- Hey, everyone, welcome to our meetup group.
I'm the moderator.
Let's just go around and introduce ourselves.
- I'll go first!
I'm so excited to be here and meet everybody.
My name is Danny.
My friends would describe me as warm,
bubbly, outgoing, gregarious,
and always up for an adventure.
- Okay, very nice.
Next up?
- I'm Ron.
Don't speak to me unless it's absolutely necessary.
- Good to know.
- I can just feel the energy from all of you.
I can tell that we've got a really great group here
and that we're all going to connect in an intimate way.
- All right, and your name?
- Oh, I'm Jake.
- Thanks, Jake.
(white noise)
Okay, next?
- Oh, me? My name's Orion.
I like tea. I like sleeping in.
I like happy hour. I like the beach.
I don't like the mountains.
I like books. I like films.
I like fun. I like laughing.
I like red. I don't like blue.
I can keep going if you want.
- Uh, that's okay.
Who's next?
- Hey, I'm Reggie.
Everyone says I'm a great guy, terrific person,
one of the best guys you'll ever meet.
Everyone says it.
Believe me.
- Okay.
- I just want to acknowledge how pointless it is
to have a circle introduction with a group of this size.
There's no way that we're gonna remember
most of the names.
So in protest of this stupid exercise,
I refuse to introduce myself.
- Uh, alrighty, then.
Next?
- Hey, my name is Mike spelled with a K.
(chuckles) I'm just kidding, guys.
Anyway, I'm a nurse
and a fun fact about me is that I love watching Netflix.
- That is really fun.
- Greetings, everybody. My name is Ben.
I'm 32 years old.
I work at an accounting firm.
I drive a beige 2013 Honda Civic.
Are there any other facts
that you'd like to hear at this time?
- Uh, no, that's okay.
- I'm Brian.
I've lost my job, I'm in the middle of a divorce,
I'm drinking heavily and have nothing to live for,
except this meetup group.
- Oh. - Guys, I'm kidding.
It's a joke. Laugh!
- Oh. - Or is it?
- Oh.
- Okay, moving on.
My name is Kyle.
Some of you might recognize me
because I'm kind of an influencer on TikTok.
Yeah, I got a couple of hundred subscribers.
No big deal, really.
I talk about psychology.
Y'all can follow me @psykylogist.
- Okay, I'm sure we all will.
- You all need to talk more like this.
Show some confidence.
Speak from the diaphragm.
Make direct eye contact like this.
My name is Tony.
I guarantee all of you will remember my name now.
- I know I will.
- You know what would have been a better idea
so we wouldn't have to waste our time with this?
Name tags.
- Okay, well, would you like to tell us your name
while we're here?
- You wouldn't have to ask me if I had a name tag.
- Okay.
Uh, next?
Uh, that's you in the orange shirt.
- My name's Jeff, okay?
Moving on!
Please direct your attention to whoever's next.
Please stop looking at me.
Please. Make it stop.
- Okay, then. Next.
- I'm Josh and this is the first time I've left the house
in six months.
- Oh, wow.
Yeah, so far not worth it at all.
- Ah, that's a shame.
Next?
- Hey, I'm Chris and there's no way for me
to meaningfully scratch the surface of who I am
in this short introduction.
Even if you were to try to get to know me one-on-one,
there's no way you truly could.
We are all doomed to live our lives isolated on our own
until we each face death alone.
- And our last group member?
- Hi, I'm Matt and since I'm going last,
this whole time, I've just been thinking
about what I would say now.
So I haven't been listening
to anything that any of you have said.
I don't know any of your names.
I don't know anything about you.
I mean, I do remember that you said something
about being an alcoholic, but it was a joke?
So yeah, that's my introduction.
- Great.
- Hey, what's this meetup group all about anyway?
- Nothing, really.
It's just a contrived plot device
to give you all a reason to introduce yourselves.
- I had a feeling that's what was going on.
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