WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY!
WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND THE MAGNIFICENT KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
LISTEN, MAN, I MISS SOME OF THE WORK THAT YOU AND JORDAN DO
TOGETHER.
WE'RE HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH DONALD TRUMP.
>> YES, I KNOW YOU ARE.
>> Stephen: AND IS HE FUN FOR YOU?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR US BECAUSE IT'S HARD WHEN A
PERSON IS THE MOST IDEAL COMIC VERSION OF THEMSELVES.
IT'S REALLY TOUGH TO GO, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY -- OH,
HE JUST DID THAT?
HE DID IT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE WOULD NEVER DO -- OH, HE DID THAT AS WELL?
IT'S REALLY HARD TO CATCH UP.
>> Stephen: IT'S HARD TO LEAPFROG THAT.
>> IT'S HARD TO LEAPFROG THE COMEDY CALVE SAID THAT'S HIM ON
A MOMENT'S NOTICE.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T GET CRAZIER FROM THAT.
>> WE'VE GONE FROM THE RIDICULOUS TO THE SUE BRIM AND
BACK TO THE RIDICULOUS.
>> Stephen: SPEAK TO HAVE THE SUBLIME, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS VERY
MEASURED.
>> LEADS A VERY CONSIDERED LIFE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
AND YOU PLAYED LUTHER FOR MANY YEARS, OBAMA'S ANGRY TRANSLATOR.
>> I DID.
YES, I DID.
>> Stephen: IF YOU DON'T MIND, I GOT YA RIGHT HERE, THERE ARE
VERY FEW THINGS WE'VE HEARD FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA SINCE HE LEFT
OFFICE, LITERALLY JUST A COUPLE OF SENTENCES OUT THERE TALKING
ABOUT POLICY.
I WAS WONDERING WHETHER I COULD READ WHAT OBAMA HAS SAID AND
LUTHER COULD TRANSLATE THAT FOR ALL OF US?
>> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FEELING SOMETHING.
>> THERE IS PROBABLY SOMETHING BREWING UP IN LUTHER.
>> Stephen: READY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS WAS ON JUNE 22nd.
>> YEP, MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A PLEA TO SAVE HEALTHCARE ON FACEBOOK.
HE SAID, SIMPLY PUT, IF THERE'S A CHANCE YOU MIGHT GET SICK, GET
OLD OR START A FAMILY, THIS BILL WILL DO YOU HARM.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) COME ON PEOPLE, TRUMP CARE? MORE
LIKE TRUMP DON'T CARE.
DON, T, CARE.
DON'T CARE.
I FOUGHT FOR THE A.C.A. TO HELP PEOPLE.
I ALSO SPENT A YEAR IN OPEN BIPARTISAN SESSIONS, AND
EVERYBODY HAD A SAY.
ALL THE REPUBLICANS, ALL THE DEMOCRATS!
SO WHAT YAWL HIDING, HUH?
NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 'CAUSE Y'ALL DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE THAT
YOU JUST COOPED IN A DUNGEON OVER A KETTLE MAKING UP A POTION
WITH BAT WING AND EYE OF NEWT?
Y'ALL GONNA KILL SOME PEOPLE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU RUNNING OUT OF HELP.
'CAUSE MOST FOLKS WANT THIS COUNTRY TO STILL HAVE PEOPLE
"LIVING" IN IT.
I WOULD SAY, "YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK" BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THAT
'CAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE NO DAMN HEALTH INSURANCE.
( BLEEP ).
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ON MAY 25 --
( LAUGHTER ) IS HE STILL HERE?
IS HE STILL HERE?
>> HE'S STILL HERE.
>> Stephen: OKAY, GOOD.
ON MAY 25 IN GERMANY, IN AN EVENT WITH ANGELA MERKEL, HE
SAID IN THIS NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN, WE CAN'T ISOLATE OURSELVES,
WE CAN'T HIDE BEHIND A WALL.
>> I SPENT 8 YEARS TEARING DOWN WALLS.
AND THIS MOTHER ( BLEEP ) WANTS TO PUT UP A WALL?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YEAH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I MEAN -- YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN?
OBAMA'S TRYING TO BREAK 'EM DOWN AND HE'S TRYING TO PUT 'EM UP!
AND NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE IT SEE THROUGH SO WHEN PEOPLE THROW 60
POUND BAGS OF DRUGS OVER THE WALL YOU WON'T GET HIT ON THE
HEAD.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT?!
I SEEN A LOT OF MOVIES FROM THE '80S AND AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOBODY
DIED FROM A HEAD INJURY.
LET ME SEE, SCARFACE-- NOPE, LESS THAN ZERO-- NOPE.
CHEECH AND CHONG?
DRUGS, YES.
BUT HEAD INJURIES?
NO.
AND 60 POUNDS, WHO THEY GOT THROWING THESE THINGS?
WHAT, JON CENA GOT A MEXICAN COUSIN?
JUST BACK THERE CHUCKING BAGS?
JUST BACK THERE CHUCKING BAGS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERING )
EVERYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, Y'ALL LOST YOUR DAMN MIND..
( LAUGHTER ) HEY, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE
LAST THING.
HEY, I THOUGHT I WAS ON A FORCED RETIREMENT.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE OBAMA STILL NEEDS ME.
AND I AM BACK.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LUTHER!
HAMLET IS AT THE PUBLIC THEATER.
"FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE" ON NETFLIX.
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE BACK WITH CILLIAN MURPHY!