[humming]
Will someone please answer this phone? I’m busy.
I’ll get it, Squidward.
Ahh!
[mumbling]
[grunting]
Krusty Krab.
I’m sorry we don’t deliver to that neighborhood.
Who don't deliver to what neighborhood?
[mumbling]
We don't deliver to Random Land!
And why not?
Because I heard the place is crazy and no delivery fish has ever returned.
Squidward, just because it's a preposterous neighborhood,
where the laws of nature change randomly and the people are all cuckoo,
[humming]
don’t mean the Krusty Krab won’t attempt to take their money.
Twenty minutes.
Well, I’m not cuckoo enough to go to Random Land.
Yee hee! Whoo!
Someone is cuckoo enough to go.
So, what are you two yentas gabbing about?
[grunting]
[laughing]
[grunting]
[humming]
The delivery will be made, and the mission will be accomplished, sir!
Um...how do I get to Random Land?
Well, that's the thing, boy-o. No one really knows.
You just walk around...randomly.
Well, that's how I usually get around.
[humming]
Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar! Zoink! How's that?
Wo wow!
[laughing]
That idiot's getting lost for sure.
You're probably right. You better go with him.
Well, of course, that makes sense...what?!
[mumbling]
[screaming]
[laughing]
♪ Random walking ♪
Hey, Squidward, I don't think this...
♪ Walking random thing is working ♪
SpongeBob?
Oh, no! SpongeBob has disappeared.
What ever will I do?
♪ SpongeBob gone hallelujah! SpongeBob gone, I don't give a tuna! ♪
Hummuna-what?!
[screaming]
- Beep, beep! - Of course.
Beep, beep! Beep, beep, beep!
Go around!
The fun never ends with us, huh, Squidward?
[screaming]
[laughing]
Whoa!
[screaming]
Oh!
[mumbling]
Good Neptune! You're hideous.
You too. But somehow you still retain your allure.
[giggling]
Well, here we are in Random Land. Sure is for that.
Sure is for that?
The neighborhood must be affecting my speech.
Come on, let's put our grind to the nose stone.
Aw, Squidward, can't we take a minute to smell and stop the roses?
Smell and stop the roses! I meant stop and smell the...
[laughing]
[gasping]
[giggling]
Awe.
[mumbling]
Now where are we?
There's an exit.
Come on!
Huh?
[grunting]
[mumbling]
What is it?
[mumbling]
Oh, it's those lost delivery boys! Let's go and...
I'll take that bag.
One delivery's as good as another.
This delivery is property of the Krusty Krab until it is in the hands
of the person who ordered it!
But, ma'am, you can place an order any time.
We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Oh, woo!
Hand me the address.
"86 Screwball Street."
There's a hole in it.
Ooh. I'm a collector.
No taste for accounting.
Why don't we just arbitrarily knock on doors?!
Hey, now you're thinking random! Yeah!
There! Screwball Street.
Knock, knock.
[giggling]
Excuse me, ma'am, did you order a Krabby Patty?
Can I dunk it in cocoa like my marshmallows?
Huh?
Ooh, may I?
Hey. Tough mallows. Could be more marshy.
Here, brush your tooth.
[humming]
This whole place is inside out, so why not an upside-down house?
Whoa!
Oh.
"For sale."
Hello, handsome.
Oh.
[laughing]
Well, wouldn't I like you to get me to like you knowing you
would get me better to know… you?
Hello, anyone home?
Maybe I should say that upside-down.
Ooh, I know!
Hello, anyone home?
Ooh, upside-down cake!
Oops.
I see you've got an eye for home design, son.
You are gonna love this house.
There's no downside.
You get it, no downside? Ha, ha!
Oh, I'm not looking to buy.
I'm just delivering for the Krabby Krust.
This bag is mine!