>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND DAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY!
( APPLAUSE )
I LIKE IT.
>> Jon: DIFFERENT SOUND.
>> Stephen: I LIKE IT.
WE'VE GOT TWO-- JON, COMING UP HERE, COMING UP?
JUST A MINUTE WE HAVE TWO ABSOLUTELY LOVELY, JUST LOVELY
AND JUST DAMN CLASSY GUESTS.
WE HAVE PAUL BETTANY AND CLAIRE FOY ARE GOING TO BE OUT HERE IN
JUST A LITTLE WHILE FOR THEIR NEW SERIES ON AMAZON PRIME
CALLED "A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL."
IT IS VERY SCANDALOUS AND THEY'RE VERY BRITISH, AND I
CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO COME OUT HERE AND SOUND ALL SMART AND
EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOING TO BE ARE GREAT.
HEY, HAPPY SPRING.
IT REALLY FEELS LIKE A-- AN AMAZING SPRING DAY TODAY.
>> Jon: YES, TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY, INCREDIBLE.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: SPRING IS ALL ABOUT HOPE AND UPWARD AND NEW
POSSIBILITIES.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, JON?
>> Jon: I FEEL GREAT.
I WALKED IN CENTRAL PARK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> Jon: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
MAN, WE HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE PARK IN NEW YORK CITY.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> Jon: YOU CAN JUST GO RIGHT THERE.
>> Stephen: IT'S A JEWEL.
EUROPEAN-- >> Jon: YES.
UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU WALK AROUND AND HAVE PEOPLE NOT
BOTHER YOU NOW, NOW THAT YOU'RE LIKE "ALBUM OF THE YEAR, JON
BATISTE"?
>> Jon: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IT'S CRAZY.
YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.
>> Stephen: I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
>> Jon: WHOA.
A SHIFT.
>> Stephen: IT IS A SHIFT, YEAH.
>> Jon: SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: WELCOME TO IT.
>> Jon: YES.
ANY TIPS.
>> Stephen: ENJOY IT.
WHAT?
>> Jon: ANY TIPS.
>> Stephen: ANY TIPS?
GROW A BEARD?
I DON'T KNOW.
TRY TO ENJOY IT?
BE NICE?
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH, BE NICE, UNLIKE HOW YOU USUALLY ARE, JON.
FOLKS, THE WORLD IS ENGAGED IN A BATTLE OF THE GENERATIONS.
IT'S BOOMERS VERSUS MILLENNIALS VERSUS GEN Z.
IT'S GEN X VERSUS...
WELL, NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT GEN X.
ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, RELATIONS BETWEEN THE YOUTHS AND
NOT-SO-YOUTHLY ARE TENSE BECAUSE THERE'S A HEATED DEBATE OVER
WHICH GENERATION HAS IT WORSE.
THOUGH, MOST IN THE U.S. SAY YOUNG ADULTS TODAY FACE MORE
CHALLENGES THAN THEIR PARENTS' GENERATION.
AND BASED ON THE EPISODES OF "EUPHORIA" THAT I'VE SEEN, YOUNG
PEOPLE TODAY HAVE IT VERY HARD DESPITE BEING BIZARRELY
ATTRACTIVE.
I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS LOOKED LIKE
THIS.
( LAUGHTER )
WHY ARE THERE TWO PHOTOS OF JACOB ELORDI UP THERE?
ONE OF THEM IS SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
THE STUDY FOUND THAT THE YOUTHS HAVE IT TOUGHER IN A VARIETY OF
CATEGORIES, INCLUDING SAVING FOR THE FUTURE, PAYING FOR COLLEGE,
AND BUYING A HOME.
SO THIS IS ONLY AN ISSUE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE WHO LIKE KNOWING
THINGS, HAVING THINGS, AND KNOWING WHERE TO HAVE THOSE
THINGS.
( LAUGHTER )
PEEVED ABOUT THE HOME-BUYING MARKET, WHERE BABY BOOMERS AND
MILLENNIALS ARE IN A HOUSING WAR, AND BOOMERS ARE WINNING
BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE CASH TO WIN BIDDING WARS.
MILLENNIALS DON'T HAVE ANY CASH.
EVIDENTLY, THEY JUST KEEP VENMOING EACH OTHER THE SAME
$200, AND SOMEHOW THAT'S KEEPING OUR ECONOMY AFLOAT.
( APPLAUSE )
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
BUT BOOMERS DO HAVE A PLAN TO TRANSFER THE WEALTH OF THEIR
GENERATION TO MILLENNIALS IN INCREMENTS OF $5 EVERY BIRTHDAY.
( LAUGHTER )
HARD, UNLESS YOU MAKE REALLY SAFE CAREER CHOICES, LIKE
IMPROV.
SO, IS IT REALLY TOUGHER FOR MILLENNIALS THAN IT IS FOR
BOOMERS?
TO EXPLORE THIS ISSUE, PLEASE WELCOME MY WRITER AND CERTIFIED
YOUNG PERSON, ELIANA KWARTLER.
ELIANA KWARTLER, EVERYBODY.
ELIANA, THANK YOU, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
>> THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY-- IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE ON BEHALF OF MILLENNIALS,
STEVE.
THE CHILDREN MUST BE HEARD.
>> Stephen: CHILDREN?
ELIANA, AT THIS POINT, YOU GOTTA BE LIKE, TWENTY-
>> DON'T SAY IT ON TV.
>> Stephen: WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
>> NINETEEN NINETY-NONE-O-YA BIZNESS.
>> Stephen: ELIANA, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME--
( BUZZER )
>> BECAUSE THIS IS A CONTEST BETWEEN THE GENERATIONS!
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT A CONTEST!
( BUZZER )
POINT FOR ME!
>> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?
>> UH, THE INTERNET.
YA HEARD OF IT, GRANDPA?
( LAUGHTER )
I AM?
>> A LADY NEVER TELLS.
>> Stephen: SO, DO MILLENNIALS REALLY HAVE IT SO HARD, FINDING
PLACES TO LIVE?
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW COMPETITIVE THE HOUSING MARKET IS RIGHT NOW,
STEVE?
>> Stephen: NO, THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S SO COMPETITIVE THAT 90% OF MILLENNIALS ARE WILLING TO
BUY A HOME SIGHT UNSEEN.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> YES, AND EVEN WHEN YOU TRY TO SEE A HOUSE, IT'S A NIGHTMARE.
I WENT TO MEET MY AGENT FOR A HOUSE TOUR, THEY PUT A BAG OVER
MY HEAD, THREW ME IN THE BACK OF A VAN, AND WOULDN'T LET ME GO
UNTIL MY FAMILY WIRED THEM A DOWN PAYMENT.
( LAUGHTER )
SURE YOU WERE KIDNAPPED.
>> I DUNNO, MAYBE.
THE DUNGEON WAS OPEN CONCEPT, SO I DID PUT IN AN OFFER.
( LAUGHTER )
RIGHT, THAT'S FINE, BUT THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
RISING PRICES ARE HARD FOR OLDER FOLKS, TOO. SOME OF THEM ARE
SELLING THEIR HOUSES TO PAY FOR RETIREMENT AND THEN HAVING TO
GET ROOMMATES.
>> OH, I'M AWARE, STEVE.
MY FIANCE'S MOM HAS STARTED "JOKINGLY" ASKING IF SHE CAN
LIVE IN OUR GUEST ROOM.
>> Stephen: FOR REAL?
>> YES.
THAT'S A REAL THING THAT'S HAPPENING TO ME.
( LAUGHTER )
>> AM I LAUGHING?
( LAUGHTER )
MOVING IN, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A HOUSE WITH A GUEST ROOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
FRIENDLY ADVICE.
YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB.
YOU DESERVE A RAISE.
YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR BOSS AND ASK FOR MORE MONEY.
>> CAN I HAVE MORE MONEY?
>> Stephen: NO.
ELIANA KWARTLER, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CLAIRE FOY AND PAUL BETTANY.
IS SNOAZ