crispy?
Jory: It looked like his eye exploded!
Ryan: I think it did!
Jon: I'm hearin' a lot of sissing, a lot of pops!
Jory: Well, the white Furby has a brown belly now!
Jon: (really excitedly) Oh, no! Here we go!
Ryan: Come on- turn around! Turn around!
Ryan: It's like a fire inside the Furby!
It has a fire inside, just burning to get out!
Ryan: Too bad there's only one fan!
Jory: Yeah, and it's off right now, too!
Jon: There's still seven minutes left on this!
Ryan: That smells BAD!
Jory: Yeah, we should stop it now.
No, we're gonna let it air out for a sec...
Jon: We're gonna let it air out, 'cause that looks pretty nasty!
Ryan: And dangerous!
Jory: Okay, we're goin' in! The first objective is to turn on that fan!
Jon: And then, don't breathe!
Jon: Alright, this looks pretty bad!
Jory: Well, I can't imagine it's the best thing in the world to be inhaling. You know, Furby juice, probably, when it gets boiling!
Jory: I think it's a little bit worse when you open up that oven and get hit with that warm blast!
Jory: I'm gonna open up the door!
Jon: Do it!
Jon: Oh, wow!
Jon: Alright, I'm holdin' my breath right now!
Jory: I'm not really... The masks- they do NOTHING!
Jon: OH! OH, NO! Oh, my God!
Ryan: (coughing heavily in background)
Jon: Let's get outta here! My eyes- they're burning!
The Furbies are still smoking... Smoking, as we all know, is not very good for your health...
Usually, where there's smoke, there's fire... You can see the rainbow Furby over there- that's pretty much what your lung looks like if you've been smoking four packs for 30 years. Yeah...
Jory: White usually stands for purity- the white Furby is anything but... It's now brown!
Jon: Well, we finally microwaved a Furby for ya!
Yeah, we microwaved TWO Furbies for ya! That's- that's what happens!
Is it a good idea to microwave Furbies? No! But, then again, it's not a good idea to buy Furbies, either, 'cause they're REALLY annoying!
Jon: I'm glad they stopped talking!
Jory: (in high-pitched Furby voice) "Feed me, feed me!"
Jon: "Do this, do that! Waaah!" That's what you get- you're smoldering, and you're dead!
Jory: Yup! Pretty much!
Jon: So, when do you think it'll be safe to enter the microwave lab?
Probably next week...
Jon: Hopefully, when we do the next experiment, it'll be alright!
Yeah, hopefully!
*end credits play*