HE WHISPERS: So, here we go again. It's the dead of night.
OK, so, this is the house, I think.
It's very dark, there's no lights at all.
Oh, my God!
Is that an automatic light?
OK.
DULL THUD, SCRAPE
SCRAPE
LAUGHTER
CREAK HE WHISPERS: Argh!
AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
WHISPERS: It's right at the top.
Keeley! Welcome...
..to the Midnight Game Show! It's Michael McIntyre!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
SHE SQUEALS
Steve! You are joking me? You're actually joking me!
No, look who it is! It's the dead of night.
I'm going to kill you!
Oh, God, Steve!
Keeley, if you don't mind,
we do have questions to get through.
So, if you'd like to take
your position in your own
beautiful French boudoir.
Of course, you do have Steve to blame for this.
He's given us the key to your home.
I can't. I haven't got my eyelashes on!
Would you like me to grab the eyelashes?
We don't have time for the eyelashes. I haven't had them done!
You look absolutely amazing.
Name three British Prime Ministers from the last 50 years.
Why have you put me in this? John... John Major...
No, no, no. Steve-O, there'll be no clues!
This is the worst game for me!
John Major, Theresa May.
Very good, very good.
Margaret Thatcher. That's very good, congratulations.
You're absolutely flying.
Please welcome Wayne Sleep.
It's Wayne!
Hi. Have we disturbed your beauty sleep?
So here we have the ironically named Wayne Sleep.
OK. He's going to perform some dances and all you have to do,
Keeley, is name the dance. Here we go.
Well, that's very easy.
The Floss. Well done.
And we move on to this one? Oh, yes.
Oh...
Um...
Cowboy?
I don't know!
Opa... G-G-G... Oh, Gangnam Style!
Brilliant. OK, let's try that one. OK.
Oh...
Twerk?
Correct! That's the correct answer. You are absolutely flying!
Thank you very much, Wayne Sleep!
Thanks for coming.
I literally was sitting in bed a few hours ago,
watching you on my phone, laughing my head off,
just before I went to sleep. A video.
Well, that will certainly be kept in the edit!
You can hold on to that, actually.
I've got a pointer here.
If you can identify the following muscles
on this muscleman.
So, this is Mohamad.
I'm looking just at you.
A few regrets now, Steven?
So, here's your pointer.
If you take that now.
Right, your first one is the quadriceps.
That's the correct answer. Very good.
Next up, we're going to go for the rectus abdominis.
Rectus?
Focus on the second word.
Yes, that's correct.
And, finally, the gluteus maximus.
The gluteus maximus, there it is.
Enjoy that? Thank you very much, Mohamed, our muscleman.
Is this why the kids are staying at my mum's? Yeah.
Um, this is quite an easy question.
Can you name your last holidays?
OK, I've just got back from Dubai. There you go. Dubes.
Oh, Marbella. Marbs.
Now, if I can ask, using this map, identify Dubai. Where's Dubai?
Oh, I don't know! You've got to know where you've been. There we go.
Do you think you might want to point to it? No.
I haven't got my glasses on. Dubai, the bedside clock is ticking.
We've got no glasses. We've got no lashes.
She's starting to come unhinged.
Yeah, I'm very upset about the lashes.
There it is. Dubai. It's there. You should have known that.
I should! I know now. Very good.
OK, Marbs. We are looking over by Russia, for Marbs.
Yes, it's round there. South America.
Marbs, where's Marbs, then?
China? It's near Russia, isn't it? It's the middle of the night!
Isn't it in Scandinavia? No, it's not!
It's Spain. Well, where is Spain?
There, there. Oh, Marbs. Congratulations.
And France. I went to France.
You see? Thank you very much, Biggles.
That was brilliant! Thank you for your help.
Good stuff with Marbs. Well done.
Who is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you...!
Big up Essex in the house.
Joey Essex. I interviewed you. I interviewed you a few years ago.
Before you went on Towie. Fawkes & Reece Recruitment. Really, yeah?
More respect. It was quite a short interview.
Did I get the job? No. What was the job?
I don't know. For recruitment? Yeah. Did I get it? No, you didn't get it!
OK, Joey's going to describe some celebrities.
These could be celebrities, they could be animals or actions.
He's not going to say what they are.
He's just going to either act them out or describe them
without using that word.
The bedside clock is ticking. It's been ticking a while now.
It seems pretty easy to me. OK.
Is that the one on thingy? This is the first one.
Is that the one on...? No, you've got to describe that person.
I don't really know who she is. You must know.
Is that the one that's just come off the thing?
You should be describing it to her. Bit of a sort.
Just come off Love Island. I don't know what I'm talking about here.
It's this one.
No, it's not the one from Love Island. It's the other one.
The other one. Is she part of the royal family? Yes, that one.
Oh, Pippa.
Not Pippa, not Pippa. Oh, my God!
You're not supposed to be guessing the person. You're supposed to be
giving clues. I can't even remember.
I'll tell you who she is, I'll tell you who she is. Meghan!
Meghan Markle. Yes. Yes, that's good. Not Megan from Love Island.
Sorry. She's a bit of a sort, just come off Love Island.
This is the next one.
Um, is that a priest?
The Pope? Yes! Is that a priest?
Is the Pope a priest? He's the head of the Catholic Church.
Oh, these are the hardest questions ever.
It's amazing what gets through without...
Yeah, brilliant, isn't it?
Now we're going to go through a few animals.
Quite an easy one. So, I've got to just explain that?
No, you've got to act it out. Oh, OK.
Elephant.
What about this one?
Oh, that's disgusting.
It's a difficult one.
You could make a little noise, maybe.
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY Not that noise! What noise does the animal make? Oh, moo!
Oh, milking a cow.
Thank you very much, and goodnight!
Bye!
How long have you known about this?
A couple of months! Steve!
Half-past midnight!
Oh, my...
I literally jumped out of my skin!
Oh, my God.
And you didn't even tell me to put my eyelashes on.
Oh, my God.
Has he gone, then?
I didn't get a picture with him.
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