This concept is so original
Just paid adults to dance like they were four years old
It's for some movie I have to sell
And no, it's not the same as 'Happy' by Pharell
I just drank sixteen cups of coffee
Need that toddler energy
Make those dancers chug espresso triple shots
Wait, before we get this poppin'
Let me stop and hit the latrine
Something's knockin', gotta drop it like it's hot
The bathroom's for paying customers, yo
it's not for stars shooting cheap videos
But the whole cast and crew have to go
My stomach's crampin'
This is happenin', get some napkins!
If I run it shakes things up, so I'll just walk fast
Oh God! Why did I go commando and wear these damn white pants?
You could go into this shoe
or this old soda can
I can't do no number 2 in no can, man
Can you stop filmin'?
Got hot lava in my body
I'll go behind this buildin'!
Oh god, not the paparazzi! - Why are you walking funny?
You got this under control
Just meditate on something locked or tightly closed
Mind over splatter
Please go see Trolls
Oh god don't think about that open donut hole -Excuse me
Do you have a restroom? - No, but we sell soft ice cream
Have you tried our nacho cheese filled tater tots? Sir?
Please, God, if you get me through this, I'll give my millions to charity
And I'll dedicate my life to Christian rock - Jesus!
I'd give my life for a porcelain throne
I'd even call back Joey Fatone
Why is Pharrell blowin' up my cell phone?
You ripped off 'Happy', now you're crapping - I'm just dancing!
Earlier I spiked your coffee with liquid ex lax
I made Justin Timberlake do the crap his pants dance
Got to find a public potty
Where's the nearest hotel lobby?
That was well played bro, you got me
That's what happens when you copy
Hi Mr. Pharrell! Robin Thicke still gonna need your signature for this lawsuit.
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- In the comments video? - Oh yeah, let me just flush the toilet
That's fitting