Hey guys
Hey man
Oh "thanks for the beer"
wow that was really rude
What do you mean? "Thanks for the beer Alan"
Rowan do you know what air quotes mean?
Yes
Okay what do they mean?
They mean "genuine emphasis"
Nope have you been using air quotes wrong your entire life Rowan?
No I've been using them correctly my entire life to "genuinely emphasize things"
Rowan air quotes are sarcastic irony. They kind of mean the exact opposite of what you think they mean
What?
Seriously?
Why Rowan what have you done?
Oh
Alright love I'm gonna head off to the work thing now I'll see you a bit later
What I thought we were doing date night tonight
What?
No I told you about this ages ago
Yeah but you made it seem like you weren't going anymore
Ah no I told you that I was "really excited" about the work thing and that I was "definitely going"
Yeah...
Okay well what time are you coming home?
Definitely "before midnight"
So your just... your going out to get pissed?
No I'm not I'm probably only going to have "a few quiet ones"
Okay whatever how are you getting home then?
Zoe's gonna drop me off
Zoe from the Wellington conference?
Yes Zoe from the Wellington conference but like I told you we're "just friends"
Are you serious?!
Yes I'm serious
What are you sleeping with her?
No I'm not "sleeping with her"
So you are f***ing her then?!
Are you not listening to what I'm saying? Listen to me
I never "fucked her"
Baby listen to me I "love you" and I want to spend "the rest of my life" with "you"
Am I just a f***ing joke to you?!
No I take our relationship "very seriously"
Oh my god how long have you been f***ing Zoe behind my back?
Are you not listening to what I'm saying?
We are "just friends" and I never "fucked her"
You are unbelievable. I am you know what I'm leaving
Where are you going?!
I'm going to Brads house to "not fuck him"
Good exactly...what?
Oooo
Oh noooo
OH F*** I gotta go
Where are you going Rowan?
To Brads house!
Hey guys "thanks for watching" "please subscribe"
No genuinely pleased do subscribe
Yeah please
Yeah that's what I'm saying "please subscribe" we'd "really appreciate it"
We genuinely would appreciate it I don't know why you're saying it like this
Actually if you guys could subscribe that would be great
Yeah "please subscribe" you guys what's wrong?
It's the way you're saying it Rowan
You're pissing me off