- You know, you gotta warm up the oven
before you can like put in the bread.
We didn't work up to it.
He just kinda, you know,
you know.
(peaceful music)
- Hi my name is Olivia,
and I'm gonna tell you my virginity horror story.
So I was a senior in college.
I had just gotten back from a full year of being abroad.
So when I got back to school for my last year,
I decided I was gonna lose my virginity
and I didn't care who I was gonna lose it to.
My friends weren't very supportive of this,
they kept telling me,
"Olivia, you should really, you know,
"get a boyfriend or lose it to someone you actually like."
But in college it was pretty hard
to find someone I actually liked.
So I just figured, you know what,
I'm just gonna get this over with, it's time.
By the end of the first semester,
I still hadn't lost my virginity.
And it was the last week of finals
and my friends and I decided to go to The Standard downtown
because we were 21 and we were finally old enough
to actually go to bars, instead of just frat parties.
So my friends and I got to The Standard
and we met a group of Australian men
who were very good looking, and Australian,
so I'll take any accent.
We started chatting with them
and I had my eye on one in particular, and that was it,
that was the moment I knew that I was gonna
make him my person to lose my virginity to.
My friend and I took two of the Australians
back to her apartment on campus.
But I took my Australian to my best friend Nicole's room.
She wasn't there at the time, she was still out at the bar.
So I took him to her room
'cause I didn't live in that apartment,
the Australian and I proceeded to get hot and heavy,
things started to move very quickly.
We had sex and it was very short,
and basically immediately as it was happening,
I looked down and there was blood everywhere,
everywhere.
All over Nicole's white comforter,
and the Australian flipped out, he ran out.
I was just sitting on the bed
in a pool of blood freaking out, this isn't normal.
I ran to the bathroom, sat on the toilet.
I think I used a whole roll of toilet paper
to like get it to like pad myself,
and it did not stop.
Went back to Nicole's room,
grabbed her white comforter, rolled it up in a ball,
and then I just ran the (beep) out of there,
'cause my other friend had meanwhile,
she was having sex with the other Australian
in the other room.
So I ran home.
It was four AM and I had to walk home to where I was living
in my sorority house.
The bleeding
did not stop for five days.
One of my finals I went to,
it was just scarring.
I remember standing up from my chair
and there was a little pool of blood on the seat.
I really did freak out.
I was like, maybe I should see a doctor.
So then I got to the hospital and the doctor was like,
"You do not need surgery, you just need to wait it out."
That is the cherry on top.
And that's my virginity horror story.
- Yo, what's up?
I'm Jeff, and this is my virginity horror story.
So I lost my virginity three days after
I actually went to Ball State.
The buildin' that I lived in, there was eight floors.
The first four are for men, the second four,
so four through eight are for women.
So that day when I was movin' in,
one of my friends who actually lived in the same building,
she brought one of her friends down, so her roommate.
And they just came out and checked out the room
and everything and we got to meet 'em.
The first weekend in college, you know,
what do you do?
You go party.
So we hang out with the girls, we go party.
We hit a couple house parties,
'cause that's all we know,
get to sharing a couple of drinks.
And she says,
"Jeff, let's,
"let's go back."
So that's all I needed to hear.
I follow her lead, we go back,
she lives on the sixth floor,
I live on the second floor.
Let's just leave it at that.
And we get to her room,
I'm laying directly like this on my back
and she's on top and she just stops moving
and looks at me and she decides to turn over
and puke directly into the trash can,
and ground to the right of me.
I just see puke.
I just see everything that's going bad.
I don't know, this is my first time.
So I decide to not only kind of push her off,
but pull my pants up, and run as soon as I can.
When I tell you that I did a full on sprint
from the sixth floor to the second floor,
at like three o'clock in the morning, this is no lie.
And then I got in the shower as quick as possible.
Right after that, not only did I not talk
about it to like my friends or anything,
I was kind of like mentally scarred.
And I still am to this day if you ask me about it,
Leavin' that situation obviously I am not a fan
of any type of puking, I hated it,
I left and dipped quick, and it wasn't my best moment.
Only good thing is that me and her
are still friends to this day.
So that is great, and hopefully she's doin' well.
- I decided to wear all white today,
mostly to balance out the impurities
that I feel like I'm gonna be saying in this video,
bear with me.
Basically we were dating in the summer and he asked me,
"Do you wanna have sex for the first time?"
And I was like, no,
(chuckles)
no, that sounds terrible.
Can we go to Olive Garden and get breadsticks instead?
I'd probably read every "Cosmopolitan" Magazine
on the planet, that didn't really help
'cause It's mostly straight sex.
I also watched a ton of porn because, you know,
I was just tryna get tips,
but like that was super unrealistic,
and that didn't really work.
I just really wanted to go into this very informed, very,
with a wealth of knowledge 'cause sex education
in school is not great.
Basically,
I decided that I was gonna bottom.
I'm not gonna explain topping and bottoming to y'all
because that's something y'all can Google in your free time.
I'd like to believe in that moment,
when I had sex for the first time,
I became like a warrior sex goddess.
I don't think that actually happened.
But for him it was a painless experience.
For me, I was going through it.
I felt like I needed to do breathing exercises.
So, you know, usually,
you gotta warm up the oven before you can
like put in the bread.
(laughing)
This was not that,
we didn't work up to it.
He just kinda,
you know,
and that hurt.
(cat meowing)
After the fact, he was really sweet about it.
We did cuddle afterwards,
which for the men watching this right now, pro tip,
the cuddling is often better than the actual experience.
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